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senju : if all else fails, you can marry rich.
yuzuha : i love that we always have that option.
yuzuha : i love that we always have that option.
February 15, 2026 at 4:18 PM
senju : if all else fails, you can marry rich.
yuzuha : i love that we always have that option.
yuzuha : i love that we always have that option.
shinichiro : i can’t believe i’m single on valentine’s day.
takeomi : well, you know what they say.
takeomi : rose are red, violets are blue …
shinichiro : don’t.
takeomi : [holding up a bottle] vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
takeomi : well, you know what they say.
takeomi : rose are red, violets are blue …
shinichiro : don’t.
takeomi : [holding up a bottle] vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
February 14, 2026 at 5:14 PM
shinichiro : i can’t believe i’m single on valentine’s day.
takeomi : well, you know what they say.
takeomi : rose are red, violets are blue …
shinichiro : don’t.
takeomi : [holding up a bottle] vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
takeomi : well, you know what they say.
takeomi : rose are red, violets are blue …
shinichiro : don’t.
takeomi : [holding up a bottle] vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.
nahoya : do you have a date for valentine’s day?
mucho : yes, it’s february 14.
nahoya :
nahoya : nevermind.
mucho : yes, it’s february 14.
nahoya :
nahoya : nevermind.
February 13, 2026 at 4:59 PM
nahoya : do you have a date for valentine’s day?
mucho : yes, it’s february 14.
nahoya :
nahoya : nevermind.
mucho : yes, it’s february 14.
nahoya :
nahoya : nevermind.
kakucho : [holding up a glass] here’s to heaven or hell and nothing in between.
ran : probably hell, though. i mean, who the fuck are we kidding?
ran : probably hell, though. i mean, who the fuck are we kidding?
February 12, 2026 at 6:13 PM
kakucho : [holding up a glass] here’s to heaven or hell and nothing in between.
ran : probably hell, though. i mean, who the fuck are we kidding?
ran : probably hell, though. i mean, who the fuck are we kidding?
takeomi : you know i care about you.
wakasa : i know you’re full of shit.
takeomi : can’t it be both?
wakasa : i know you’re full of shit.
takeomi : can’t it be both?
February 11, 2026 at 5:28 PM
takeomi : you know i care about you.
wakasa : i know you’re full of shit.
takeomi : can’t it be both?
wakasa : i know you’re full of shit.
takeomi : can’t it be both?
taiju : this is the exactly kind of laugh i needed on a monday.
koko : it’s tuesday, boss.
inui : it’s thursday … ?
koko : it’s tuesday, boss.
inui : it’s thursday … ?
February 10, 2026 at 5:37 PM
taiju : this is the exactly kind of laugh i needed on a monday.
koko : it’s tuesday, boss.
inui : it’s thursday … ?
koko : it’s tuesday, boss.
inui : it’s thursday … ?
rindou : what do you think about spicing things up?
shion : you know i can’t handle spicy food.
rindou : no, i mean in the bedroom.
shion : i can’t handle spicy food anywhere, rin.
shion : you know i can’t handle spicy food.
rindou : no, i mean in the bedroom.
shion : i can’t handle spicy food anywhere, rin.
February 9, 2026 at 1:58 PM
rindou : what do you think about spicing things up?
shion : you know i can’t handle spicy food.
rindou : no, i mean in the bedroom.
shion : i can’t handle spicy food anywhere, rin.
shion : you know i can’t handle spicy food.
rindou : no, i mean in the bedroom.
shion : i can’t handle spicy food anywhere, rin.
hina : my dad taught me that there’s only one way to communicate with a bully.
mikey : i see. and what was his advice?
hina : [hits mikey]
mikey : i see. and what was his advice?
hina : [hits mikey]
February 8, 2026 at 2:53 PM
hina : my dad taught me that there’s only one way to communicate with a bully.
mikey : i see. and what was his advice?
hina : [hits mikey]
mikey : i see. and what was his advice?
hina : [hits mikey]
hanma : hey bro, do you have a light?
chrome : bro, you are my light.
hanma : [clutches his heart] bro …
chonbo :
chrome : bro, you are my light.
hanma : [clutches his heart] bro …
chonbo :
February 7, 2026 at 4:58 PM
hanma : hey bro, do you have a light?
chrome : bro, you are my light.
hanma : [clutches his heart] bro …
chonbo :
chrome : bro, you are my light.
hanma : [clutches his heart] bro …
chonbo :
souya : this is it. this test is how i die.
souya : remember me as i am now.
nahoya : your shirt’s untucked.
souya : [quickly tucks in the shirt] okay, okay, remember me as i am now.
souya : remember me as i am now.
nahoya : your shirt’s untucked.
souya : [quickly tucks in the shirt] okay, okay, remember me as i am now.
February 6, 2026 at 6:22 PM
souya : this is it. this test is how i die.
souya : remember me as i am now.
nahoya : your shirt’s untucked.
souya : [quickly tucks in the shirt] okay, okay, remember me as i am now.
souya : remember me as i am now.
nahoya : your shirt’s untucked.
souya : [quickly tucks in the shirt] okay, okay, remember me as i am now.
izana : no one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
kakucho : hi.
izana : shit.
kakucho : hi.
izana : shit.
February 5, 2026 at 6:01 PM
izana : no one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.
kakucho : hi.
izana : shit.
kakucho : hi.
izana : shit.
shinichiro : be nice to omi once.
wakasa : as much as i’d like to be a bakery, i can’t be one. i don’t sugarcoat anything.
wakasa : as much as i’d like to be a bakery, i can’t be one. i don’t sugarcoat anything.
February 4, 2026 at 3:21 PM
shinichiro : be nice to omi once.
wakasa : as much as i’d like to be a bakery, i can’t be one. i don’t sugarcoat anything.
wakasa : as much as i’d like to be a bakery, i can’t be one. i don’t sugarcoat anything.
takemichi : why do you want to be a pilot?
chifuyu : to overcome my biggest fear.
takemichi : heights?
chifuyu : dying alone.
chifuyu : to overcome my biggest fear.
takemichi : heights?
chifuyu : dying alone.
February 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
takemichi : why do you want to be a pilot?
chifuyu : to overcome my biggest fear.
takemichi : heights?
chifuyu : dying alone.
chifuyu : to overcome my biggest fear.
takemichi : heights?
chifuyu : dying alone.
ran : does south think in japanese or portuguese?
kakucho : bold of you to assume south thinks.
kakucho : bold of you to assume south thinks.
February 2, 2026 at 5:30 PM
ran : does south think in japanese or portuguese?
kakucho : bold of you to assume south thinks.
kakucho : bold of you to assume south thinks.
baji : i can’t believe you and ryusei broke the bed last night. you guys must have been wild.
chifuyu : uh huh, yeah …
chifuyu : [last night] i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
ryusei : try me.
chifuyu : uh huh, yeah …
chifuyu : [last night] i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
ryusei : try me.
February 1, 2026 at 4:53 PM
baji : i can’t believe you and ryusei broke the bed last night. you guys must have been wild.
chifuyu : uh huh, yeah …
chifuyu : [last night] i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
ryusei : try me.
chifuyu : uh huh, yeah …
chifuyu : [last night] i bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
ryusei : try me.
mikey : what’s an orgasm?
izana : when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
shinichiro : that’s oregano, idiot.
izana : when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
shinichiro : that’s oregano, idiot.
January 31, 2026 at 5:40 PM
mikey : what’s an orgasm?
izana : when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
shinichiro : that’s oregano, idiot.
izana : when you fold paper to look like birds and shit.
shinichiro : that’s oregano, idiot.
yuzuha : for the last time, it’s called cauliflower. it’s not ghost broccoli.
hakkai : [staring blankly at the wall] i know what i saw.
hakkai : [staring blankly at the wall] i know what i saw.
January 30, 2026 at 4:24 PM
yuzuha : for the last time, it’s called cauliflower. it’s not ghost broccoli.
hakkai : [staring blankly at the wall] i know what i saw.
hakkai : [staring blankly at the wall] i know what i saw.
mikey : still haven’t lost my virginity because i don’t lose.
January 29, 2026 at 4:38 PM
mikey : still haven’t lost my virginity because i don’t lose.
inui : what are you wearing?!
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
inui : what are you wearing?!
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
koko : [in a maid costume] i thought you wanted to role play!
inui : why are-
koko : I THOUGHT YOU WANTED TO ROLE PLAY!
koko : you said maid costume, i got the maid costume!
inui : yeah, why are you in the maid costume?
shion : i’m using my veto.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
January 27, 2026 at 6:14 PM
shion : i’m using my veto.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
mochi : veto? you don’t get a veto.
shion : why not? you veto me all the time!
mochi : that’s because you have bad ideas.
shion : name one!
shion : [later] that went on for a while.
kakucho : i’m surprised.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
January 26, 2026 at 1:52 PM
kakucho : i’m surprised.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
hanma : that i showed up?
kakucho : no, that you’re still alive.
takeomi : where is my respect?!
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
January 25, 2026 at 4:03 PM
takeomi : where is my respect?!
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
benkei : we’ll be sure to look for that later.
mikey : of course i care about all my friends equally.
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
January 24, 2026 at 6:24 PM
mikey : of course i care about all my friends equally.
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
mitsuya : we were attacked while you were away.
mikey : is baji okay?
koko : i have an idea. it’s deceptive and borderline unethical.
taiju : i’m listening.
taiju : i’m listening.
January 23, 2026 at 5:21 PM
koko : i have an idea. it’s deceptive and borderline unethical.
taiju : i’m listening.
taiju : i’m listening.
kazutora : [sitting in a bubble bath] this is gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
January 22, 2026 at 5:08 PM
kazutora : [sitting in a bubble bath] this is gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.
mikey : [also sitting in the bubble bath] we’re gay.
kazutora : i am not this gay.