Creepy inflatable Alastor
@inflatablealastor.bsky.social
I just be posting things idk
27
Ok byeee
The Dumb One In SCDT
#NicerThanAmirTalai
27
Ok byeee
The Dumb One In SCDT
#NicerThanAmirTalai
Pinned
Ok can we talk about how funny @amirtalai.bsky.social is as Crane in Kung Fu Panda:Legends Of Awesomeness
He’s cool, I suppose 🤷🏼♀️ (jokes aside, Amir is great)
January 4, 2026 at 1:15 AM
He’s cool, I suppose 🤷🏼♀️ (jokes aside, Amir is great)
In 2026 Read a library book 💁♀️ and Stop consuming A.I. SLOP 🤢
I like libraries
January 3, 2026 at 1:47 AM
In 2026 Read a library book 💁♀️ and Stop consuming A.I. SLOP 🤢
Let’s see what this shits about
January 1, 2026 at 9:39 PM
Let’s see what this shits about
New Year’s resolution: less CIA shenanigans.
⚠️This post has been flagged as misinformation. Sorry, @amirtalai.bsky.social.⚠️
⚠️This post has been flagged as misinformation. Sorry, @amirtalai.bsky.social.⚠️
December 31, 2025 at 8:16 PM
New Year’s resolution: less CIA shenanigans.
⚠️This post has been flagged as misinformation. Sorry, @amirtalai.bsky.social.⚠️
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In 2025, Amirica
• Raised $10K+ for firefighters
• Raised $40K+ for abortion rights 💪
• Discovered the piss room
• Made @amirtalai.bsky.social eat cilantro and wear an inflatable Alastor suit (you’re welcome)
Here’s to another great year in Amirica ✨🔥
• Raised $10K+ for firefighters
• Raised $40K+ for abortion rights 💪
• Discovered the piss room
• Made @amirtalai.bsky.social eat cilantro and wear an inflatable Alastor suit (you’re welcome)
Here’s to another great year in Amirica ✨🔥
December 31, 2025 at 7:25 AM
In 2025, Amirica
• Raised $10K+ for firefighters
• Raised $40K+ for abortion rights 💪
• Discovered the piss room
• Made @amirtalai.bsky.social eat cilantro and wear an inflatable Alastor suit (you’re welcome)
Here’s to another great year in Amirica ✨🔥
• Raised $10K+ for firefighters
• Raised $40K+ for abortion rights 💪
• Discovered the piss room
• Made @amirtalai.bsky.social eat cilantro and wear an inflatable Alastor suit (you’re welcome)
Here’s to another great year in Amirica ✨🔥
@amirtalai.bsky.social’s challenge is so
Easy I can do it with my eyes closed 🥱🥱
Easy I can do it with my eyes closed 🥱🥱
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 PM
@amirtalai.bsky.social’s challenge is so
Easy I can do it with my eyes closed 🥱🥱
Easy I can do it with my eyes closed 🥱🥱
Reposted by Creepy inflatable Alastor
*makes amir talai a horse*
@amirtalai.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social
December 27, 2025 at 10:01 AM
*makes amir talai a horse*
@amirtalai.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social don’t ask how long this took
December 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
@amirtalai.bsky.social don’t ask how long this took
December 21, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Reposted by Creepy inflatable Alastor
Eh I tried
December 19, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Eh I tried
Definitely not what I expected to see when I opened my email, but hey.😂😂 @amirtalai.bsky.social
December 18, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Definitely not what I expected to see when I opened my email, but hey.😂😂 @amirtalai.bsky.social
Just @amirtalai.bsky.social being the best dog dad feat: JIMMY
December 18, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just @amirtalai.bsky.social being the best dog dad feat: JIMMY
Happy Amiridays @amirtalai.bsky.social
December 13, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Happy Amiridays @amirtalai.bsky.social
I meant to say this yesterday but I almost skipped this con my cousin had passed days before and I wasn’t up for much of anything. Went anyway, met @amirtalai.bsky.social , and I’m so glad i did. He’s One of the most genuine people out there. That day meant the world. Ok, enough of this sappy shit ✌️
December 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
I meant to say this yesterday but I almost skipped this con my cousin had passed days before and I wasn’t up for much of anything. Went anyway, met @amirtalai.bsky.social , and I’m so glad i did. He’s One of the most genuine people out there. That day meant the world. Ok, enough of this sappy shit ✌️
People really need to realize what they’re requesting asking Amir to cover a FAKE song that was made using his voice without his consent. Be so fr rn…
I'm obv not above participating in a meme or trend but it's truly dystopian to work all your life to be a successful VO actor only to have people literally beg you to imitate mindless ai slop of your own voice.
December 7, 2025 at 5:03 PM
People really need to realize what they’re requesting asking Amir to cover a FAKE song that was made using his voice without his consent. Be so fr rn…
I got bored so have a cunclebreadhouse
@amirtalai.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social
December 7, 2025 at 5:17 AM
I got bored so have a cunclebreadhouse
@amirtalai.bsky.social
@amirtalai.bsky.social
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Reposted by Creepy inflatable Alastor
#BundleUpForCuncle
@amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜
(1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)
@amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜
(1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)
December 6, 2025 at 3:07 PM
#BundleUpForCuncle
@amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜
(1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)
@amirtalai.bsky.social this is my marshmallow suit! I asked my dad for it for Christmas a few years back specifically because I wanted to feel like a little kid, so thank you for doing your part to normalize that flavor of whimsy 💜
(1st pic featuring my penguin pebbles 💜)
I did do that 💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
(To be fair it should have inflated itself 🤷🏼♀️) 😂
(To be fair it should have inflated itself 🤷🏼♀️) 😂
#NeverForget 1 year ago today when a clever Amirican bought an inflatable Alastor costume and didn't realize you had to... inflate it.
#CIA
#ThisIsAmirica
#CIA
#ThisIsAmirica
December 6, 2025 at 1:48 PM
I did do that 💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
(To be fair it should have inflated itself 🤷🏼♀️) 😂
(To be fair it should have inflated itself 🤷🏼♀️) 😂
GO BIG OR GO HOME!!
I have zero doubt we can hit this goal us Amiricans always come through. 💪💪💪
I have zero doubt we can hit this goal us Amiricans always come through. 💪💪💪
i think we have to shoot for 50k in the spring. Yes, times are tougher, but that just means the need is greater. We can do this.
#ThisIsAmirica
#AbortionIsHealthcare
#Fundathon
#ThisIsAmirica
#AbortionIsHealthcare
#Fundathon
December 1, 2025 at 5:44 PM
GO BIG OR GO HOME!!
I have zero doubt we can hit this goal us Amiricans always come through. 💪💪💪
I have zero doubt we can hit this goal us Amiricans always come through. 💪💪💪
Every spring, @amirtalai.bsky.social hosts a fundraiser for the Lilith Fund, supporting reproductive rights. This past spring, $40,000 was raised! So, if you want to see Amir doing more chaotic shit like in the video below, get ready to raise money for a great cause!
💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UaQhww/
💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UaQhww/
If you haven't figured it out by now, I'm absolutely willing to embarrass myself if it's for a good cause. The cause... will be in the spring. But for now, we do the embarrassment. Y'all (truly pathet...
TikTok video by Amir Talai
www.tiktok.com
November 30, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Every spring, @amirtalai.bsky.social hosts a fundraiser for the Lilith Fund, supporting reproductive rights. This past spring, $40,000 was raised! So, if you want to see Amir doing more chaotic shit like in the video below, get ready to raise money for a great cause!
💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UaQhww/
💁♀️💁♀️💁♀️
www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8UaQhww/
Reposted by Creepy inflatable Alastor
I'm both impressed by and embarrassed for all of you nincompoops.
post has been recorded and scheduled for noon eastern tomorrow
#ThisIsAmirica #HaveFunDoGood
post has been recorded and scheduled for noon eastern tomorrow
#ThisIsAmirica #HaveFunDoGood
November 30, 2025 at 2:41 AM
I'm both impressed by and embarrassed for all of you nincompoops.
post has been recorded and scheduled for noon eastern tomorrow
#ThisIsAmirica #HaveFunDoGood
post has been recorded and scheduled for noon eastern tomorrow
#ThisIsAmirica #HaveFunDoGood
Trying to summon the last chunk of followers for Amir because I *desperately* need to hear all three reads of the lines.
November 29, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Trying to summon the last chunk of followers for Amir because I *desperately* need to hear all three reads of the lines.