I knew it…

I’m still traumatized from looking in my mom’s closet when I was younger.

Remember when your parents used to read you bedtime stories? I don’t either.

So let’s just ignore what happened tonight

My son just discovered the ‘Jinx! You owe me a soda!’ game, and now my mom owes him more sodas than a vending machine.

Just rolled a blunt so fat it swims with its shirt on. #Weed