Jeff the Talking Human
@imnotjefftaylor.bsky.social
Life flows on within you and without you. Dad to three maniacs and a puppy. Husband to my best friend. Louisvillain for life. Nati fan by choice. ⭕️
I'll always be a UofL fan, and I believe every student who plays a sport that the school earns money from should get paid, too. But, between the new transfer portal rules and conference alignments, I'm kind of out of college sports, and that makes me sad.
August 30, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I'll always be a UofL fan, and I believe every student who plays a sport that the school earns money from should get paid, too. But, between the new transfer portal rules and conference alignments, I'm kind of out of college sports, and that makes me sad.
Im upset that Nate Morris is quoting the American Dream Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo in his campaign ad like no one has ever heard it before.
August 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Im upset that Nate Morris is quoting the American Dream Dusty Rhodes "Hard Times" promo in his campaign ad like no one has ever heard it before.
When one wants to feel fancy on their flight.
August 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When one wants to feel fancy on their flight.
My wife, son, and I just went to a mexican restaurant and split 1 dinner three ways, and we're all actually full. AMA
June 29, 2025 at 5:44 PM
My wife, son, and I just went to a mexican restaurant and split 1 dinner three ways, and we're all actually full. AMA
I have full faith that we will be ok, but tonight, I hugged my two young children a little tighter at bedtime.
June 22, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I have full faith that we will be ok, but tonight, I hugged my two young children a little tighter at bedtime.
I was just thinking today that I am old enough to remember that we used to have bosses/managers who would scream and yell at us, and we felt we just had to sit and take it. I wish a superior would raise their voice to me today in the year of our Lord 2025.
May 28, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I was just thinking today that I am old enough to remember that we used to have bosses/managers who would scream and yell at us, and we felt we just had to sit and take it. I wish a superior would raise their voice to me today in the year of our Lord 2025.
I have what I would describe as a "large" raven that has been perched on my roof since about 5am and has been going nuts nonstop. I dont know if it's a message from the other side or if something is dead in my backyard.
May 20, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I have what I would describe as a "large" raven that has been perched on my roof since about 5am and has been going nuts nonstop. I dont know if it's a message from the other side or if something is dead in my backyard.
I've taken up this new habit of sitting outside. Not doing anything, just sitting. This is what getting old looks like.
May 17, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I've taken up this new habit of sitting outside. Not doing anything, just sitting. This is what getting old looks like.
I feel like there should be hat and t-shirt commercials like "The U.S. just won the popacy now dress like the New Pope" with Super Bowl like graphics of the new pope and American flags and eagles.
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I feel like there should be hat and t-shirt commercials like "The U.S. just won the popacy now dress like the New Pope" with Super Bowl like graphics of the new pope and American flags and eagles.
And that's why I don't gamble! Haha
May 3, 2025 at 11:17 PM
And that's why I don't gamble! Haha
Derby Box: Flying Mohawk, Sandman, and Final Gambit.
May 3, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Derby Box: Flying Mohawk, Sandman, and Final Gambit.
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Another QB is off the board ⚜️
The New Orleans Saints select Tyler Shough with the 40th pick of the NFL Draft.
The New Orleans Saints select Tyler Shough with the 40th pick of the NFL Draft.
April 25, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Another QB is off the board ⚜️
The New Orleans Saints select Tyler Shough with the 40th pick of the NFL Draft.
The New Orleans Saints select Tyler Shough with the 40th pick of the NFL Draft.
We have lived 4/10 of a mile from our schools, and we've never walked to school. Today I walked my middle schooler and I might say, if you can do it, do it.
April 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
We have lived 4/10 of a mile from our schools, and we've never walked to school. Today I walked my middle schooler and I might say, if you can do it, do it.
Why not? Let's have Bob Orton be Randy's mystery opponent! #wrestlemania
April 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Why not? Let's have Bob Orton be Randy's mystery opponent! #wrestlemania
My company normally flies me on American, but this trip, I'm on Delta, and it appears the tradeoff is free wifi on flight but no ginger ale. I think I'd rather pay for wifi, honestly.
April 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
My company normally flies me on American, but this trip, I'm on Delta, and it appears the tradeoff is free wifi on flight but no ginger ale. I think I'd rather pay for wifi, honestly.
Here come the "We're not joking" and "Don't get fooled" marketing emails...😱
April 1, 2025 at 2:57 PM
Here come the "We're not joking" and "Don't get fooled" marketing emails...😱
Y'all. I have been declined two lateral internal jobs because I won't relocate to Texas. I don't know what to do at this point.
March 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Y'all. I have been declined two lateral internal jobs because I won't relocate to Texas. I don't know what to do at this point.
BRAY WYATT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! ⭕️ #wwechamber
March 2, 2025 at 4:01 AM
BRAY WYATT WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG!! ⭕️ #wwechamber
#wwechamber they are making Cody a lifetime superface with that turn. Well done trips!
March 2, 2025 at 3:32 AM
#wwechamber they are making Cody a lifetime superface with that turn. Well done trips!
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On today's episode of Jeff Travels. While enjoying his Taco Bell Cantina breakfast crunchwrap, he witnessed Vegas security get into a fight with a man in a pink tutu. It's 8am.
February 19, 2025 at 4:00 PM
On today's episode of Jeff Travels. While enjoying his Taco Bell Cantina breakfast crunchwrap, he witnessed Vegas security get into a fight with a man in a pink tutu. It's 8am.
Walking around DFW surrounded by #Yellowjackets advertisements isn't omnious at all.
February 18, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Walking around DFW surrounded by #Yellowjackets advertisements isn't omnious at all.
This weeks episode of Jeff Travels for Work: "Oh! Are you flying again? We'll, here's a quarter of an inch of snow, so now your kids are home from school, all flights are canceled, and it's the apocalypse. Have a nice flight!"
February 18, 2025 at 11:56 AM
This weeks episode of Jeff Travels for Work: "Oh! Are you flying again? We'll, here's a quarter of an inch of snow, so now your kids are home from school, all flights are canceled, and it's the apocalypse. Have a nice flight!"