My wife, sour-faced, after eating Taco Bell: “I think I have Taco Belly.”

A socialist metal band called Skid Marx.

My wife is real awesome.

Hey, no big deal, just received NCA's Latina/o Communication Studies Scholar of the Year Award 🥰

So many X-pats on here. It's great to see.

Just called my toddler Joseph Stalin because she be killing us with her stalling at bedtime. It was my first dad joke that made the wife snort instead of groan.