britva
@infrequentlyvile.bsky.social
he/him. hardest page on the net - running this thing like a microformat blog. liberalest of conservative czech monarchists. probably disturbed. mediocre at best.
coconut milk suspiciously excited every time she sees me, not that i can blame her
January 25, 2026 at 3:50 PM
coconut milk suspiciously excited every time she sees me, not that i can blame her
"Do you know what year it is?! 1507!!! So get with the times!"
January 22, 2026 at 3:31 PM
"Do you know what year it is?! 1507!!! So get with the times!"
my main disadvantage is that my takes are lukewarm at best
January 20, 2026 at 10:06 AM
my main disadvantage is that my takes are lukewarm at best
ezio auditore walked so leon skennedy could walk
January 17, 2026 at 8:56 PM
ezio auditore walked so leon skennedy could walk
staging the pit & the pendulum in my shower (i refuse to step onto the shower mat so i'm left standing like the rhodes colossus over it, desperate not to fall)
January 2, 2026 at 10:32 PM
staging the pit & the pendulum in my shower (i refuse to step onto the shower mat so i'm left standing like the rhodes colossus over it, desperate not to fall)
i don't need therapy, rice with sweet chilli sauce save me
December 10, 2025 at 5:59 PM
i don't need therapy, rice with sweet chilli sauce save me
WE NEED GAY CHRISTMAS STAT!!!!!!
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
WE NEED GAY CHRISTMAS STAT!!!!!!
diseased. drugged. overmedicated. malnourished. dangerous. addicted. incurable. horrific. miserable. cursed.
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
diseased. drugged. overmedicated. malnourished. dangerous. addicted. incurable. horrific. miserable. cursed.
can a gay catholic boy fall in love with a straight protestant girl?
November 20, 2025 at 3:26 PM
can a gay catholic boy fall in love with a straight protestant girl?
born too late to perform courtly theatrics, born just in time to be exposed to threatening amounts of non-ionising radiation
November 5, 2025 at 2:14 PM
born too late to perform courtly theatrics, born just in time to be exposed to threatening amounts of non-ionising radiation
i am emotionally well adjusted and i can be trusted to act appropriately in all situations
October 8, 2025 at 6:13 AM
i am emotionally well adjusted and i can be trusted to act appropriately in all situations
brb, just bleaching my eyebrows with 10% benzoyl peroxide
October 7, 2025 at 7:05 PM
brb, just bleaching my eyebrows with 10% benzoyl peroxide
i need to start dressing like a christian monk, i believe that would solve a lot of my awful outfits problems
October 3, 2025 at 8:13 PM
i need to start dressing like a christian monk, i believe that would solve a lot of my awful outfits problems
most upsetting thing about me is how you can pinpoint the exact moment i start losing my mind to another obsession
October 2, 2025 at 5:29 PM
most upsetting thing about me is how you can pinpoint the exact moment i start losing my mind to another obsession
hacker who installed keystroke logger on my keyboard appaled to find out instead of passwords for my work email he's been recording me write copious amounts of gay fanfiction
September 29, 2025 at 7:46 PM
hacker who installed keystroke logger on my keyboard appaled to find out instead of passwords for my work email he's been recording me write copious amounts of gay fanfiction
accidentally found myself a situationship
September 24, 2025 at 2:51 PM
accidentally found myself a situationship
larping as a medieval peasant tolling in the fields in my grandparents' garden
September 20, 2025 at 9:41 AM
larping as a medieval peasant tolling in the fields in my grandparents' garden
all i want is peace to write my yaoi in
September 15, 2025 at 8:34 PM
all i want is peace to write my yaoi in
i'm not aura farming i just can't control how heavily i walk
September 11, 2025 at 7:52 PM
i'm not aura farming i just can't control how heavily i walk
please baby jesus send me a tgirl
September 9, 2025 at 8:39 PM
please baby jesus send me a tgirl
sweet boyfriend who watches me struggle with videogames he aced at the age of 9
August 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
sweet boyfriend who watches me struggle with videogames he aced at the age of 9
on frangrantica looking up perfume notes such as vitamin b
August 21, 2025 at 7:21 PM
on frangrantica looking up perfume notes such as vitamin b
what the fuck is it about challengers that makes people lose their minds because of it
August 18, 2025 at 4:44 PM
what the fuck is it about challengers that makes people lose their minds because of it
music genre: misguided imitation of arabian music made by white people who visited egypt once on holiday in 2013
August 5, 2025 at 8:14 AM
music genre: misguided imitation of arabian music made by white people who visited egypt once on holiday in 2013