Improbable Joe
@improbablejoe.bsky.social
Cats, dog, guitars, books, cooking, the occasional video game. Depression is my jam. He/Him.
Next year, I'm covering both arms in tattoos. FOR THE REVOLUTION!!!
Also for Godzilla.
Also for Godzilla.
December 7, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Next year, I'm covering both arms in tattoos. FOR THE REVOLUTION!!!
Also for Godzilla.
Also for Godzilla.
Oooohh!!!
I'm going to buy some MREs for the revolution! Who's with me?!?!
I'm going to buy some MREs for the revolution! Who's with me?!?!
December 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Oooohh!!!
I'm going to buy some MREs for the revolution! Who's with me?!?!
I'm going to buy some MREs for the revolution! Who's with me?!?!
I guess we're not going to New Orleans, and we're going to Boston instead?
I don't even want to leave the fucking house, and I have a wife who wants to live in hotels across America.
I don't even want to leave the fucking house, and I have a wife who wants to live in hotels across America.
December 6, 2025 at 7:05 AM
I guess we're not going to New Orleans, and we're going to Boston instead?
I don't even want to leave the fucking house, and I have a wife who wants to live in hotels across America.
I don't even want to leave the fucking house, and I have a wife who wants to live in hotels across America.
Every dog and cat I've ever homed has been a rescue. Some literally off the streets. I've never regretted a single moment of the time I've shared with them.
December 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Every dog and cat I've ever homed has been a rescue. Some literally off the streets. I've never regretted a single moment of the time I've shared with them.
Thing I learned today:
Shotguns are almost infinitely customizable.
Shotguns are almost infinitely customizable.
December 6, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Thing I learned today:
Shotguns are almost infinitely customizable.
Shotguns are almost infinitely customizable.
I feel like crap and my dog is looking at me like she wants to help really bad, and now I feel bad for her too.
December 5, 2025 at 4:25 PM
I feel like crap and my dog is looking at me like she wants to help really bad, and now I feel bad for her too.
RIP Steve Cropper. An entire guitar genius, just decades of playing on classic songs, and always playing the absolute perfect parts to suit the song.
December 4, 2025 at 8:32 AM
RIP Steve Cropper. An entire guitar genius, just decades of playing on classic songs, and always playing the absolute perfect parts to suit the song.
It snowed tonight. Woo?
December 4, 2025 at 6:42 AM
It snowed tonight. Woo?
A+ parenting right here!
Took the kids with me to the bookstore today. They each bought books with their allowance and now they’re sitting here after dinner, both engrossed in reading. It’s the littlest things that are the best.
December 3, 2025 at 3:52 AM
A+ parenting right here!
I need a show to watch next. Horror/thriller or adjacent.
December 3, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I need a show to watch next. Horror/thriller or adjacent.
My oldest cat, Sir Boobs, is wandering the house being a pain. His little sister Ellie is snuggling with my wife. Doggo is snoring in her bed.
All is as right with the world as it can be, all things considered. We're missing two cats.
All is as right with the world as it can be, all things considered. We're missing two cats.
December 3, 2025 at 2:45 AM
My oldest cat, Sir Boobs, is wandering the house being a pain. His little sister Ellie is snuggling with my wife. Doggo is snoring in her bed.
All is as right with the world as it can be, all things considered. We're missing two cats.
All is as right with the world as it can be, all things considered. We're missing two cats.
This one time, a goose tried to murder me. It apparently happens.
December 3, 2025 at 2:41 AM
This one time, a goose tried to murder me. It apparently happens.
I want a kitten.
December 3, 2025 at 2:26 AM
I want a kitten.
Watch me throw all of my Neil Gaiman graphic novels in the trash, because rapist trash.
December 2, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Watch me throw all of my Neil Gaiman graphic novels in the trash, because rapist trash.
I haven't had a drink in a few days and I feel like I could pull off my own skin.
December 1, 2025 at 11:59 PM
I haven't had a drink in a few days and I feel like I could pull off my own skin.
Watching THE INSTITUTE (Stephen King thing) for the first time. There's a thing in episode 2 that mirrors a real-life horror story from where I spent my teen years. So many tragedies within such a small energy, and nobody learned from the first one.
November 29, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Watching THE INSTITUTE (Stephen King thing) for the first time. There's a thing in episode 2 that mirrors a real-life horror story from where I spent my teen years. So many tragedies within such a small energy, and nobody learned from the first one.
I'm done being grateful, now I'm just depressed and pissed off.
November 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I'm done being grateful, now I'm just depressed and pissed off.
Watch me not get anything for Xmas this year. Just watch it happen.
November 27, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Watch me not get anything for Xmas this year. Just watch it happen.
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FYI, your library has movies you can check out for the holiday weekend. They may have toys, board games, or activity kits to check out for the kids and grandkids.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
November 25, 2025 at 3:07 PM
FYI, your library has movies you can check out for the holiday weekend. They may have toys, board games, or activity kits to check out for the kids and grandkids.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
The library is awesome and you should check it out.
About a dozen years ago, I made a Thanksgiving dinner, cooked the gizzard and gave it to my dog Ginger (RIP).
She didn't eat it, but she carried it around for two days, up and down stairs, even into the bed. She growled at me whenever I tried to grab it.
She didn't eat it, but she carried it around for two days, up and down stairs, even into the bed. She growled at me whenever I tried to grab it.
November 26, 2025 at 4:49 AM
About a dozen years ago, I made a Thanksgiving dinner, cooked the gizzard and gave it to my dog Ginger (RIP).
She didn't eat it, but she carried it around for two days, up and down stairs, even into the bed. She growled at me whenever I tried to grab it.
She didn't eat it, but she carried it around for two days, up and down stairs, even into the bed. She growled at me whenever I tried to grab it.
Does buying books at used book stores count as pirating?
November 25, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Does buying books at used book stores count as pirating?
Udo Kier. RIP. You could ask 50 people where they know him from, and get 50 different answers. Movies, TV, video games and voice acting. What an amazing talent and what a loss.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Udo Kier. RIP. You could ask 50 people where they know him from, and get 50 different answers. Movies, TV, video games and voice acting. What an amazing talent and what a loss.
How should I start my professional bowling career? Steroids?
November 24, 2025 at 6:57 AM
How should I start my professional bowling career? Steroids?
Happy Birthday to Boobs! Old kitten made it another year!
November 23, 2025 at 7:16 AM
Happy Birthday to Boobs! Old kitten made it another year!