Lana Deltron 3030
@invisiblemonkey.bsky.social
idk, posting into the void and looking for my friends
the office was cold af so I put my kneecap scarf on and now I've learned that some people are cool here. :)
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 PM
the office was cold af so I put my kneecap scarf on and now I've learned that some people are cool here. :)
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please look at what this is in response to
Way to downplay instances of girls and women getting SA’d in those settings I guess. It’s OK to acknowledge there are dangerous people out there and that bad shit happens. Sweet lil mewmew is the only good thing about this post at least
November 20, 2025 at 7:00 AM
please look at what this is in response to
I think I might return to my menswear era
November 19, 2025 at 8:25 AM
I think I might return to my menswear era
me to the hawk I see on his fav perch on my way out of town during my commute: “HEYYYYY, THERE HE IS! THE BIG MAN!!”
November 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
me to the hawk I see on his fav perch on my way out of town during my commute: “HEYYYYY, THERE HE IS! THE BIG MAN!!”
sleeping with your disgusting source as a journalist is now slutshaming, I guess.
Everyone in my feed is shitting on Nuzzi. Meanwhile, the other person in the saga is now destroying the medical community and endangering public health.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
But let’s slut shame Nuzzi.
Scoop: Olivia Nuzzi has written a book during her year in exile, in which she is set to in part address her relationship with RFK Jr. Details in @status.news: www.status.news/p/olivia-nuz...
November 18, 2025 at 1:27 PM
sleeping with your disgusting source as a journalist is now slutshaming, I guess.
I am a magic: the gathering widow (bf has two drafts and a cube this weekend)
November 15, 2025 at 7:56 AM
I am a magic: the gathering widow (bf has two drafts and a cube this weekend)
Helping with our storage project.
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Helping with our storage project.
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I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
November 14, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I hate that AI has made me approach cute animal videos with an air of suspicion. I resent having to harden my heart to the possibility of an unlikely friendship between a very large dog and a very small one
saw turnstile yesterday and now have to go to the office where my first meeting starts at 9, woe is me.
November 11, 2025 at 6:26 AM
saw turnstile yesterday and now have to go to the office where my first meeting starts at 9, woe is me.
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Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker
November 5, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Welcome to Woke 2 motherfucker
I got to explain who curtis sliwa is to my partner :)
November 4, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I got to explain who curtis sliwa is to my partner :)
I can’t stay up all night to watch a mayoral election in a city thousands of miles away, posting to convince myself
November 4, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I can’t stay up all night to watch a mayoral election in a city thousands of miles away, posting to convince myself
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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
November 4, 2025 at 12:32 PM
there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me
accidentally said "omg, yesss" at the office after finding out dick cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 12:39 PM
accidentally said "omg, yesss" at the office after finding out dick cheney died.
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TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
August 13, 2025 at 5:27 PM
TFW u open BlueSky and a bunch of ppl are vaguely posting about the same shit
if you’re “moved to tears” by hamilton you shouldn’t be able to vote
November 2, 2025 at 12:37 PM
if you’re “moved to tears” by hamilton you shouldn’t be able to vote
finally watching 1000 hours of trixie doing the same make-up over and over again paid off.
November 2, 2025 at 12:02 PM
finally watching 1000 hours of trixie doing the same make-up over and over again paid off.
learned how to style plastic hair because I’m a cheapskate with high standards ✌🏼
October 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
learned how to style plastic hair because I’m a cheapskate with high standards ✌🏼
Me last week: hell yeah, vax me up!
Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out
Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out
October 30, 2025 at 9:51 AM
Me last week: hell yeah, vax me up!
Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out
Me getting my period now: pls, I’m dying, how have they not fixed this yet. I’m bleeding out
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at this point posting on twitter and not being a nazi is like if you were just really into the off topic subforum on stormfront
October 29, 2025 at 7:28 PM
at this point posting on twitter and not being a nazi is like if you were just really into the off topic subforum on stormfront
yes I voted, yes I am ignoring the results.
October 29, 2025 at 8:26 PM
yes I voted, yes I am ignoring the results.