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I don’t have my silly video app, my only social media is this dumb app, which is only worth trolling.
I don’t have my silly video app, my only social media is this dumb app, which is only worth trolling.
January 19, 2025 at 2:23 PM
I don’t have my silly video app, my only social media is this dumb app, which is only worth trolling.
Luigi is a pussy ass bitch for going for an easy, meaningless target when he could have saved his energy for Monday.
There will be dozens of men who sentenced people to death through their business practices in one fucking place.
He ain’t your hero. He could’ve been, but he didn’t have the guts.
There will be dozens of men who sentenced people to death through their business practices in one fucking place.
He ain’t your hero. He could’ve been, but he didn’t have the guts.
January 19, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Luigi is a pussy ass bitch for going for an easy, meaningless target when he could have saved his energy for Monday.
There will be dozens of men who sentenced people to death through their business practices in one fucking place.
He ain’t your hero. He could’ve been, but he didn’t have the guts.
There will be dozens of men who sentenced people to death through their business practices in one fucking place.
He ain’t your hero. He could’ve been, but he didn’t have the guts.
lol trump doesn’t have a cabinet, he has a harem of (primarily) men telling him he’s strong and handsome between loads
January 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
lol trump doesn’t have a cabinet, he has a harem of (primarily) men telling him he’s strong and handsome between loads
The inauguration had to be brought inside because hosting it outside would have violated decency laws with the number of grown men trying to get their mouths on Trump’s dick all at once.
January 19, 2025 at 1:04 PM
The inauguration had to be brought inside because hosting it outside would have violated decency laws with the number of grown men trying to get their mouths on Trump’s dick all at once.
Time to delete this app.
I’m not sure exactly how out of your mind you need to be to create a personalized video for a random person that insulted you on the internet, addressing them by “name” (did he think my name is really “e.g Alice Lastname” 😂), but I’m not waiting around to see what happens.
I’m not sure exactly how out of your mind you need to be to create a personalized video for a random person that insulted you on the internet, addressing them by “name” (did he think my name is really “e.g Alice Lastname” 😂), but I’m not waiting around to see what happens.
January 17, 2025 at 1:57 PM
Time to delete this app.
I’m not sure exactly how out of your mind you need to be to create a personalized video for a random person that insulted you on the internet, addressing them by “name” (did he think my name is really “e.g Alice Lastname” 😂), but I’m not waiting around to see what happens.
I’m not sure exactly how out of your mind you need to be to create a personalized video for a random person that insulted you on the internet, addressing them by “name” (did he think my name is really “e.g Alice Lastname” 😂), but I’m not waiting around to see what happens.
All y’all out here clinging to anything you think might keep Trump out of the White House need to wake the fuck up and shut the fuck up.
Just because you didn’t storm the Capitol, that doesn’t mean you’re not just as delusional as they all were 4 years ago.
Just because you didn’t storm the Capitol, that doesn’t mean you’re not just as delusional as they all were 4 years ago.
January 7, 2025 at 9:34 PM
All y’all out here clinging to anything you think might keep Trump out of the White House need to wake the fuck up and shut the fuck up.
Just because you didn’t storm the Capitol, that doesn’t mean you’re not just as delusional as they all were 4 years ago.
Just because you didn’t storm the Capitol, that doesn’t mean you’re not just as delusional as they all were 4 years ago.
I don’t know if y’all know this but you can do The Wobble to any song in 4/4 time but I have YET to see a “Wobble Up” and I have never felt so negative about the future of this country and the leadership these younger generations will provide.
December 27, 2024 at 2:29 PM
I don’t know if y’all know this but you can do The Wobble to any song in 4/4 time but I have YET to see a “Wobble Up” and I have never felt so negative about the future of this country and the leadership these younger generations will provide.
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I genuinely don’t want to see your kids’ weird hand-crafted presents. They are adorable to you (and that’s great) but please don’t show me because I will not lie and tell you it’s cute.
And for the love of God don’t give me any hand-crafted trash from your children.
And for the love of God don’t give me any hand-crafted trash from your children.
December 25, 2024 at 11:50 AM
Perhaps an unpopular opinion but I genuinely don’t want to see your kids’ weird hand-crafted presents. They are adorable to you (and that’s great) but please don’t show me because I will not lie and tell you it’s cute.
And for the love of God don’t give me any hand-crafted trash from your children.
And for the love of God don’t give me any hand-crafted trash from your children.
I hope there’s a special place in hell for the person who invented video pop up ads on websites.
If you have these on your website… fuck you.
Genuinely… with every single ounce of my soul- fuck. you.
If you have these on your website… fuck you.
Genuinely… with every single ounce of my soul- fuck. you.
December 24, 2024 at 11:35 AM
I hope there’s a special place in hell for the person who invented video pop up ads on websites.
If you have these on your website… fuck you.
Genuinely… with every single ounce of my soul- fuck. you.
If you have these on your website… fuck you.
Genuinely… with every single ounce of my soul- fuck. you.
Hey, uh, just cause he ain’t middle eastern, that don’t mean that the man who murdered someone on the street in an attempt to coerce/intimidate the health insurance industry and the government into making change ain’t a terrorist…
Y’all seem to actually like terrorism when it’s your beliefs…
Y’all seem to actually like terrorism when it’s your beliefs…
December 22, 2024 at 11:37 AM
Hey, uh, just cause he ain’t middle eastern, that don’t mean that the man who murdered someone on the street in an attempt to coerce/intimidate the health insurance industry and the government into making change ain’t a terrorist…
Y’all seem to actually like terrorism when it’s your beliefs…
Y’all seem to actually like terrorism when it’s your beliefs…
Per Bruce Willis, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
You’re going to sit here and disrespect Bruce Willis and continue to call it a Christmas movie? You stupid or somethin’?
In NJ, we defend our famous dudes named Bruce.
You’re going to sit here and disrespect Bruce Willis and continue to call it a Christmas movie? You stupid or somethin’?
In NJ, we defend our famous dudes named Bruce.
December 18, 2024 at 11:40 AM
Per Bruce Willis, Die Hard is not a Christmas movie.
You’re going to sit here and disrespect Bruce Willis and continue to call it a Christmas movie? You stupid or somethin’?
In NJ, we defend our famous dudes named Bruce.
You’re going to sit here and disrespect Bruce Willis and continue to call it a Christmas movie? You stupid or somethin’?
In NJ, we defend our famous dudes named Bruce.
“Why would aliens go to NJ of all places?”
Do me a favor and look at a light pollution map, which is what you would see from space.
Then look at a regular map. NJ is surrounded by New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Boston, and DC.
It’s honestly not that hard. Y’all just jealous so you shit on us.
Do me a favor and look at a light pollution map, which is what you would see from space.
Then look at a regular map. NJ is surrounded by New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Boston, and DC.
It’s honestly not that hard. Y’all just jealous so you shit on us.
December 17, 2024 at 12:26 PM
“Why would aliens go to NJ of all places?”
Do me a favor and look at a light pollution map, which is what you would see from space.
Then look at a regular map. NJ is surrounded by New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Boston, and DC.
It’s honestly not that hard. Y’all just jealous so you shit on us.
Do me a favor and look at a light pollution map, which is what you would see from space.
Then look at a regular map. NJ is surrounded by New York, Philadelphia, Baltimore, Boston, and DC.
It’s honestly not that hard. Y’all just jealous so you shit on us.
Psst - this app is also an echo chamber, it’s just full of echos that you like.
December 14, 2024 at 12:59 PM
Psst - this app is also an echo chamber, it’s just full of echos that you like.
If you’re praising the murderer for their vigilantism, you are not much different than people who praise(d) Kyle Rittenhouse.
The thing about vigilante justice is - the vigilante always believes they’re right and there are always people who agree. To them, he killed people who were harming others.
The thing about vigilante justice is - the vigilante always believes they’re right and there are always people who agree. To them, he killed people who were harming others.
December 14, 2024 at 12:09 PM
If you’re praising the murderer for their vigilantism, you are not much different than people who praise(d) Kyle Rittenhouse.
The thing about vigilante justice is - the vigilante always believes they’re right and there are always people who agree. To them, he killed people who were harming others.
The thing about vigilante justice is - the vigilante always believes they’re right and there are always people who agree. To them, he killed people who were harming others.
This is your annual reminder that the 12 days of Christmas is the period between Christmas and Three King’s Day. It doesn’t start on Dec 14th and it wouldn’t start tomorrow, the 13th because that’s not how counting works.
For a queer atheist, it sure seems I know more about this than Christians…
For a queer atheist, it sure seems I know more about this than Christians…
December 13, 2024 at 4:29 AM
This is your annual reminder that the 12 days of Christmas is the period between Christmas and Three King’s Day. It doesn’t start on Dec 14th and it wouldn’t start tomorrow, the 13th because that’s not how counting works.
For a queer atheist, it sure seems I know more about this than Christians…
For a queer atheist, it sure seems I know more about this than Christians…
Think what you want of the man, but there are friends and family mourning him and watching people rejoice in his death. And that just makes all of you assholes - it doesn’t change the policy of the company.
Dude was CEO of one arm of a publicly traded company, not a sole proprietor.
Dude was CEO of one arm of a publicly traded company, not a sole proprietor.
December 5, 2024 at 8:50 PM
Think what you want of the man, but there are friends and family mourning him and watching people rejoice in his death. And that just makes all of you assholes - it doesn’t change the policy of the company.
Dude was CEO of one arm of a publicly traded company, not a sole proprietor.
Dude was CEO of one arm of a publicly traded company, not a sole proprietor.
Happy pretend the British didn’t massacre indigenous people so they could enslave black people so you can spend the next 4 weeks filling billionaires’ pockets… day!
November 28, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Happy pretend the British didn’t massacre indigenous people so they could enslave black people so you can spend the next 4 weeks filling billionaires’ pockets… day!
Ugh, there are too many people on this app now…
November 28, 2024 at 11:31 AM
Ugh, there are too many people on this app now…
A Thanksgiving reminder:
Suppressing discussions about important sociopolitical topics is how we got here in the first place. That type of discussion has ALWAYS belonged at the dinner table. The dinner table with your family should be the place you are most free to share and open to listen.
Suppressing discussions about important sociopolitical topics is how we got here in the first place. That type of discussion has ALWAYS belonged at the dinner table. The dinner table with your family should be the place you are most free to share and open to listen.
November 28, 2024 at 11:24 AM
A Thanksgiving reminder:
Suppressing discussions about important sociopolitical topics is how we got here in the first place. That type of discussion has ALWAYS belonged at the dinner table. The dinner table with your family should be the place you are most free to share and open to listen.
Suppressing discussions about important sociopolitical topics is how we got here in the first place. That type of discussion has ALWAYS belonged at the dinner table. The dinner table with your family should be the place you are most free to share and open to listen.
It’s honestly gross how often cis people think about our genitals…
November 27, 2024 at 11:34 AM
It’s honestly gross how often cis people think about our genitals…
Cisgender, straight, white women failed us. They failed to do what truly marginalized people have HAD to do for years- create community then organize with and influence their community to come together. They can’t fight because they don’t know how, don’t actually want to and don’t actually need to.
November 9, 2024 at 11:49 AM
Cisgender, straight, white women failed us. They failed to do what truly marginalized people have HAD to do for years- create community then organize with and influence their community to come together. They can’t fight because they don’t know how, don’t actually want to and don’t actually need to.
Bro, sending a message to literal hundreds of people at 7 saying “good morning” ain’t it. Shit like that makes me want to leave every social group I’ve ever joined. We can’t have nice things because people don’t use common sense.
April 3, 2024 at 11:08 AM
Bro, sending a message to literal hundreds of people at 7 saying “good morning” ain’t it. Shit like that makes me want to leave every social group I’ve ever joined. We can’t have nice things because people don’t use common sense.
I don’t want to do 40 hours of fucking research to figure out which video doorbells work with which smart hubs and cameras and shit, I just want to keep creepy men door dashers from being… well… men.
April 3, 2024 at 10:50 AM
I don’t want to do 40 hours of fucking research to figure out which video doorbells work with which smart hubs and cameras and shit, I just want to keep creepy men door dashers from being… well… men.
“I’m making paper like it’s origami” is an underappreciated Disney lyric
March 31, 2024 at 12:15 PM
“I’m making paper like it’s origami” is an underappreciated Disney lyric
It’s a Christian family holiday so let this be a reminder that you don’t owe your family shit. It’s all made up. You have no obligations to them today or any day. You’re supposed to love them unconditionally because they forced you into this world and traumatized you for 20 years? Nah that ain’t it.
March 31, 2024 at 11:23 AM
It’s a Christian family holiday so let this be a reminder that you don’t owe your family shit. It’s all made up. You have no obligations to them today or any day. You’re supposed to love them unconditionally because they forced you into this world and traumatized you for 20 years? Nah that ain’t it.