If anyone ever writes “Smile: It’s Your Birthday” on my Facebook page I will unfriend them immediately. (It’s creepy and it’s also an ai response.)
December 1, 2025 at 8:36 PM
If anyone ever writes “Smile: It’s Your Birthday” on my Facebook page I will unfriend them immediately. (It’s creepy and it’s also an ai response.)
Minnesota State Fair.
September 2, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Minnesota State Fair.
Minnesota State Fair.
September 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Minnesota State Fair.
Minnesota State Fair
August 29, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Minnesota State Fair
The Midway.
August 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
The Midway.
Minnesota State Fair.
August 26, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Minnesota State Fair.
Minnesota State Fair.
August 26, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Minnesota State Fair.
Someone posted a photo of me and it was super unflattering (they didn’t do it to be mean - it’s just how I look) and I’m glad they did because now I see how other people see me and everything makes sense.
August 26, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Someone posted a photo of me and it was super unflattering (they didn’t do it to be mean - it’s just how I look) and I’m glad they did because now I see how other people see me and everything makes sense.
County fair.
August 9, 2025 at 2:21 PM
County fair.
I’m 44 and today was the first time I’ve ever received flowers after a concert. It was a really nice surprise.
August 1, 2025 at 2:08 AM
I’m 44 and today was the first time I’ve ever received flowers after a concert. It was a really nice surprise.
It’s not too late to invite me to your boat.
July 4, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s not too late to invite me to your boat.
Central Park.
June 25, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Central Park.
Metropolitan Opera House.
June 19, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Metropolitan Opera House.
Someone telling you that you are ugly almost every day is not for the weak.
June 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Someone telling you that you are ugly almost every day is not for the weak.
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you look like absolute garbage taking the dog out, the attractive neighbor will walk by and want to have a conversation.
June 9, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It is a truth universally acknowledged that when you look like absolute garbage taking the dog out, the attractive neighbor will walk by and want to have a conversation.
Peony season.
June 8, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Peony season.
If you see me in public just know I’m using all my energy to be there.
June 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
If you see me in public just know I’m using all my energy to be there.
Why are people out exercising when the air quality is in the red? Am I the only one who is sensitive to it?
June 4, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Why are people out exercising when the air quality is in the red? Am I the only one who is sensitive to it?
I just had to parallel park in front of a bunch of people in front of a hip restaurant and I have never done a worse job. I can’t leave my car now.
June 4, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I just had to parallel park in front of a bunch of people in front of a hip restaurant and I have never done a worse job. I can’t leave my car now.
My sinuses would like a word with the smoke in the air.
June 1, 2025 at 9:00 PM
My sinuses would like a word with the smoke in the air.