Intimidation Crab
@intimidationcrab.bsky.social
Sarcastic indie developer of retro-ish games like Tire Fire Rally and Nuclear Lizard Island Rampage. Working out of Columbus, OH.
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
🏎️ Get TFR: https://tinyurl.com/3uvhjrfc
🦎 Get NLIR: https://tinyurl.com/y97bt6ck
📑 Unity Tutorials: https://tinyurl.com/22zp
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Tire Fire Rally is cheap as hell for the Steam Racing Fest. Also, just got some new maps and cars. Link in the comments.
#IndieGaming #Racing #SteamSale
#IndieGaming #Racing #SteamSale
I think one of the differences is when people are talking about "what gamers want" the conversation often includes things like QOL and basic functionality. If you released a book that couldn't be opened, I don't think it's exactly visionary.
January 4, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I think one of the differences is when people are talking about "what gamers want" the conversation often includes things like QOL and basic functionality. If you released a book that couldn't be opened, I don't think it's exactly visionary.
I love the way Maximus delivers his lines in a casual deadpan. I was thinking about it sounded like someone disassociating from stress, but he sounds exactly like the Fallout 4 player voice.
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
January 3, 2026 at 8:50 PM
I love the way Maximus delivers his lines in a casual deadpan. I was thinking about it sounded like someone disassociating from stress, but he sounds exactly like the Fallout 4 player voice.
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
"Do you want to kill a whole camp or raiders?"
"Sure, buddy"
#Fallout
This headline would have been so big in 2011.
December 18, 2025 at 2:30 PM
This headline would have been so big in 2011.
I am probably a more hopeless person than you, because I've given up on the idea of living off my games. I mostly just want people to play them.
December 17, 2025 at 2:34 AM
I am probably a more hopeless person than you, because I've given up on the idea of living off my games. I mostly just want people to play them.
Follow up: Does anyone know where I can buy a digital copy of Tomorrow Never Dies. Stressing the "Buy" part. I want that bitch on an external hard drive.
December 9, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Follow up: Does anyone know where I can buy a digital copy of Tomorrow Never Dies. Stressing the "Buy" part. I want that bitch on an external hard drive.
No matter how many streaming services I subscribe to, I can never seem to watch a James Bond movie.
December 9, 2025 at 4:55 PM
No matter how many streaming services I subscribe to, I can never seem to watch a James Bond movie.
I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. First Person Stapler is now free on Steam!
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
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#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
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First Person Stapler on Steam
Clear targets in your office call center and race to the exit in this ridiculous, stapler-centric target shooter.
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December 3, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I know this is the moment you've all been waiting for. First Person Stapler is now free on Steam!
#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
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#IndieGaming #Steam #PCGaming
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Every MIT Technology Review article:
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
November 26, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Every MIT Technology Review article:
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
"How AI is eroding our sense of basic trust, making the internet unusable, and destabilizing democracy"
Brought to you by AI-Driven AdTech Company
"Gaslight your customers with the power of AI!"
My house burned down, and I lost all my physical media, but since everything was on Game Pass, I never really thought about my lack of ownership. It's weird to realize I don't own any Halo after buying so many.
October 28, 2025 at 8:59 PM
My house burned down, and I lost all my physical media, but since everything was on Game Pass, I never really thought about my lack of ownership. It's weird to realize I don't own any Halo after buying so many.
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
October 28, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Recently cancelled Game Pass and I was weirdly shocked to realize I don't digitally own any Halo games.
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
October 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
I want to play Fable 2 again. I miss Blood Stone.
I might be the odd one out, but I don't want to see Peter Griffin running around in my Mil Sim.
October 23, 2025 at 2:32 PM
I might be the odd one out, but I don't want to see Peter Griffin running around in my Mil Sim.
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
October 23, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I have been saying this for years, but the conversation has finally come up again.
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I would pay a one time micro-transaction to not see anyone's unique skin in online games.
#Battlefield #CoD
I'm going to make an environmentally friendly alternative to ChatGPT. When you have a question, it will simply connect you to a stoned college kid who will make up an answer.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
October 17, 2025 at 6:23 PM
I'm going to make an environmentally friendly alternative to ChatGPT. When you have a question, it will simply connect you to a stoned college kid who will make up an answer.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
I'll call it ChatTHC.
Should be about as reliable as the current model.
In case anyone was wondering, building interconnected systems for a city builder is actually difficult. Who could have known?
October 16, 2025 at 4:46 AM
In case anyone was wondering, building interconnected systems for a city builder is actually difficult. Who could have known?
Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?
October 10, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Is anyone else getting followed by a bunch of bots with Cartoon Network names?
My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.
October 7, 2025 at 2:48 PM
My main project is taking way longer than I would like to make. So, now I'm skimming my backlog of ideas looking for something that I can make in a day or two to get a dopamine hit.
Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
October 6, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Micro DevBlog 15 - Operation Spilled Martini
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
-Rebooted the demo of OSM for the 3rd time. Very happy with this version.
-Had a coding day where everything worked first try and I really enjoyed that.
#DevBlog #GameDev #IndieGaming
October 6, 2025 at 2:56 PM
You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?
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#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
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#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
September 30, 2025 at 12:29 PM
You look stressed out. How would you like to smash up some buildings and throw tanks into a volcano?
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
store.steampowered.com/app/3180470/...
#IndieGaming #SteamDeals #Gaming
#Godzilla
$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.
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#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
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#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
September 29, 2025 at 6:14 PM
$0.49 isn't all that much even with the collapse of the economy.
store.steampowered.com/app/3047290/...
#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
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#SteamDeals #PCGaming #Gaming #IndieGaming #Games
If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
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#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
From the RandomActsOfGaming community on Reddit: [Steam] 3 key giveaway for Tire Fire Rally
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September 29, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If anyone wants a free game, I'm doing a giveaway for Tire Fire Rally over on Reddit.
www.reddit.com/r/RandomActs...
#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
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#IndieGaming #GameDev #Giveaway
We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.
September 26, 2025 at 11:51 PM
We just don't make TV shows with high stakes dinner parties riddled with hijinks anymore, and what a fucking shame.
So this character is a loud-mouthed tech billionaire control freak who wears tight t-shirts and loves inserting himself into disasters he doesn't understand? Cool. I'm sure that isn't based on anymore in particular.
September 25, 2025 at 4:24 PM
So this character is a loud-mouthed tech billionaire control freak who wears tight t-shirts and loves inserting himself into disasters he doesn't understand? Cool. I'm sure that isn't based on anymore in particular.