"...yes but Starmer is doing the thing with the farmers isn't he? No I'm not one, but Clarkson says he's one"

I heard a suggestion today (thanks Top Flight Time Machine) which should gain support. We used to have an crown executioner. We should have a crown punisher paid to kick the shit out of those that deserve it.
I nominate Stuart Pearce for the job. And...hand on I'm running out of words...

This

LETS 'AVE IT!