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@impulsings.bsky.social
I guess I’m no longer here to only shitpost.
See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co
See my real work here: https://linktr.ee/laurenjohnson.co
Quick! Everyone be silly for my birthday, NOW!!
January 20, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Quick! Everyone be silly for my birthday, NOW!!
Today is my birthday! And I’ve now officially been making birthday self portraits for half my life. Here’s this year’s image, plus just a few from past years. 💖
January 20, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Today is my birthday! And I’ve now officially been making birthday self portraits for half my life. Here’s this year’s image, plus just a few from past years. 💖
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It’s @impulsings.bsky.social’s birthday today and she was very brave and got her blood drawn. Say “Happy Birthday Lauren, you’re very brave!” Or else.
January 20, 2026 at 5:51 PM
It’s @impulsings.bsky.social’s birthday today and she was very brave and got her blood drawn. Say “Happy Birthday Lauren, you’re very brave!” Or else.
one of the great things about having a Jan 20 birthday is that not only can you celebrate the 19 days leading up to it (bc it’s also the new year), but the 20th is the first day of Aquarius season so now you get to celebrate for an additional month 😈
January 20, 2026 at 7:22 PM
one of the great things about having a Jan 20 birthday is that not only can you celebrate the 19 days leading up to it (bc it’s also the new year), but the 20th is the first day of Aquarius season so now you get to celebrate for an additional month 😈
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Welp, I’m about to go do my single greatest fear in my entire life. I’m not being anxious about it at aaaaall.
January 17, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Welp, I’m about to go do my single greatest fear in my entire life. I’m not being anxious about it at aaaaall.
I can’t believe this cat was ever outside.
January 17, 2026 at 6:47 AM
I can’t believe this cat was ever outside.
I’ve been wearing the same sweater for three days straight (don’t judge me!!) and I just now realized I’ve been wearing it backwards.
January 8, 2026 at 7:35 PM
I’ve been wearing the same sweater for three days straight (don’t judge me!!) and I just now realized I’ve been wearing it backwards.
Ozzy found a spot under the tree to hunt the ping pong balls.
January 3, 2026 at 7:39 PM
Ozzy found a spot under the tree to hunt the ping pong balls.
The tech bros are forcing me to use Reddit as my search engine.
January 1, 2026 at 7:18 PM
The tech bros are forcing me to use Reddit as my search engine.
For my birthday month I gave myself the gift of deleting Instagram off my phone. I am free.
December 30, 2025 at 3:01 AM
For my birthday month I gave myself the gift of deleting Instagram off my phone. I am free.
People on Nextdoor calling the police because of mold on their food.
December 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
People on Nextdoor calling the police because of mold on their food.
I love being a photographer. I always get to have the wackiest adventures.
December 23, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I love being a photographer. I always get to have the wackiest adventures.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:26 AM
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Just spent an hour in a costume shop spending my last 6 months worth of patreon money 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you all for your service 🫡
December 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
Just spent an hour in a costume shop spending my last 6 months worth of patreon money 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼 thank you all for your service 🫡
Did you know that if you don’t want to do the hard sudoku puzzles, you can just look at the answers in the back of the book and fill in some of the numbers to make it easier. They can’t stop you.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Did you know that if you don’t want to do the hard sudoku puzzles, you can just look at the answers in the back of the book and fill in some of the numbers to make it easier. They can’t stop you.
Yall they are in bed at 6pm today.
The nice thing about my family going to bed no later than 8pm is that I have 3 uninterrupted hours a day to just sit in bed and edit my photos.
November 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Yall they are in bed at 6pm today.
I’ve literally been editing this image for two years. And I love working on it for so long because I like to imagine I’m making the AI bros SO MAD
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I’ve literally been editing this image for two years. And I love working on it for so long because I like to imagine I’m making the AI bros SO MAD
The nice thing about my family going to bed no later than 8pm is that I have 3 uninterrupted hours a day to just sit in bed and edit my photos.
November 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
The nice thing about my family going to bed no later than 8pm is that I have 3 uninterrupted hours a day to just sit in bed and edit my photos.
Why Amazon. Why is my hockey game not available in this region. We are literally playing against a team in the region I am currently in.
November 27, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Why Amazon. Why is my hockey game not available in this region. We are literally playing against a team in the region I am currently in.
I hope when I die I get to just watch a slideshow of all the photos I’ve made while Bon Iver plays softly in the background. That sounds like such a lovely way to spend my eternity.
November 26, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I hope when I die I get to just watch a slideshow of all the photos I’ve made while Bon Iver plays softly in the background. That sounds like such a lovely way to spend my eternity.
I MISS MY KITTIES!!!! 😡
November 26, 2025 at 1:58 AM
I MISS MY KITTIES!!!! 😡
Ozzy becomes more and more like a toasted marshmallow with every passing day 😍
November 24, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Ozzy becomes more and more like a toasted marshmallow with every passing day 😍
Had to endure dinner with a bunch of conservatives in the rural south and let me tell you it was rouuuuuugggghhh we are so cooked
November 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Had to endure dinner with a bunch of conservatives in the rural south and let me tell you it was rouuuuuugggghhh we are so cooked