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chifuyu : hanma … is a friend.
kazutora : see, it wasn’t that hard to say something nice about him-
baji : oh, you’re vomiting now.
kazutora : see, it wasn’t that hard to say something nice about him-
baji : oh, you’re vomiting now.
December 31, 2025 at 5:11 PM
chifuyu : hanma … is a friend.
kazutora : see, it wasn’t that hard to say something nice about him-
baji : oh, you’re vomiting now.
kazutora : see, it wasn’t that hard to say something nice about him-
baji : oh, you’re vomiting now.
izana : sometimes i read a text and think “what a fucking maniac.”
izana : and then i hit send.
izana : and then i hit send.
December 30, 2025 at 6:27 PM
izana : sometimes i read a text and think “what a fucking maniac.”
izana : and then i hit send.
izana : and then i hit send.
takeomi : why is there blood everywhere?
sanzu : i may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
takeomi : you stabbed someone?!
senju : no, no.
senju : he aggressively poked someone with a knife.
sanzu : i may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
takeomi : you stabbed someone?!
senju : no, no.
senju : he aggressively poked someone with a knife.
December 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
takeomi : why is there blood everywhere?
sanzu : i may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
takeomi : you stabbed someone?!
senju : no, no.
senju : he aggressively poked someone with a knife.
sanzu : i may have aggressively poked someone with a knife.
takeomi : you stabbed someone?!
senju : no, no.
senju : he aggressively poked someone with a knife.
ran : [texting nahoya] can you pay attention to me now?
ran : you haven’t payed any attention to me since 2 pm.
ran : you haven’t payed any attention to me since 2 pm.
December 28, 2025 at 5:01 PM
ran : [texting nahoya] can you pay attention to me now?
ran : you haven’t payed any attention to me since 2 pm.
ran : you haven’t payed any attention to me since 2 pm.
takeomi : why the hell did you punch me?!
wakasa : because you tried to kiss me!
takeomi : you were under a mistletoe!
wakasa : you put it there!
takeomi : damn it, waka! just love me already!
wakasa : because you tried to kiss me!
takeomi : you were under a mistletoe!
wakasa : you put it there!
takeomi : damn it, waka! just love me already!
December 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
takeomi : why the hell did you punch me?!
wakasa : because you tried to kiss me!
takeomi : you were under a mistletoe!
wakasa : you put it there!
takeomi : damn it, waka! just love me already!
wakasa : because you tried to kiss me!
takeomi : you were under a mistletoe!
wakasa : you put it there!
takeomi : damn it, waka! just love me already!
inui : every talk i have with you people gets more and more absurd.
chifuyu : you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, i’ve got news for you, buddy.
chifuyu : you’re already on the christmas card.
chifuyu : you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, i’ve got news for you, buddy.
chifuyu : you’re already on the christmas card.
December 26, 2025 at 5:54 PM
inui : every talk i have with you people gets more and more absurd.
chifuyu : you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, i’ve got news for you, buddy.
chifuyu : you’re already on the christmas card.
chifuyu : you say “you people” like you’re not part of the family. well, i’ve got news for you, buddy.
chifuyu : you’re already on the christmas card.
baji : [staring at kazutora] glasses are the sluttiest thing a man can wear.
draken :
draken : i asked what you wanted for christmas.
draken :
draken : i asked what you wanted for christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 6:29 PM
baji : [staring at kazutora] glasses are the sluttiest thing a man can wear.
draken :
draken : i asked what you wanted for christmas.
draken :
draken : i asked what you wanted for christmas.
ran : uh oh, look who got caught under the mistletoe.
koko : IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
koko : IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
December 24, 2025 at 6:04 PM
ran : uh oh, look who got caught under the mistletoe.
koko : IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
koko : IS THIS WHY YOU CORNERED ME?!
chifuyu : i’ve never had a best friend.
ryusei : i’ll be your best friend!
chifuyu :
chifuyu : [turning to baji] i’ve never had a spouse either.
ryusei : i’ll be your best friend!
chifuyu :
chifuyu : [turning to baji] i’ve never had a spouse either.
December 23, 2025 at 4:37 PM
chifuyu : i’ve never had a best friend.
ryusei : i’ll be your best friend!
chifuyu :
chifuyu : [turning to baji] i’ve never had a spouse either.
ryusei : i’ll be your best friend!
chifuyu :
chifuyu : [turning to baji] i’ve never had a spouse either.
baji : haru, you can’t go around stabbing people just because they looked at mikey “the wrong way”.
sanzu : LIKE HELL I CAN’T!
sanzu : LIKE HELL I CAN’T!
December 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
baji : haru, you can’t go around stabbing people just because they looked at mikey “the wrong way”.
sanzu : LIKE HELL I CAN’T!
sanzu : LIKE HELL I CAN’T!
senju : yuzuha’s chapstick tastes nice.
hakkai : you guys finally made out?
yuzuha : no, she took a bite out of my chapstick.
hakkai : you guys finally made out?
yuzuha : no, she took a bite out of my chapstick.
December 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
senju : yuzuha’s chapstick tastes nice.
hakkai : you guys finally made out?
yuzuha : no, she took a bite out of my chapstick.
hakkai : you guys finally made out?
yuzuha : no, she took a bite out of my chapstick.
kazutora : [running] i need my personal space!
mikey : [chasing after him] I ALSO NEED YOUR PERSONAL SPACE!
kazutora : [screams]
mikey : [chasing after him] I ALSO NEED YOUR PERSONAL SPACE!
kazutora : [screams]
December 20, 2025 at 6:19 PM
kazutora : [running] i need my personal space!
mikey : [chasing after him] I ALSO NEED YOUR PERSONAL SPACE!
kazutora : [screams]
mikey : [chasing after him] I ALSO NEED YOUR PERSONAL SPACE!
kazutora : [screams]
sanzu : you don’t want to mess with me. i can make your life difficult!
takemichi : [flatly] oh no. i wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life.
takemichi : [flatly] oh no. i wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life.
December 19, 2025 at 4:22 PM
sanzu : you don’t want to mess with me. i can make your life difficult!
takemichi : [flatly] oh no. i wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life.
takemichi : [flatly] oh no. i wonder what it would be like to have a difficult life.
wakasa : i act as if i don’t care if people dislike me, but deep down …
wakasa : i secretly enjoy it.
wakasa : i secretly enjoy it.
December 18, 2025 at 6:00 PM
wakasa : i act as if i don’t care if people dislike me, but deep down …
wakasa : i secretly enjoy it.
wakasa : i secretly enjoy it.
rindou : the only thing souya is guilty of is being adorable.
ran : and also assault.
ran : and also assault.
December 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM
rindou : the only thing souya is guilty of is being adorable.
ran : and also assault.
ran : and also assault.
takemichi : i’m alert even when there isn’t danger! that’s how locked in i am!
akkun : michi, that’s anxiety.
akkun : michi, that’s anxiety.
December 16, 2025 at 3:06 PM
takemichi : i’m alert even when there isn’t danger! that’s how locked in i am!
akkun : michi, that’s anxiety.
akkun : michi, that’s anxiety.
izana : [watching shion] i could fix him.
ran : you are literally worse.
ran : you are literally worse.
December 15, 2025 at 5:54 PM
izana : [watching shion] i could fix him.
ran : you are literally worse.
ran : you are literally worse.
mana : i was born in 2000.
hakkai : what?
mana : yeah, what year were you born in?
hakkai : oh, 199-
mana : 19?!
mana : your year starts with 19?!
hakkai : what?
mana : yeah, what year were you born in?
hakkai : oh, 199-
mana : 19?!
mana : your year starts with 19?!
December 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
mana : i was born in 2000.
hakkai : what?
mana : yeah, what year were you born in?
hakkai : oh, 199-
mana : 19?!
mana : your year starts with 19?!
hakkai : what?
mana : yeah, what year were you born in?
hakkai : oh, 199-
mana : 19?!
mana : your year starts with 19?!
izana : [defensively] i needed an adult!
emma : you are an adult!
izana : i needed an adultier adult!
emma : and so you asked nii-san?
emma : [to shinichiro] no offence.
shinichiro : none taken, i understand.
izana : i was stressed!
emma : you are an adult!
izana : i needed an adultier adult!
emma : and so you asked nii-san?
emma : [to shinichiro] no offence.
shinichiro : none taken, i understand.
izana : i was stressed!
December 13, 2025 at 5:09 PM
izana : [defensively] i needed an adult!
emma : you are an adult!
izana : i needed an adultier adult!
emma : and so you asked nii-san?
emma : [to shinichiro] no offence.
shinichiro : none taken, i understand.
izana : i was stressed!
emma : you are an adult!
izana : i needed an adultier adult!
emma : and so you asked nii-san?
emma : [to shinichiro] no offence.
shinichiro : none taken, i understand.
izana : i was stressed!
inui : you just said ‘i love you’ to me.
koko : [panicking] i say that all the time! hey, takemichi, i love you!
takemichi : aw, i love you too, koko!
koko : see? it means nothing!
takemichi : must you be so hurtful?
koko : [panicking] i say that all the time! hey, takemichi, i love you!
takemichi : aw, i love you too, koko!
koko : see? it means nothing!
takemichi : must you be so hurtful?
December 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
inui : you just said ‘i love you’ to me.
koko : [panicking] i say that all the time! hey, takemichi, i love you!
takemichi : aw, i love you too, koko!
koko : see? it means nothing!
takemichi : must you be so hurtful?
koko : [panicking] i say that all the time! hey, takemichi, i love you!
takemichi : aw, i love you too, koko!
koko : see? it means nothing!
takemichi : must you be so hurtful?
mikey : [unbuttoning shirt] god, it’s hot in here.
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
December 11, 2025 at 6:10 PM
mikey : [unbuttoning shirt] god, it’s hot in here.
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
draken : yes, but why are you unbuttoning my shirt?
sanzu : [texting] text me to say you’re home safely.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
December 10, 2025 at 6:06 PM
sanzu : [texting] text me to say you’re home safely.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
rindou : i’m home dangerously.
sanzu : stop it.
rindou : i’m home lethally.
kazutora : shu, look at this place. i mean, this isn’t you.
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
December 9, 2025 at 5:57 PM
kazutora : shu, look at this place. i mean, this isn’t you.
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
hanma : but it can be. it’s aspirational and classy and shit.
baji : “classy”?! okay, cause this morning you drank cereal out of a blender. let’s all remember that.
hanma : the other cereal cups were dirty!
mochi : why did you and your ex break up again?
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
December 8, 2025 at 2:03 PM
mochi : why did you and your ex break up again?
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
shion : he couldn’t cope with the variability of my temperament.
mochi :
mochi : what?
shion : he finally got sick of my shit.
senju : i’ve looked to my right, mikey.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
December 7, 2025 at 5:27 PM
senju : i’ve looked to my right, mikey.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.
senju : looked to my left, south.
senju : these partners stink of poo.