David Mello
@impalergeneral.bsky.social
Blogger, MSTie, fan of Buffy, Doctor Who, collector of assorted things, micro-minority owner of Caledonian Braves FC, enemy to Fox News
Head to @politicalvoices.bsky.social channel on YouTube for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social's take on how Trump responded to Rob Reiner's death, especially with JoJo from Jerz.
Fox News will pretend as usual, and Trump hopes we'll forget by tomorrow. NOPE!
Fox News will pretend as usual, and Trump hopes we'll forget by tomorrow. NOPE!
December 16, 2025 at 6:22 AM
Head to @politicalvoices.bsky.social channel on YouTube for @stephaniemiller.bsky.social's take on how Trump responded to Rob Reiner's death, especially with JoJo from Jerz.
Fox News will pretend as usual, and Trump hopes we'll forget by tomorrow. NOPE!
Fox News will pretend as usual, and Trump hopes we'll forget by tomorrow. NOPE!
OK, about Trump's "eulogy" to #RobReiner...
he did it to taunt his "enemies" and trumpet his invincibility which doesn't exist. He was also certain Jesse Watters and Hannity would have to agree.
He's also hinting why it happened.
And we'll forget about it as we wait for his fake health plan.
SAAAAD!
he did it to taunt his "enemies" and trumpet his invincibility which doesn't exist. He was also certain Jesse Watters and Hannity would have to agree.
He's also hinting why it happened.
And we'll forget about it as we wait for his fake health plan.
SAAAAD!
December 16, 2025 at 3:04 AM
OK, about Trump's "eulogy" to #RobReiner...
he did it to taunt his "enemies" and trumpet his invincibility which doesn't exist. He was also certain Jesse Watters and Hannity would have to agree.
He's also hinting why it happened.
And we'll forget about it as we wait for his fake health plan.
SAAAAD!
he did it to taunt his "enemies" and trumpet his invincibility which doesn't exist. He was also certain Jesse Watters and Hannity would have to agree.
He's also hinting why it happened.
And we'll forget about it as we wait for his fake health plan.
SAAAAD!
OK, how come #RobReiner's family AND THE MAYOR confirm who died at his house but the LAPD hasn't? Talk about caution, but it still shows how shocking this death really is. We'll have more info by tomorrow
December 15, 2025 at 4:56 AM
OK, how come #RobReiner's family AND THE MAYOR confirm who died at his house but the LAPD hasn't? Talk about caution, but it still shows how shocking this death really is. We'll have more info by tomorrow
Just read in Entertainment Weekly that ex-SNL member Gary Kroeger thinks the cold opens have been boring because it's just Trump saying weird stuff.
YA THINK? Let's have one where he gets shaded...by AOC, then "live from New York.."
Next week would be ideal
YA THINK? Let's have one where he gets shaded...by AOC, then "live from New York.."
Next week would be ideal
December 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Just read in Entertainment Weekly that ex-SNL member Gary Kroeger thinks the cold opens have been boring because it's just Trump saying weird stuff.
YA THINK? Let's have one where he gets shaded...by AOC, then "live from New York.."
Next week would be ideal
YA THINK? Let's have one where he gets shaded...by AOC, then "live from New York.."
Next week would be ideal
Since Big Warehouse (you know which one) has me working six days a week, ten hours a day, for three weeks (this week being the last one), I haven't had much time celebrating the season.
That, and losing my mom the day after Thanksgiving. Doing my best, and knowing I can live it up on the 26th
That, and losing my mom the day after Thanksgiving. Doing my best, and knowing I can live it up on the 26th
December 15, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Since Big Warehouse (you know which one) has me working six days a week, ten hours a day, for three weeks (this week being the last one), I haven't had much time celebrating the season.
That, and losing my mom the day after Thanksgiving. Doing my best, and knowing I can live it up on the 26th
That, and losing my mom the day after Thanksgiving. Doing my best, and knowing I can live it up on the 26th
Just learned Kristi Noem claims Trump had kept the US hurricane-free.
Does she have a submarine to escape responsibility?
Does she have a submarine to escape responsibility?
December 3, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Just learned Kristi Noem claims Trump had kept the US hurricane-free.
Does she have a submarine to escape responsibility?
Does she have a submarine to escape responsibility?
So Sabrina Carpenter's upset Trump used one of her songs for a typically offensive video, but HE calls HER stupid for "defending" the threat to America.
I bet he still dreams about her being dressed as a Big Mac. She'll sing Manchild with dancers who stumble like him.
Just once, Sabrina. It's enough
I bet he still dreams about her being dressed as a Big Mac. She'll sing Manchild with dancers who stumble like him.
Just once, Sabrina. It's enough
December 3, 2025 at 3:32 AM
So Sabrina Carpenter's upset Trump used one of her songs for a typically offensive video, but HE calls HER stupid for "defending" the threat to America.
I bet he still dreams about her being dressed as a Big Mac. She'll sing Manchild with dancers who stumble like him.
Just once, Sabrina. It's enough
I bet he still dreams about her being dressed as a Big Mac. She'll sing Manchild with dancers who stumble like him.
Just once, Sabrina. It's enough
I hear Megyn Kelly said she'd like to see alleged drug dealers be shot and killed (x.com/AccountableG...).
What next, challenging Laura Ingraham to a fight?
What next, challenging Laura Ingraham to a fight?
x.com
December 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I hear Megyn Kelly said she'd like to see alleged drug dealers be shot and killed (x.com/AccountableG...).
What next, challenging Laura Ingraham to a fight?
What next, challenging Laura Ingraham to a fight?
So #BillMaher is insulted by Michelle Obama claiming America can't accept a female President, and those who are angry he had dinner with Trump.
Again, proof he wants Trump's perks and then claim he was with the Democrats all this time.
You're no double agent, pal
Again, proof he wants Trump's perks and then claim he was with the Democrats all this time.
You're no double agent, pal
November 22, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So #BillMaher is insulted by Michelle Obama claiming America can't accept a female President, and those who are angry he had dinner with Trump.
Again, proof he wants Trump's perks and then claim he was with the Democrats all this time.
You're no double agent, pal
Again, proof he wants Trump's perks and then claim he was with the Democrats all this time.
You're no double agent, pal
Looking at #billmaher trying to interview #PattonOswalt but basically insulting him. Patton really is the son of TV's Frank.
Bill wants Trump perks while trying to look good to liberals. That's why it'll be Real Time with John Oliver very soon
Bill wants Trump perks while trying to look good to liberals. That's why it'll be Real Time with John Oliver very soon
November 20, 2025 at 4:48 AM
Looking at #billmaher trying to interview #PattonOswalt but basically insulting him. Patton really is the son of TV's Frank.
Bill wants Trump perks while trying to look good to liberals. That's why it'll be Real Time with John Oliver very soon
Bill wants Trump perks while trying to look good to liberals. That's why it'll be Real Time with John Oliver very soon
For you wrestling fans, there's a possibility Trump and Vince McMahon will attend John Cena's last match in a month.
One question: in chains?
One question: in chains?
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
For you wrestling fans, there's a possibility Trump and Vince McMahon will attend John Cena's last match in a month.
One question: in chains?
One question: in chains?
Just found out we'll never get jobless numbers for October.
Were they afraid flying monkeys would beat them up if they were revealed?
We'd give the monkeys MAPS!
Also have doubts about whether we'll get honest numbers until 2027
Were they afraid flying monkeys would beat them up if they were revealed?
We'd give the monkeys MAPS!
Also have doubts about whether we'll get honest numbers until 2027
November 20, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Just found out we'll never get jobless numbers for October.
Were they afraid flying monkeys would beat them up if they were revealed?
We'd give the monkeys MAPS!
Also have doubts about whether we'll get honest numbers until 2027
Were they afraid flying monkeys would beat them up if they were revealed?
We'd give the monkeys MAPS!
Also have doubts about whether we'll get honest numbers until 2027
This was actually said out loud on @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy as a way to solve the housing shortage.
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social should be on Jesse's show with loaded boxing gloves
x.com/Acyn/status/...
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social should be on Jesse's show with loaded boxing gloves
x.com/Acyn/status/...
Acyn on X: "Watters: Baby boomers will eventually pass away, and when they do, they will all do it at the same time, and then millions and millions of homes will become available like that. https://t.co/jhN8Qxjr9d" / X
Watters: Baby boomers will eventually pass away, and when they do, they will all do it at the same time, and then millions and millions of homes will become available like that. https://t.co/jhN8Qxjr9d
x.com
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
This was actually said out loud on @foxnews.com.web.brid.gy as a way to solve the housing shortage.
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social should be on Jesse's show with loaded boxing gloves
x.com/Acyn/status/...
@stephaniemiller.bsky.social should be on Jesse's show with loaded boxing gloves
x.com/Acyn/status/...
Just heard the US Mint will not make any more pennies due to high costs.
Will this mean no more odd prices like $20.26?
Good thing we have lots of leftover pennies
Will this mean no more odd prices like $20.26?
Good thing we have lots of leftover pennies
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Just heard the US Mint will not make any more pennies due to high costs.
Will this mean no more odd prices like $20.26?
Good thing we have lots of leftover pennies
Will this mean no more odd prices like $20.26?
Good thing we have lots of leftover pennies
So the SNAP fund WAS embezzled? Here comes the “who really needs this program” excuse
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
So the SNAP fund WAS embezzled? Here comes the “who really needs this program” excuse
No food and no planes for Thanksgiving...and also no House sessions, either,
And how is Biden to blame? HE! IS! NOT!
The GOP can't use "Look What You Made Me Do" against the Democrats anymore...until they keep doing it.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!
And how is Biden to blame? HE! IS! NOT!
The GOP can't use "Look What You Made Me Do" against the Democrats anymore...until they keep doing it.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!
November 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
No food and no planes for Thanksgiving...and also no House sessions, either,
And how is Biden to blame? HE! IS! NOT!
The GOP can't use "Look What You Made Me Do" against the Democrats anymore...until they keep doing it.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!
And how is Biden to blame? HE! IS! NOT!
The GOP can't use "Look What You Made Me Do" against the Democrats anymore...until they keep doing it.
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDD!!
So Trump tells the states no SNAP benefits for anyone even if they've been paid out in some areas?
What'll he do, get ICE and the National Guard to take their food away?
Looks more obvious MAYBE, ALLEGEDLY he spent the cash already. Stealing from Peter to pay himself isn't new to him.
What'll he do, get ICE and the National Guard to take their food away?
Looks more obvious MAYBE, ALLEGEDLY he spent the cash already. Stealing from Peter to pay himself isn't new to him.
November 9, 2025 at 4:58 PM
So Trump tells the states no SNAP benefits for anyone even if they've been paid out in some areas?
What'll he do, get ICE and the National Guard to take their food away?
Looks more obvious MAYBE, ALLEGEDLY he spent the cash already. Stealing from Peter to pay himself isn't new to him.
What'll he do, get ICE and the National Guard to take their food away?
Looks more obvious MAYBE, ALLEGEDLY he spent the cash already. Stealing from Peter to pay himself isn't new to him.
Some speculation the SNAP cash was spent by Trump.
Let's say it's true. He can just say some people don't deserve to be helped if they "don't want to work for it".
And Fox will applaud, literally.
This will be the last straw and there's not enough fake cops to stop it.
Let's say it's true. He can just say some people don't deserve to be helped if they "don't want to work for it".
And Fox will applaud, literally.
This will be the last straw and there's not enough fake cops to stop it.
November 8, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Some speculation the SNAP cash was spent by Trump.
Let's say it's true. He can just say some people don't deserve to be helped if they "don't want to work for it".
And Fox will applaud, literally.
This will be the last straw and there's not enough fake cops to stop it.
Let's say it's true. He can just say some people don't deserve to be helped if they "don't want to work for it".
And Fox will applaud, literally.
This will be the last straw and there's not enough fake cops to stop it.
Well, the GOP wants America to be Fury Road, with Trump as Immortan Joe and Mike Johnson as Nux.
In that case, who are Max Max and Furiosa in this scenario?
Could be Newsom and AOC, but if you think of better ideas, have at it
In that case, who are Max Max and Furiosa in this scenario?
Could be Newsom and AOC, but if you think of better ideas, have at it
November 8, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Well, the GOP wants America to be Fury Road, with Trump as Immortan Joe and Mike Johnson as Nux.
In that case, who are Max Max and Furiosa in this scenario?
Could be Newsom and AOC, but if you think of better ideas, have at it
In that case, who are Max Max and Furiosa in this scenario?
Could be Newsom and AOC, but if you think of better ideas, have at it
The Supreme Court in two weeks, and it gives the wrong answer:
a black and white photo of a boy with the words " can i have some more "
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy with the words " can i have some more "
media.tenor.com
November 7, 2025 at 4:33 PM
The Supreme Court in two weeks, and it gives the wrong answer:
Just learned Bill O'Reilly will be on Real Time tomorrow. If it doesn't include Maher slugging Bill O' out cold, the show is over
November 7, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Just learned Bill O'Reilly will be on Real Time tomorrow. If it doesn't include Maher slugging Bill O' out cold, the show is over
Found out Pelosi is retiring and maybe other old Democrats in safe seats will bow out but not as fast as Republicans trying to avoid the Trump black hole
November 6, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Found out Pelosi is retiring and maybe other old Democrats in safe seats will bow out but not as fast as Republicans trying to avoid the Trump black hole
So, how soon until Trump says "LAST NIGHT ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WON THAT I LIKE! THEREFORE, THE NEW MAYOR OF NEW YORK IS MY SON...DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE...AND THEY'LL FIGHT FOR THE TITLE AT UFC MAR-A-LAGO. MAGA!!"
Mike Johnson will run away from everything soon
Mike Johnson will run away from everything soon
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
So, how soon until Trump says "LAST NIGHT ELECTIONS WERE RIGGED EXCEPT FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WON THAT I LIKE! THEREFORE, THE NEW MAYOR OF NEW YORK IS MY SON...DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE...AND THEY'LL FIGHT FOR THE TITLE AT UFC MAR-A-LAGO. MAGA!!"
Mike Johnson will run away from everything soon
Mike Johnson will run away from everything soon
Just saw THR article where Reese Witherspoon claims maybe she shouldn't have hosted SNL just after 9/11 mainly because she was 24 and just had a kid.
It was still pretty good, especially the Little Mermaid sketch.
If this is also a hint she'll host again soon, fingers crossed
It was still pretty good, especially the Little Mermaid sketch.
If this is also a hint she'll host again soon, fingers crossed
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Just saw THR article where Reese Witherspoon claims maybe she shouldn't have hosted SNL just after 9/11 mainly because she was 24 and just had a kid.
It was still pretty good, especially the Little Mermaid sketch.
If this is also a hint she'll host again soon, fingers crossed
It was still pretty good, especially the Little Mermaid sketch.
If this is also a hint she'll host again soon, fingers crossed
So Trump just endorsed Cuomo.
That means Mamdani wins..and if that happens, will Trump "save" NYC from Communism with tanks?
The highways will never let that happen.
That means Mamdani wins..and if that happens, will Trump "save" NYC from Communism with tanks?
The highways will never let that happen.
November 4, 2025 at 2:34 AM
So Trump just endorsed Cuomo.
That means Mamdani wins..and if that happens, will Trump "save" NYC from Communism with tanks?
The highways will never let that happen.
That means Mamdani wins..and if that happens, will Trump "save" NYC from Communism with tanks?
The highways will never let that happen.