aleksandra
@indominusalex.bsky.social
late for work bc I stopped by to get a sandwich and the bakery opens at 6:30 am and I got there at 6:29 and there were already three old men in line ahead of me..........
April 30, 2025 at 4:59 AM
late for work bc I stopped by to get a sandwich and the bakery opens at 6:30 am and I got there at 6:29 and there were already three old men in line ahead of me..........
why are you, as a stinky ass man, choosing to sit next to me on the metro....
April 30, 2025 at 4:55 AM
why are you, as a stinky ass man, choosing to sit next to me on the metro....
is there an ethical way to watch the Pitt as an ER fan
April 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
is there an ethical way to watch the Pitt as an ER fan
i closed some tabs on my phone today.......
April 25, 2025 at 6:15 PM
i closed some tabs on my phone today.......
kid on the metro ripped up a small packet and i was like "there we go he's rolling a cigarette isn't he" and I glance up and see he's shuffling trading cards in in hands.
I, Bluesky user @indominusalex, would like to formally apologize to Today's Youth
I, Bluesky user @indominusalex, would like to formally apologize to Today's Youth
April 25, 2025 at 2:03 PM
kid on the metro ripped up a small packet and i was like "there we go he's rolling a cigarette isn't he" and I glance up and see he's shuffling trading cards in in hands.
I, Bluesky user @indominusalex, would like to formally apologize to Today's Youth
I, Bluesky user @indominusalex, would like to formally apologize to Today's Youth
d+ daredevil finally got me bc why did i gasp and say yippieeee when Karen got out of that car
April 18, 2025 at 6:26 PM
d+ daredevil finally got me bc why did i gasp and say yippieeee when Karen got out of that car
when someone gets on public transportation and stands next to you and you can just tell they smoke cigarettes inside their house<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
April 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
when someone gets on public transportation and stands next to you and you can just tell they smoke cigarettes inside their house<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<
"are you from the tomato or the potato part of europe?" actually i'm from the cabbage part of europe 😎
April 13, 2025 at 2:40 PM
"are you from the tomato or the potato part of europe?" actually i'm from the cabbage part of europe 😎
i think this year im gonna try getting into wearing belts. i wanna start looking like an adult idk
April 13, 2025 at 10:04 AM
i think this year im gonna try getting into wearing belts. i wanna start looking like an adult idk
never kill yourself
April 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
never kill yourself
i went to see werq the world at 8pm on a wednesday like im fucking unemployed or something
April 9, 2025 at 9:29 PM
i went to see werq the world at 8pm on a wednesday like im fucking unemployed or something
anyway putting my phone down and picking it up in approx 20-22 hours when I'll have already finished watching the white lotus finale 💆🏻♀️
April 6, 2025 at 8:51 PM
anyway putting my phone down and picking it up in approx 20-22 hours when I'll have already finished watching the white lotus finale 💆🏻♀️
well great. i want a woke pope now
watching Conclave with my mom and i always hate to admit it but catholicism is so fierce
April 6, 2025 at 7:14 PM
well great. i want a woke pope now
watching Conclave with my mom and i always hate to admit it but catholicism is so fierce
April 6, 2025 at 5:53 PM
watching Conclave with my mom and i always hate to admit it but catholicism is so fierce
how it feels giving up on getting lady gaga tickets before they even go on sale
April 1, 2025 at 7:47 PM
how it feels giving up on getting lady gaga tickets before they even go on sale
i still cannot believe they took seven months to film this white lotus season though. absolutely mind boggling
March 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
i still cannot believe they took seven months to film this white lotus season though. absolutely mind boggling
well it worked so good for them I guess lmaoooo
those two white men going into that house hoping this old RICH AS FUCK Thai lady doesn't have Internet access and somehow won't figure out they're lying to her, all while there's ARMED guards at the door, is absolutely killing meeeeeee
March 31, 2025 at 5:57 PM
well it worked so good for them I guess lmaoooo
those two white men going into that house hoping this old RICH AS FUCK Thai lady doesn't have Internet access and somehow won't figure out they're lying to her, all while there's ARMED guards at the door, is absolutely killing meeeeeee
March 31, 2025 at 5:10 PM
those two white men going into that house hoping this old RICH AS FUCK Thai lady doesn't have Internet access and somehow won't figure out they're lying to her, all while there's ARMED guards at the door, is absolutely killing meeeeeee
just finished first episode of adolescence and like.................. yeah
March 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
just finished first episode of adolescence and like.................. yeah
god i am addicted
to texting
people
like this
to texting
people
like this
March 28, 2025 at 9:02 PM
god i am addicted
to texting
people
like this
to texting
people
like this
cow*rker came in on wednesday with a sore throat and you won't guess what happened next (my throat is sore)
March 28, 2025 at 7:56 AM
cow*rker came in on wednesday with a sore throat and you won't guess what happened next (my throat is sore)
listening to high school boys talking abt their weight and diet and gym routine and how they wanna lose the fat and calculating something called "macro". like wow finally body dysmorphia and ed equality
March 27, 2025 at 3:14 PM
listening to high school boys talking abt their weight and diet and gym routine and how they wanna lose the fat and calculating something called "macro". like wow finally body dysmorphia and ed equality
this gaga tour announcement is disappointing idk
March 26, 2025 at 7:02 PM
this gaga tour announcement is disappointing idk