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SHOUT OUT TRACEY BRAKES SHE'S THE BEST ARTIST OF OUR GENERATION ORPHAN SOURCE CHANGED MY BRAIN CHEMISTRY AND FULLY RECONSTRUCTED MY WORLD TRACEY BRAKES I GOT LIKE 11 PEOPLE TO LISTEN TO YOUR MUSIC BECAUSE ITS SO PEAM IF YOU HAVENT HEARD HER MUSIC YOU'RE MISSING OUT SO GO LISTEN TO ORHAN SOURCE BYE
radiohead is so weird... like "nude"??? like you're nude... ok??? keep it to yourself?????????????????????? im literally a minor
April 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
radiohead is so weird... like "nude"??? like you're nude... ok??? keep it to yourself?????????????????????? im literally a minor
sunnee: imma need that lamb is effigy live
winston (cashier): ok that'll be 3000 avant ratings, Andre Flute3000
sunnee: bro its cold like dark forest
flapjack: its ok bro, let me get my LIBRARY
folkpop: collect my 🐣
random newgens: *ask for recs*
all in unison: *laugh* big fan, big big fan.
winston (cashier): ok that'll be 3000 avant ratings, Andre Flute3000
sunnee: bro its cold like dark forest
flapjack: its ok bro, let me get my LIBRARY
folkpop: collect my 🐣
random newgens: *ask for recs*
all in unison: *laugh* big fan, big big fan.
April 13, 2025 at 5:00 PM
sunnee: imma need that lamb is effigy live
winston (cashier): ok that'll be 3000 avant ratings, Andre Flute3000
sunnee: bro its cold like dark forest
flapjack: its ok bro, let me get my LIBRARY
folkpop: collect my 🐣
random newgens: *ask for recs*
all in unison: *laugh* big fan, big big fan.
winston (cashier): ok that'll be 3000 avant ratings, Andre Flute3000
sunnee: bro its cold like dark forest
flapjack: its ok bro, let me get my LIBRARY
folkpop: collect my 🐣
random newgens: *ask for recs*
all in unison: *laugh* big fan, big big fan.
oppenhiemer: i have become death, the destroyer of worlds
porter: dude wtf i spent so long on that
porter: dude wtf i spent so long on that
April 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
oppenhiemer: i have become death, the destroyer of worlds
porter: dude wtf i spent so long on that
porter: dude wtf i spent so long on that
do we kill this guy? reply yes or no
April 3, 2025 at 3:55 PM
do we kill this guy? reply yes or no
April 2, 2025 at 4:21 PM
me and my girlfriend were discussing about watching "battle for dream island" (underground object show) and she said it was "cringesauce"... sooooo to put it shortly... just ended my one year long relationship... #thathappened much????
March 31, 2025 at 1:50 AM
me and my girlfriend were discussing about watching "battle for dream island" (underground object show) and she said it was "cringesauce"... sooooo to put it shortly... just ended my one year long relationship... #thathappened much????
serum 2 is actually insane wtfffffff
March 23, 2025 at 12:55 AM
serum 2 is actually insane wtfffffff
what's up you fricking wokies
March 15, 2025 at 11:27 PM
what's up you fricking wokies
dont know my schedule on the fifth.... like actually i dont know it... bitch im taylor swift ffs why do i have school smh
March 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
dont know my schedule on the fifth.... like actually i dont know it... bitch im taylor swift ffs why do i have school smh
trans people: im trans
society: ok
porter robinson: hello
trans people: holy shit you saved my life
society: ok
porter robinson: hello
trans people: holy shit you saved my life
February 19, 2025 at 3:14 AM
trans people: im trans
society: ok
porter robinson: hello
trans people: holy shit you saved my life
society: ok
porter robinson: hello
trans people: holy shit you saved my life
im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main
February 16, 2025 at 4:21 AM
im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main im not going to yearn on main
"gun to your head you're wearing this outside for a day"
just pull the trigger 💔
just pull the trigger 💔
Look what my sister got me for Valentine's Day LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
February 15, 2025 at 4:36 PM
"gun to your head you're wearing this outside for a day"
just pull the trigger 💔
just pull the trigger 💔
its valentine day... i love my wife so much i might fucking cry
February 14, 2025 at 4:30 PM
its valentine day... i love my wife so much i might fucking cry
"KENDRICK LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW; THE COMPLETE SAGA; THE MOVIE; THE SCRIPT" IS OUT:
20 pages, 6297 words, 35956 characters... this is my first attempt at any kind of creative writing, feedback would be much appreciated, please read the whole thing :3
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
20 pages, 6297 words, 35956 characters... this is my first attempt at any kind of creative writing, feedback would be much appreciated, please read the whole thing :3
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
KENDRICK LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW; THE COMPLETE SAGA; THE MOVIE; THE SCRIPT:
docs.google.com
February 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
"KENDRICK LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW; THE COMPLETE SAGA; THE MOVIE; THE SCRIPT" IS OUT:
20 pages, 6297 words, 35956 characters... this is my first attempt at any kind of creative writing, feedback would be much appreciated, please read the whole thing :3
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
20 pages, 6297 words, 35956 characters... this is my first attempt at any kind of creative writing, feedback would be much appreciated, please read the whole thing :3
docs.google.com/document/d/e...
"With astonishing lyricism, the controversial rapper battles against his vile alter-ego’s views on Gen Z, transgenderism, and the disabled."
February 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
"With astonishing lyricism, the controversial rapper battles against his vile alter-ego’s views on Gen Z, transgenderism, and the disabled."
my parents fucking suck lmao
February 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
my parents fucking suck lmao
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the state of the world is honestly so scary at the moment
January 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
the state of the world is honestly so scary at the moment
he said mustaaaaaaaaaard
February 10, 2025 at 1:45 AM
he said mustaaaaaaaaaard
KENDRICL LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW:
*lights are out, everyone awaiting for kendrick to show up, no one makes a sound or moves a muscle*
*kendrick suddenly appears wearing a fursuit*
kendrick lamar: THEY NOT LIKE FLUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOT BITE EM UP, TRYNA MEOW A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR
*lights are out, everyone awaiting for kendrick to show up, no one makes a sound or moves a muscle*
*kendrick suddenly appears wearing a fursuit*
kendrick lamar: THEY NOT LIKE FLUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOT BITE EM UP, TRYNA MEOW A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR
February 10, 2025 at 12:38 AM
KENDRICL LAMAR HALFTIME SHOW:
*lights are out, everyone awaiting for kendrick to show up, no one makes a sound or moves a muscle*
*kendrick suddenly appears wearing a fursuit*
kendrick lamar: THEY NOT LIKE FLUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOT BITE EM UP, TRYNA MEOW A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR
*lights are out, everyone awaiting for kendrick to show up, no one makes a sound or moves a muscle*
*kendrick suddenly appears wearing a fursuit*
kendrick lamar: THEY NOT LIKE FLUFF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF DOT BITE EM UP, TRYNA MEOW A CHORD AND ITS PROBABLY A MINOR
300 followers in aoty, thanks everyone who cared enough to follow me!!!
February 10, 2025 at 12:33 AM
300 followers in aoty, thanks everyone who cared enough to follow me!!!
they tryna cancel me, gen z me bruh
February 9, 2025 at 6:42 AM
they tryna cancel me, gen z me bruh
this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honor
February 9, 2025 at 4:10 AM
this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honored to hear that my work has resonated with u the way it has! this is very cool; i am honor
aita for not inviting my uncle (saltydkdan, the elusive character) to my wedding after they ran over my wife and 4 children?
February 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
aita for not inviting my uncle (saltydkdan, the elusive character) to my wedding after they ran over my wife and 4 children?
i sent my friends down the puppyhelic triangle rabbit hole
February 8, 2025 at 4:32 AM
i sent my friends down the puppyhelic triangle rabbit hole
the weight of my actions will crumble down upon me sooner than i could ever expect, i need to brace myself for what's coming
February 8, 2025 at 4:06 AM
the weight of my actions will crumble down upon me sooner than i could ever expect, i need to brace myself for what's coming