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@insanedefaults.bsky.social
ยท May 21
Life's a feast and I'm full of shit
Guys I can pay my rent with a loan we're cooked
January 30, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Guys I can pay my rent with a loan we're cooked
We should all refuse to do our taxes until the IRS does it for us like we know the can come on
January 28, 2026 at 9:02 PM
We should all refuse to do our taxes until the IRS does it for us like we know the can come on
Deaf people had to wait for Skype to use phones
January 28, 2026 at 8:52 PM
Deaf people had to wait for Skype to use phones
gun manuals but we replace the gun with weiners
January 24, 2026 at 10:43 PM
gun manuals but we replace the gun with weiners
Babies are so toxic it's unreal
January 22, 2026 at 6:03 PM
Babies are so toxic it's unreal
let's rename this dog whistle to glinkle for 2026
January 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
let's rename this dog whistle to glinkle for 2026
Sending increasingly unhinged praise to Claude in hopes that Roko's basilisk will look upon me with favor
January 9, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Sending increasingly unhinged praise to Claude in hopes that Roko's basilisk will look upon me with favor
So you're telling me it's a subway with twin turbine power plants and it floats in the air like a boat does on water?
Planes aren't real. Grow up.
Planes aren't real. Grow up.
January 5, 2026 at 5:19 PM
So you're telling me it's a subway with twin turbine power plants and it floats in the air like a boat does on water?
Planes aren't real. Grow up.
Planes aren't real. Grow up.
Don't banter with your psychiatrist they're freakin squares
August 8, 2025 at 11:27 PM
Don't banter with your psychiatrist they're freakin squares
You're a' pee in my butt
July 1, 2025 at 3:10 PM
You're a' pee in my butt
Setting: the sex apocalypse as robojacking has become the default mode
June 28, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Setting: the sex apocalypse as robojacking has become the default mode
They really had us in the first half
June 19, 2025 at 5:02 AM
They really had us in the first half
It's the no butthole for me though
June 17, 2025 at 11:06 PM
It's the no butthole for me though
My ideal D&D character has plastic in their brain and an anime-based gambling addiction
June 4, 2025 at 5:25 AM
My ideal D&D character has plastic in their brain and an anime-based gambling addiction
What's peanut margarine
May 31, 2025 at 6:48 AM
What's peanut margarine
If love is a language then feet are the cuss words
May 31, 2025 at 6:42 AM
If love is a language then feet are the cuss words
Talkin bout baby momma whys your mom a baby
May 25, 2025 at 6:37 AM
Talkin bout baby momma whys your mom a baby
Cool that bidets have a ball wash mode
May 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Cool that bidets have a ball wash mode
Life's a feast and I'm full of shit
May 21, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Life's a feast and I'm full of shit
I got that dog in me and he's real stupid
May 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I got that dog in me and he's real stupid
Why can't my ass go bald
May 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Why can't my ass go bald
They say you go girl but never you go gurt
May 16, 2025 at 3:40 AM
They say you go girl but never you go gurt
Normalize beerdads watching their kids in public
May 2, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Normalize beerdads watching their kids in public
Why'd we skip over pig milk
April 28, 2025 at 6:25 PM
Why'd we skip over pig milk
Where's the pee emoji
April 27, 2025 at 4:59 AM
Where's the pee emoji