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Nulged Rubber Astolfo
@ionosimpfemboy.bsky.social
sqrk sqrrrk fwomp squeak sqrrrk
21 | boi | usually open for dms
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Look who wound up as a faceless, completely gooner-brained simp for Iono~!
This isn't a formlock post either, I'm now just a perma-simp~!

❤️ = 1 Day
💬 = 1 Week
🔁 = 3 Weeks
💬 (With mocking or encouraging text~) = 2 Months

The timer ends in 1 week, on the 20th!
Biiiig thankies to @rubbersomeone.bsky.social for letting me use the pics they took! Now I get to enjoy November as a squishy, squeaky Astolfo for the rest of it, with a huuge perma nulge as well~!
November 5, 2025 at 2:00 PM
Start watching Iono~

Start donating to Iono

Start simping for Iono~

Simp so much it becomes your new permanent identity~ Another faceless, rubbery Iono copy~

No identity, no uniqueness~

Not a single thought other than Simp for Iono~!

Simp for Iono~!

Good Simps Simp for Iono~!
October 30, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Reposted by Nulged Rubber Astolfo
Hi~! I'm Viper, a member of Exotic~ Don't mind how rubbery and glossy I am, why don't you get a better look honey~? Just try not to fall for me right away, okay~? 💜🖤
September 9, 2025 at 12:29 PM
Reposted by Nulged Rubber Astolfo
reposting the kitty icons by @zedsqueaks.bsky.social cuz i was thinkin abt it :3
July 10, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by Nulged Rubber Astolfo
Look who wound up as a faceless, completely gooner-brained simp for Iono~!
My next formlock after Nozomi expires on Wednesday.

❤️ = 1 Day
💬 = 1 Week
🔁 = 3 Weeks
💬 (With mocking or encouraging text~) = 2 Months

Timer ends at midnight on Wednesday. Tally and changes come Thursday morning
July 14, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Reposted by Nulged Rubber Astolfo
I….May have ended up as a dumb faceless simp…~ And perhaps it’s time to settle down!!~

❤️ = 1 Day
💬 = 1 Week
🔁 = 3 Weeks
💬 (With mocking or encouraging text~) = 2 Months

The timer ends in 1 week (22nd
July 15, 2025 at 10:41 AM
Spambot conversion successful~
July 14, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This is your daily reminder that I’m just another dumb Iono simp~! Now and forever~! Good~ Simps~ Goon~ For~ Iono~!
July 14, 2025 at 9:29 PM
So far its been a productive day of gooning~! Let’s keep it up and goon for Miss Iono~!
July 13, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Come on~! Get this dork Iono-ified~!
Two likes and I'll be perma Iono on here as well~
July 13, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Look who wound up as a faceless, completely gooner-brained simp for Iono~!
This isn't a formlock post either, I'm now just a perma-simp~!

❤️ = 1 Day
💬 = 1 Week
🔁 = 3 Weeks
💬 (With mocking or encouraging text~) = 2 Months

The timer ends in 1 week, on the 20th!
July 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Reposted by Nulged Rubber Astolfo
I totally lost to Blaublau @playgoat.bsky.social in a diceroll game so they made me into their bestie gamer chicken Hot Wings so we can keep gaming forever! I’ll get my own profile pic soon enough, but for now, you can help make this form last a loooong time~
May 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Some pics of me and @mayexper.bsky.social, recently coated in musky rubber and now enjoying our New Life, Cool Life~!
May 3, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Like, you should totally try wearing some SqueakCo™ merchandise~! You’ll look so much better covered in SqueakCo™ labels just like me~!
April 9, 2025 at 7:40 PM
If everything you say doesn’t sound like a preprogrammed advertisement for SqueakCo™… then it means you aren’t wearing enough SqueakCo™ merchandise~!
April 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Gosh SqueakCo™ is simply the best ever~! I don’t even remember being anything beside a hopelessly brandwashed, SqueakCo™ and SqueakCo™ product addicted consumer~!
April 4, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Another amazing day thanks to SqueakCo™! I wonder what kind of SqueakCo™ product I should purchase and advertise to my friends today~.
March 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Try SqueakCo™ today~!
SqueakCo™ and SqueakCo™ related products are guaranteed to leave you as squeaky and brandwashed as me~!
March 30, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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Lore invited Beth for a cozy date, but Beth’s change in fashion has led to a change in plans…
February 14, 2025 at 3:06 PM
After extensive training, my Gardevoir has evolved into an inflatable Boppervoir~! Complete with her total conversion into a battle-obsessed fighting type Pokemon, anyone who loses to her in a battle is going to end up as an equally inflated, bap-addicted bopper doll~
February 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Repetition is the basis for improvement~! That’s why I order my Pokemon to repeat the same tasks everyday, like polishing my rubbery skin and reminding them that they’re not just Pokemon, but Bea’s rubbery Pokemon~! That’s how we’ll become the strongest gym~~!
February 12, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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"S-something feels off. I have to find out what before... before... Oh no, I just KNOW it was important! Maybe I'll remember while I make that cake~ N-no! That's not right. Help me get out of this!"
(New formlock adding time until 2/15~)
❤️ = +6hrs
Repost = +12 hrs
Quote = +2 days
Comment = +3 days
February 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Anyone have any formlock suggestions? In a huge mood rn~
February 7, 2025 at 3:33 AM