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Intimidation Crab
@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH.

🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
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Tire Fire Rally is cheap as hell for the Steam Racing Fest. Also, just got some new maps and cars. Link in the comments.
#IndieGaming #Racing #SteamSale
I think one of the differences is when people are talking about "what gamers want" the conversation often includes things like QOL and basic functionality. If you released a book that couldn't be opened, I don't think it's exactly visionary.
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I love the way Maximus delivers his lines in a casual deadpan. I was thinking about it sounded like someone disassociating from stress, but he sounds exactly like the Fallout 4 player voice.

"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"

"Sure, buddy"

#Fallout
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
This headline would have been so big in 2011.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
I am probably a more hopeless person than you, because I've given up on the idea of living off my games. I mostly just want people to play them.
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Follow up: Does anyone know where I can buy a digital copy of Tomorrow Never Dies. Stressing the "Buy" part. I want that bitch on an external hard drive.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
No matter how many streaming services I subscribe to, I can never seem to watch a James Bond movie.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. First Person Stapler is now free on Steam!

#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming

store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
First Person Stapler on Steam
Clear targets in your office call center and race to the exit in this ridiculous, stapler-centric target shooter.
store.steampowered.com
December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Every MIT Technology Review article:

"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"

Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My house burned down, and I lost all my physical media, but since everything was on Game Pass, I never really thought about my lack of ownership. It's weird to realize I don't own any Halo after buying so many.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I might be the odd one out, but I don't want to see Peter Griffin running around in my Mil Sim.
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.

I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.

#Battlefield #CoD
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I'm going to make an environmentally friendly alternative to ChatGPT. When you have a question, it will simply connect you to a stoned college kid who will make up an answer.

I'll call it ChatTHC.

Should be about as reliable as the current model.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
In case anyone was wondering, building interconnected systems for a city builder is actually difficult. Who could have known?
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini

-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.

#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
October 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I've updated my Tarrot Reader with more fortunes. You can get yours for free on Itch

#GameDev #Tarot
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?

store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...

#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.

store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...

#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.

www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...

#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
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September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.
September 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
So this character is a loud-mouthed tech billionaire control freak who wears tight t-shirts and loves inserting himself into disasters he doesn't understand? Cool. I'm sure that isn't based on anymore in particular.
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM