Ishkur
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If Tiktok kids love Aphex Twin so much, wait til they discover Boards of Canada.
January 29, 2026 at 8:52 AM
If Tiktok kids love Aphex Twin so much, wait til they discover Boards of Canada.
My new trait: When I agree with what someone is saying, I reply "Oh, 95 percent!" which implies that there's 5% of it that I don't agree with and they'll wonder for the rest of the day what it is.
January 27, 2026 at 10:17 PM
My new trait: When I agree with what someone is saying, I reply "Oh, 95 percent!" which implies that there's 5% of it that I don't agree with and they'll wonder for the rest of the day what it is.
Special Teams wins Championships.
January 26, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Special Teams wins Championships.
So far the Rams have had zero penalties.
Just saying.
Just saying.
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 AM
So far the Rams have had zero penalties.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Jingoism while people's rights are being stomped on just a few states away feels inappropriate.
Lets just play football.
Lets just play football.
January 25, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Jingoism while people's rights are being stomped on just a few states away feels inappropriate.
Lets just play football.
Lets just play football.
Erin Andrews killed a bear this week.
January 25, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Erin Andrews killed a bear this week.
The stupidest person you know is being told "you're so smart" by an LLM right now.
January 24, 2026 at 4:34 PM
The stupidest person you know is being told "you're so smart" by an LLM right now.
Anyone who tells you to not bring up politics is okay with the way things are.
January 22, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Anyone who tells you to not bring up politics is okay with the way things are.
Just think: If there were no CFB Playoffs, we'd all be reading about how some jackoff sports writers anointed Alabama as National Champions based on some strength of schedule bollocks or something.
January 20, 2026 at 6:27 AM
Just think: If there were no CFB Playoffs, we'd all be reading about how some jackoff sports writers anointed Alabama as National Champions based on some strength of schedule bollocks or something.
Only the NFC West can beat the NFC West.
January 19, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Only the NFC West can beat the NFC West.
We need more comedy skits where it's just one person talking to themselves in shot/reverse-shot.
January 15, 2026 at 7:39 PM
We need more comedy skits where it's just one person talking to themselves in shot/reverse-shot.
Yay Scot Adams is dead.
January 13, 2026 at 4:46 PM
Yay Scot Adams is dead.
Erin Andrews bathed in the blood of a litter of puppies before this game.
January 11, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Erin Andrews bathed in the blood of a litter of puppies before this game.
Fuck Polymarket, and Robinhood, and DraftKings, and even Fantasy Football. Jesus fuck get some therapy you degenerate gambling freaks.
January 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
Fuck Polymarket, and Robinhood, and DraftKings, and even Fantasy Football. Jesus fuck get some therapy you degenerate gambling freaks.
Real education is knowing how to explain when Chat-GPT is wrong.
January 6, 2026 at 3:32 PM
Real education is knowing how to explain when Chat-GPT is wrong.
Really, I just watch Stranger Things for the music.
Not the needle drops that I've heard a million times before and don't have any emotional weight or impact on me.
The score. Could've used more acid.
Not the needle drops that I've heard a million times before and don't have any emotional weight or impact on me.
The score. Could've used more acid.
January 2, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Really, I just watch Stranger Things for the music.
Not the needle drops that I've heard a million times before and don't have any emotional weight or impact on me.
The score. Could've used more acid.
Not the needle drops that I've heard a million times before and don't have any emotional weight or impact on me.
The score. Could've used more acid.
Ghostbusters II isn't a New Years movie.
January 1, 2026 at 9:05 AM
Ghostbusters II isn't a New Years movie.
It's not clever writing, it's not dramatic prose, it's just AI slop, and I hate every fucking time I see word vomit written like this.
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
It's not clever writing, it's not dramatic prose, it's just AI slop, and I hate every fucking time I see word vomit written like this.
Protip from Gen X: Despite all your rage you Zoomers are still just rats in a cage.
December 28, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Protip from Gen X: Despite all your rage you Zoomers are still just rats in a cage.
Like an essay due the next day, nothing is more satisfying than finishing wrapping up all the presents at.... *checks time* 1:45am on Christmas Day.
It's Miller Time.
It's Miller Time.
December 25, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Like an essay due the next day, nothing is more satisfying than finishing wrapping up all the presents at.... *checks time* 1:45am on Christmas Day.
It's Miller Time.
It's Miller Time.
We should do what the Japanese do and eat KFC on Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 5:46 AM
We should do what the Japanese do and eat KFC on Christmas.
Look -- it's easy to sit around and crack jokes about Jake Paul getting absolutely curb-stomped by Anthony Joshua, but at the same time we have to ask ourselves: Are there yet more ways we can make fun of his stupid clownshow of a boxing career?
December 23, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Look -- it's easy to sit around and crack jokes about Jake Paul getting absolutely curb-stomped by Anthony Joshua, but at the same time we have to ask ourselves: Are there yet more ways we can make fun of his stupid clownshow of a boxing career?
You don't need to make up LOTR Bands. There was literally a prog rock group in the 80s called Marillion. They weren't hiding it. There's a whole subgenre of Prog Rock that sings about spaceships and elves. You're not being clever. Just go and listen to them. It already exists.
December 21, 2025 at 3:15 PM
You don't need to make up LOTR Bands. There was literally a prog rock group in the 80s called Marillion. They weren't hiding it. There's a whole subgenre of Prog Rock that sings about spaceships and elves. You're not being clever. Just go and listen to them. It already exists.