ignacio bizzaro
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nobody has ever been mad at me
what about a page dedicated to posting outerwear facts and memes and it's called "i fucking love outerwear"
August 4, 2025 at 6:01 AM
what about a page dedicated to posting outerwear facts and memes and it's called "i fucking love outerwear"
my life is like free jazz, i just be doing shit
July 24, 2025 at 5:07 PM
my life is like free jazz, i just be doing shit
there should be a movement in the spirit of city beautiful called "city yellow" wherein the guiding principle is that people will benefit if their city is yellow
June 26, 2025 at 2:50 AM
there should be a movement in the spirit of city beautiful called "city yellow" wherein the guiding principle is that people will benefit if their city is yellow
i am encouraging cuomo voters to do the unthinkable
June 14, 2025 at 2:52 PM
i am encouraging cuomo voters to do the unthinkable
owwww i farted, what's gonna happen
June 7, 2025 at 12:46 AM
owwww i farted, what's gonna happen
what if there was an item you could add to your ebay watch list
June 3, 2025 at 12:21 AM
what if there was an item you could add to your ebay watch list
(to the tune of freefallin) well i'm joe / joe biden
May 19, 2025 at 3:39 PM
(to the tune of freefallin) well i'm joe / joe biden
i love frustrating situations; unsolvable problems i also love
May 12, 2025 at 2:50 PM
i love frustrating situations; unsolvable problems i also love
with the second pick in the 2025 wnba draft the seattle storm select french teenager dominique malonga
April 17, 2025 at 11:38 AM
with the second pick in the 2025 wnba draft the seattle storm select french teenager dominique malonga
i'm heading in my direction
April 15, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i'm heading in my direction
(built to spill carry the zero if it was written for the home alone original soundtrack) i can't be your apologist for kevin
April 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
(built to spill carry the zero if it was written for the home alone original soundtrack) i can't be your apologist for kevin
hi 👋 woke guy here, i even love scolding people haha its so fun…… anyways i think it is okay to say “atlanta braves” 🫣
March 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
hi 👋 woke guy here, i even love scolding people haha its so fun…… anyways i think it is okay to say “atlanta braves” 🫣
(frank sinatra voice) im eating poop new york new york
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 PM
(frank sinatra voice) im eating poop new york new york
there are like 25 camron songs that could be reasonably described as the greatest song of all time
March 19, 2025 at 5:41 PM
there are like 25 camron songs that could be reasonably described as the greatest song of all time
the revolting blob
March 11, 2025 at 10:05 PM
the revolting blob
(to the tune of i still haven't found what im looking for) eating my poop from the toilet bowl
March 6, 2025 at 9:37 PM
(to the tune of i still haven't found what im looking for) eating my poop from the toilet bowl
australians can go over one hundred days without eating #didyouknow #factsaboutaustralia
March 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
australians can go over one hundred days without eating #didyouknow #factsaboutaustralia
they should change the lyrics of age of consent by new order to be about buying dry ice
February 26, 2025 at 1:12 PM
they should change the lyrics of age of consent by new order to be about buying dry ice
my name is I.M. Stern. I wear a scowl and don't have anything more to say
February 20, 2025 at 3:42 PM
my name is I.M. Stern. I wear a scowl and don't have anything more to say
a hot dog should have a whole onions worth of onion on it, that's the ratio
February 11, 2025 at 5:14 PM
a hot dog should have a whole onions worth of onion on it, that's the ratio
i want to be the victim of an unclever hoax
February 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i want to be the victim of an unclever hoax
it's ok i'll just call my senator and tell them my concerns, this will affect policy, it's always been this simple
February 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
it's ok i'll just call my senator and tell them my concerns, this will affect policy, it's always been this simple
what if someone posted "i'm the helen keller of getting AIDS from my immediate family members" on their bluesky account
January 27, 2025 at 7:15 PM
what if someone posted "i'm the helen keller of getting AIDS from my immediate family members" on their bluesky account
(to the tune of carry on my wayward son) carry on my back some stuff
January 22, 2025 at 5:57 PM
(to the tune of carry on my wayward son) carry on my back some stuff
if you don't have any pants just wear two pairs of shorts, it's more or less the same
January 17, 2025 at 8:40 PM
if you don't have any pants just wear two pairs of shorts, it's more or less the same