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The King of Blind Bay
@imrealgoode.bsky.social
Dad of 2 boys, 2 Aussie Shepherds, and several koi. Husband of 1 badass wife. Humble, approachable, wildly handsome genius. Corporate finance wizard.

Canucks fan (Pain). Vikings fan (also pain).
Golf, money, music, markets, delightful bullshit.
Linus Karlsson has top-6 hands.

Also they've scored on the first shot AGAIN.

#Canucks
November 21, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Anthems need to go away in sports.
November 21, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Don't love making everything about the #Canucks, but a young, skilled, offense minded, right shot winger with great zone entry and MAJOR wheels sounds like a thing to look into.
Granted the chances he's been given haven't been many, but Lambert really hasn't come off as anything special or worthwhile and if anything was extremely underwhelming in his time with the Moose last season.

Good chance for the Jets to sell as high as possible.
November 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Cheaters exist EVERYWHERE.

This is vile if it's true.

She looks smug as fuck, too.
November 20, 2025 at 8:53 PM
My skeets are a metaphorical Jackson Pollock these days. This is the struggle when the dark and cold take over.

But, I hacked my brain. Make a list like this:

1. Make a list.
2. Drink water.
3. Make bed.
4. Close all cupboards/drawers
5. Shut off all lights not in use.
6. Finish list.

...
November 20, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Julius: "Hey Mike, can you paint this cieling?"

Michelangelo: "Well, I'm really more of a sculptor..."

<Pope slides insulting commission across table>

Michelangelo: "sure, Jules, I'd be happy to..."

<Julius leaves, smiling>

"...gonna cover it with dicks, though, cheapskate".
November 20, 2025 at 4:13 PM
My brain is mush. My eyes hurt. I've had a headache for longer than I can remember and I have developed a level of hatred for exam word traps that scares me.

And, I just destroyed an 18 month course in under a calendar month.
November 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Taking subsidies from the US Govt, investing them in Saudi infrastructure.

"WaStE, fRaUd, AbUsE"
November 19, 2025 at 6:03 PM
What a read.
November 19, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Holy shit Petey.

There's those mitts. More of that please!
#Canucks
November 18, 2025 at 2:10 AM
This is how you know the refs are absolutely unqualified to call professional games.

Just improvizing at this point.
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
I wanted to stay away from the other place but GOD DAMN the meltdowns are incredibly addicting to witness.
November 16, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What do you see first? Because it's not NOT some butt floss.
Trump isn’t just losing the middle he’s imploding from both sides. Trump’s latest blow-up at a Republican “ally” shows the MAGA civil war is real and getting messy.
Another day, another GOP “friend” thrown under the bus.

#Trump #GOPMeltdown
#USDemocracy
#Pinks

apple.news/AnaBvWEAMTt-...
Trump Unloads on Republican ‘Friend’ Amid MAGA Civil War — The Daily Beast
Pressure from the unfolding Epstein sex-trafficking saga seems to have the president lashing out at former allies left and right.
apple.news
November 16, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Literally every time I get on Petey he scores.

I don't wanna be mean but it appears to work.

#Canucks
Geez. Imagine if we had a guy with a wicked 1-T from exactly that spot.
November 15, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Geez. Imagine if we had a guy with a wicked 1-T from exactly that spot.
November 15, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is the thing Republicans don't understand. They think Democrats only want to punish pedophiles because it's Trump.

Literally burn all of them.

All this will do is accelerate his own downfall, and I can't fuckin wait.

www.forbes.com/sites/sarado...
Trump Wants DOJ To Probe Epstein’s Ties To Bill Clinton, Larry Summers And More
Trump has accused Democrats of releasing the financier’s emails this week to distract from the government shutdown.
www.forbes.com
November 14, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Me: will not allow my kids' female friends here if I am the only parent home.

100 Million Americans:
"He diddles little girls, lies about everything, and wants anyone who criticizes him imprisoned? Fuck yeah, that's our guy"
November 14, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Rip the bandaid off.

Quinn Hughes

for

2026 1st
2027 1st
Simon Nemec
Dawson Mercer

Why is the Vancouver Canucks fan path the hardest fan path?
November 13, 2025 at 8:29 PM
It's not the only reason, but my wife's current employer situation is a HEAVY check mark in support of vigilantism.

Fuck these fucking fucks.
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Legit question, and would appreciate legit help if possible:

Does anyone know of a good employment lawyer in British Columbia?

I have reached out to several firms and none of them respond.

I have a basic question and will pay a consult fee, but I can't wait for months.
November 10, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I often try to get locals to adopt the area moniker of "Blind Baylords". It has mixed results.

Anyway, it's autumn here.
November 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
This place is decidedly in the Leftern hemisphere, and maybe it's triggering to assert that politicians from both parties are fucking terrible, self-interested, power-hungry narcissists...but it's true.

Ban policy makers from securities trading.

Good riddance.

Thanks for coming to my Ted-talk.
November 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
I'm not sure when, exactly, my hopes for the #Canucks shifted from "win a Stanley Cup to "sell the team", but I'd like to travel back to the day before that happened, and walk away from this dumpster fire for good.

I want to cheer for players that look like they want to be here.
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Not to rehash an obvious subject, but...how did the USA get to the 34 felonies, inciting a deadly riot/coup, recorded audio begging officials to magically produce 10s of thousands of fake votes, oh, and pedophilia, etc...and just decide, "ok, one more time"?

Like how are you here?
Trump: "For generations Miami has been a haven for those fleeing communist tyranny in South Africa. I mean, if you take a look at what's going on in parts of South Africa. Look at South Africa, what's going on. Look at South America, what's going on. You know, we have a G20 meeting in South Africa."
November 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Imagine writing for the New York Post (online) and calling yourself a journalist.
time for the exododus now i guess
November 6, 2025 at 2:46 AM