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takemichi : the sun … looks so bright …
mitsuya :
mitsuya : you’re looking at a picture of mikey smiling.
mitsuya :
mitsuya : you’re looking at a picture of mikey smiling.
November 13, 2025 at 7:09 AM
takemichi : the sun … looks so bright …
mitsuya :
mitsuya : you’re looking at a picture of mikey smiling.
mitsuya :
mitsuya : you’re looking at a picture of mikey smiling.
shinichiro : waka talks in his sleep sometimes, it’s adorable.
wakasa : [sleeping] fight me … you motherfucker … i think the fuck not.
wakasa : [sleeping] fight me … you motherfucker … i think the fuck not.
November 11, 2025 at 8:01 PM
shinichiro : waka talks in his sleep sometimes, it’s adorable.
wakasa : [sleeping] fight me … you motherfucker … i think the fuck not.
wakasa : [sleeping] fight me … you motherfucker … i think the fuck not.
hakkai : okay, chifuyu is on his way but no one panic.
takemichi : what?!
hakkai : [panicking] I SAID NO ONE PANIC!
takemichi : what?!
hakkai : [panicking] I SAID NO ONE PANIC!
November 10, 2025 at 11:07 PM
hakkai : okay, chifuyu is on his way but no one panic.
takemichi : what?!
hakkai : [panicking] I SAID NO ONE PANIC!
takemichi : what?!
hakkai : [panicking] I SAID NO ONE PANIC!
mochi : i didn’t take you for the makeup wearing type, but you are rocking the eyeshadow.
mikey :
mochi : … which is what i would’ve said, had i not upon closer inspection realized those are just bags under your eyes.
mikey :
mochi : … which is what i would’ve said, had i not upon closer inspection realized those are just bags under your eyes.
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
mochi : i didn’t take you for the makeup wearing type, but you are rocking the eyeshadow.
mikey :
mochi : … which is what i would’ve said, had i not upon closer inspection realized those are just bags under your eyes.
mikey :
mochi : … which is what i would’ve said, had i not upon closer inspection realized those are just bags under your eyes.
senju : alright, we’re going to steal this asshole’s shit and anything else we can get our hands on. like the saying goes-
yuzuha : “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
senju : oh. i was going to say “the prick had it coming,” but, yeah, i like your fancy way better.
yuzuha : “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
senju : oh. i was going to say “the prick had it coming,” but, yeah, i like your fancy way better.
November 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
senju : alright, we’re going to steal this asshole’s shit and anything else we can get our hands on. like the saying goes-
yuzuha : “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
senju : oh. i was going to say “the prick had it coming,” but, yeah, i like your fancy way better.
yuzuha : “hell hath no fury like a woman scorned.”
senju : oh. i was going to say “the prick had it coming,” but, yeah, i like your fancy way better.
nahoya : that is low, even for you.
ran : aw … you know nothing’s too low for me.
ran : aw … you know nothing’s too low for me.
November 8, 2025 at 4:48 AM
nahoya : that is low, even for you.
ran : aw … you know nothing’s too low for me.
ran : aw … you know nothing’s too low for me.
benkei : you know, you missed your father’s funeral. by eight years.
takeomi : well, last time i talked to him he said, “i’ll see you in hell, boy,” so i figured we had something on the books.
takeomi : well, last time i talked to him he said, “i’ll see you in hell, boy,” so i figured we had something on the books.
November 6, 2025 at 9:35 PM
benkei : you know, you missed your father’s funeral. by eight years.
takeomi : well, last time i talked to him he said, “i’ll see you in hell, boy,” so i figured we had something on the books.
takeomi : well, last time i talked to him he said, “i’ll see you in hell, boy,” so i figured we had something on the books.
mitsuya : i noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our bromance.
draken : [down on one knee, ring still out] i mean, yeah, i guess.
draken : [down on one knee, ring still out] i mean, yeah, i guess.
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
mitsuya : i noticed we have slowly started to phase the ‘b’ out of our bromance.
draken : [down on one knee, ring still out] i mean, yeah, i guess.
draken : [down on one knee, ring still out] i mean, yeah, i guess.
naoto : the next time someone asks you why you watch so much true crime just say “research” and don’t elaborate.
November 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
naoto : the next time someone asks you why you watch so much true crime just say “research” and don’t elaborate.
chifuyu : what can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
November 4, 2025 at 3:13 AM
chifuyu : what can therapy do for me that screaming in my car for 30 minutes can’t?
baji : you think i care?
everyone :
baji : well, yeah. actually i do.
baji : and i’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.
everyone :
baji : well, yeah. actually i do.
baji : and i’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.
November 3, 2025 at 4:51 PM
baji : you think i care?
everyone :
baji : well, yeah. actually i do.
baji : and i’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.
everyone :
baji : well, yeah. actually i do.
baji : and i’ll probably cry about it later, if we’re being honest.
shion : it sounds like bones melting.
rindou : bones? where we’re going, we don’t need bones.
mochi : what is that supposed to mean?!
rindou : bones? where we’re going, we don’t need bones.
mochi : what is that supposed to mean?!
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 PM
shion : it sounds like bones melting.
rindou : bones? where we’re going, we don’t need bones.
mochi : what is that supposed to mean?!
rindou : bones? where we’re going, we don’t need bones.
mochi : what is that supposed to mean?!
mikey : get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!
baji : that’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
baji : that’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
November 1, 2025 at 3:32 PM
mikey : get in the halloween spirit and make a ghost!
baji : that’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
baji : that’s called murder and i heard somewhere that it was illegal.
shinichiro : [trick or treating] alright, time for sweets!
emma : aren’t you a bit too old for this?
shinichiro : too old for free sweets?!
shinichiro : [gasps] NEVER!
emma : aren’t you a bit too old for this?
shinichiro : too old for free sweets?!
shinichiro : [gasps] NEVER!
October 31, 2025 at 2:56 PM
shinichiro : [trick or treating] alright, time for sweets!
emma : aren’t you a bit too old for this?
shinichiro : too old for free sweets?!
shinichiro : [gasps] NEVER!
emma : aren’t you a bit too old for this?
shinichiro : too old for free sweets?!
shinichiro : [gasps] NEVER!
shion : on halloween we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
izana :
izana : i worry about you.
izana :
izana : i worry about you.
October 30, 2025 at 5:16 PM
shion : on halloween we dress like skeletons, but in reality, the skeletons dress like us.
izana :
izana : i worry about you.
izana :
izana : i worry about you.
sanzu : i’m never sure if i’m being paranoid or being psychic.
October 29, 2025 at 6:21 PM
sanzu : i’m never sure if i’m being paranoid or being psychic.
kazutora : “they’ll never find your body” is a boring threat. a better threat would be “they’ll never stop finding your body.”
hanma : or say “they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them.”
baji : now that’s a threat!
chifuyu :
hanma : or say “they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them.”
baji : now that’s a threat!
chifuyu :
October 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
kazutora : “they’ll never find your body” is a boring threat. a better threat would be “they’ll never stop finding your body.”
hanma : or say “they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them.”
baji : now that’s a threat!
chifuyu :
hanma : or say “they’ll be finding parts of you for at least 4 months, and you’ll still be alive for 3 of them.”
baji : now that’s a threat!
chifuyu :
emma : my hand is cold.
hina : here! [holds emma’s hand]
emma :
emma : [blushes] my lips are cold, too.
hina : here! [holds emma’s hand]
emma :
emma : [blushes] my lips are cold, too.
October 27, 2025 at 6:14 PM
emma : my hand is cold.
hina : here! [holds emma’s hand]
emma :
emma : [blushes] my lips are cold, too.
hina : here! [holds emma’s hand]
emma :
emma : [blushes] my lips are cold, too.
hakkai : [suspicious] what did you do?
inui : i didn’t do anything.
chifuyu : [screams]
inui : ignore that.
inui : i didn’t do anything.
chifuyu : [screams]
inui : ignore that.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
hakkai : [suspicious] what did you do?
inui : i didn’t do anything.
chifuyu : [screams]
inui : ignore that.
inui : i didn’t do anything.
chifuyu : [screams]
inui : ignore that.
baji : truth or dare?
draken : truth.
baji : i dare you to kiss me now.
draken : [getting up] fine!
hakkai :
hakkai : is it just me who heard truth?
draken : truth.
baji : i dare you to kiss me now.
draken : [getting up] fine!
hakkai :
hakkai : is it just me who heard truth?
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
baji : truth or dare?
draken : truth.
baji : i dare you to kiss me now.
draken : [getting up] fine!
hakkai :
hakkai : is it just me who heard truth?
draken : truth.
baji : i dare you to kiss me now.
draken : [getting up] fine!
hakkai :
hakkai : is it just me who heard truth?
takemichi : [pointing at ryusei] hey, is that guy bothering you?
chifuyu : yeah, but he’s my boyfriend so i signed up for this.
chifuyu : yeah, but he’s my boyfriend so i signed up for this.
October 24, 2025 at 5:57 PM
takemichi : [pointing at ryusei] hey, is that guy bothering you?
chifuyu : yeah, but he’s my boyfriend so i signed up for this.
chifuyu : yeah, but he’s my boyfriend so i signed up for this.
takeomi : so you think you’re better at chess than me?
wakasa : yes, and i’ll prove it.
takeomi :
takeomi : so you think you’re better at kissing-
wakasa : yes, and i’ll prove it.
takeomi :
takeomi : so you think you’re better at kissing-
October 23, 2025 at 5:53 PM
takeomi : so you think you’re better at chess than me?
wakasa : yes, and i’ll prove it.
takeomi :
takeomi : so you think you’re better at kissing-
wakasa : yes, and i’ll prove it.
takeomi :
takeomi : so you think you’re better at kissing-
mitsuya : since i’m going to be out for a while, i’ve left you all a complementary bowl of advice.
mitsuya : [picks one paper out of the bowl] for instance, “pah-chin and peh-yan, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
mitsuya : [picks one paper out of the bowl] for instance, “pah-chin and peh-yan, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
October 22, 2025 at 3:44 PM
mitsuya : since i’m going to be out for a while, i’ve left you all a complementary bowl of advice.
mitsuya : [picks one paper out of the bowl] for instance, “pah-chin and peh-yan, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
mitsuya : [picks one paper out of the bowl] for instance, “pah-chin and peh-yan, stop doing that” just applies to everything.
kisaki : you and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me.
October 21, 2025 at 5:01 PM
kisaki : you and your dreadful little polycule haven’t seen the last of me.
sanzu : [texting] i’m going to actually kill you.
takemichi : who is this?
sanzu : take a guess.
takemichi : this might come as a surprise but i have a number of people i could expect that text from.
takemichi : who is this?
sanzu : take a guess.
takemichi : this might come as a surprise but i have a number of people i could expect that text from.
October 20, 2025 at 2:47 PM
sanzu : [texting] i’m going to actually kill you.
takemichi : who is this?
sanzu : take a guess.
takemichi : this might come as a surprise but i have a number of people i could expect that text from.
takemichi : who is this?
sanzu : take a guess.
takemichi : this might come as a surprise but i have a number of people i could expect that text from.