Hawkeye🥃🪶
@invictus75.bsky.social
49♂️💍. #gaming since 1982, Atari 2600. Ex WoW player; moved to #FFXIV. Playing #MHWilds, #PokemonTCGPocket, #CenturyAgeOfAshes & more.
I might humor you, but I'll probably just mute/block you.
🍊🍑🤡 can 🪦🔥
YouTube:
https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-Invictus1975x
I might humor you, but I'll probably just mute/block you.
🍊🍑🤡 can 🪦🔥
YouTube:
https://tinyurl.com/YouTube-Invictus1975x
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ITT: Lately, I've become hesitant to respond to posts, esp. #gaming related ones, here on Bluesky.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
☢️🔥Hot Take🔥☢️
If she's a trophy wife..
Your kids are participation trophies. 🎤⬇️
If she's a trophy wife..
Your kids are participation trophies. 🎤⬇️
a woman in a pink top says that 's the definition of a trophy wife '
ALT: a woman in a pink top says that 's the definition of a trophy wife '
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November 15, 2025 at 1:04 AM
☢️🔥Hot Take🔥☢️
If she's a trophy wife..
Your kids are participation trophies. 🎤⬇️
If she's a trophy wife..
Your kids are participation trophies. 🎤⬇️
Today has been a pretty damn disappointing start to a 3-day weekend.
November 15, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Today has been a pretty damn disappointing start to a 3-day weekend.
As if I wasn't 🤬ed off enough..
WTF is this 12s-damned absolute BULLSHITE, @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com?
cc @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
@square-enix-games.com
WTF is this 12s-damned absolute BULLSHITE, @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com?
cc @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
@square-enix-games.com
![Screenshot taken from X [Twitter] with what appears to be one user generating NINE queue/ticket purchase windows? What the actual 🤬s damned f🤬?!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:qg4hb45225jofnw7gtyjzvup/bafkreigzbtmmxepxk4j6xn357ueqxyxjgkbmnicdwa5hj24yerveqciamu@jpeg)
November 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
As if I wasn't 🤬ed off enough..
WTF is this 12s-damned absolute BULLSHITE, @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com?
cc @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
@square-enix-games.com
WTF is this 12s-damned absolute BULLSHITE, @jp.finalfantasyxiv.com?
cc @en.finalfantasyxiv.com
@square-enix-games.com
Waiting for the general sales to start blows chunks.
The possibility of not getting tickets blows chunks.
The fact I still have 💩 to do after whatever happens blows chunks.
Being on edge about tomorrow's game blows chunks.
Damn, I need something to NOT blow chunks RN.
The possibility of not getting tickets blows chunks.
The fact I still have 💩 to do after whatever happens blows chunks.
Being on edge about tomorrow's game blows chunks.
Damn, I need something to NOT blow chunks RN.
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Waiting for the general sales to start blows chunks.
The possibility of not getting tickets blows chunks.
The fact I still have 💩 to do after whatever happens blows chunks.
Being on edge about tomorrow's game blows chunks.
Damn, I need something to NOT blow chunks RN.
The possibility of not getting tickets blows chunks.
The fact I still have 💩 to do after whatever happens blows chunks.
Being on edge about tomorrow's game blows chunks.
Damn, I need something to NOT blow chunks RN.
If you see this post a bird.
November 14, 2025 at 2:54 PM
If you see this post a bird.
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs good horror movies mess with your head, avoid relying on blood and guts.
November 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs good horror movies mess with your head, avoid relying on blood and guts.
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs
🎶 "I like big boobs
And I cannot lie
You other fellas
Can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With a pair of big boobs
And a big smile
On her face
You get sprung" 🎵
🎶 "I like big boobs
And I cannot lie
You other fellas
Can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With a pair of big boobs
And a big smile
On her face
You get sprung" 🎵
a woman in a white dress is sitting in a black chair
ALT: a woman in a white dress is sitting in a black chair
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November 14, 2025 at 2:48 PM
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs
🎶 "I like big boobs
And I cannot lie
You other fellas
Can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With a pair of big boobs
And a big smile
On her face
You get sprung" 🎵
🎶 "I like big boobs
And I cannot lie
You other fellas
Can't deny
That when a girl walks in
With a pair of big boobs
And a big smile
On her face
You get sprung" 🎵
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs that self-medication is perfectly fine. 🍸
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs that self-medication is perfectly fine. 🍸
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs that I don't care about trends.
November 14, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#WhatMyPhilosophyIs that I don't care about trends.
Reposted by Hawkeye🥃🪶
*sees person complaining about being a parent*
*thinks*
Maybe you should've put on a wetsuit before diving in the ocean, huh, pal?
*thinks*
Maybe you should've put on a wetsuit before diving in the ocean, huh, pal?
November 11, 2025 at 6:15 PM
*sees person complaining about being a parent*
*thinks*
Maybe you should've put on a wetsuit before diving in the ocean, huh, pal?
*thinks*
Maybe you should've put on a wetsuit before diving in the ocean, huh, pal?
The usual rollercoaster 🎢 of emotions about not getting a shot at early access ticket purchases & having to wait for general sales..
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The usual rollercoaster 🎢 of emotions about not getting a shot at early access ticket purchases & having to wait for general sales..
IDGAF about Presidents.
I stand with the soldiers.
I stand with the soldiers.
a thank you for your service message with an american flag
ALT: a thank you for your service message with an american flag
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November 11, 2025 at 4:22 PM
IDGAF about Presidents.
I stand with the soldiers.
I stand with the soldiers.
#EasyMealsInASongOrMovie
🎵 Ramen To You 🎶
🎵 Ramen To You 🎶
a bowl of instant lunch with shrimp and vegetables with a spoon in it .
ALT: a bowl of instant lunch with shrimp and vegetables with a spoon in it .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
#EasyMealsInASongOrMovie
🎵 Ramen To You 🎶
🎵 Ramen To You 🎶
So, how many streamers magically got early access tickets for #FFXIV Final Fantasy Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim, CA?
Answer: I know of at least 2 already.
[Narrator: Funny how a "random lottery" process manages to velvet rope streamers that give FF14 & Square free advertising.. 🤔]
Answer: I know of at least 2 already.
[Narrator: Funny how a "random lottery" process manages to velvet rope streamers that give FF14 & Square free advertising.. 🤔]
November 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
So, how many streamers magically got early access tickets for #FFXIV Final Fantasy Fan Festival 2026 in Anaheim, CA?
Answer: I know of at least 2 already.
[Narrator: Funny how a "random lottery" process manages to velvet rope streamers that give FF14 & Square free advertising.. 🤔]
Answer: I know of at least 2 already.
[Narrator: Funny how a "random lottery" process manages to velvet rope streamers that give FF14 & Square free advertising.. 🤔]
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize no politician gives a 💩 about anything other than themselves.
We elect ppl in the vain hope they'll represent us & shape the laws to benefit us common folk, change things. But they get elected, hit both knees for lobbyist 💵 & 🖕constituents.
We elect ppl in the vain hope they'll represent us & shape the laws to benefit us common folk, change things. But they get elected, hit both knees for lobbyist 💵 & 🖕constituents.
November 10, 2025 at 3:10 PM
American politics makes a lot more sense when you realize no politician gives a 💩 about anything other than themselves.
We elect ppl in the vain hope they'll represent us & shape the laws to benefit us common folk, change things. But they get elected, hit both knees for lobbyist 💵 & 🖕constituents.
We elect ppl in the vain hope they'll represent us & shape the laws to benefit us common folk, change things. But they get elected, hit both knees for lobbyist 💵 & 🖕constituents.
#GetYourMathRightBefore trying to talk quantum physics with him.
a man with a mustache and earbuds says really
Alt: a man with a mustache and earbuds says really
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November 10, 2025 at 3:03 PM
#GetYourMathRightBefore trying to talk quantum physics with him.
ITT: Lately, I've become hesitant to respond to posts, esp. #gaming related ones, here on Bluesky.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
November 10, 2025 at 2:50 PM
ITT: Lately, I've become hesitant to respond to posts, esp. #gaming related ones, here on Bluesky.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
If I try to reply, (you know, actually engage socially on a 'social media platform'), I end up with dismissive replies. Ppl act like I invaded their bubble or get snide try to be insulting.
Am I doing this right?
November 9, 2025 at 3:34 PM
Am I doing this right?