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dude i heard vine is shutting down
knobead
May 26, 2025 at 4:19 PM
the bad bitch i fumbled years ago isnt here yet ill be back 2 check next month
December 27, 2024 at 3:00 AM
why have like 15 of you followed me on here in a day. my ego is too large at this point i cant post without 5000 people being forced to see it
October 17, 2024 at 7:27 AM
*moans*
November 17, 2023 at 2:47 AM
remembering i have an account on here feels like waking up from a nap at 2am sweaty and thirsty and discombobulated
October 18, 2023 at 5:47 AM
every few days i open this app and see i have new followers... where are yall coming from i dont even be posting here

the gender individuals truly surround me in this life - in an ideal world that is my heaven. but its social media and not a basement ive been chained to the radiator in. sad...
August 8, 2023 at 8:11 PM
posting super hole at 3,738 followers

dont worry about what super hole is... its supposed to be a secret. you may be in danger for even being aware of its existence. im sorry.
July 29, 2023 at 2:31 AM
i got an invite code i should give it to tony hawk and he will say "thank you constance this is just what i wanted!"

then he will adopt me into his family and his other beneficiaries of his will may or may not mysteriously disappear. thank you bluesky :)
July 23, 2023 at 8:30 PM
just found a forbidden gender - ill keep yall updated.
July 20, 2023 at 4:18 AM
i cant do it... half the replies here are shit like "we offer quality over quantity 😀" - corny ass niggas at every turn no matter where i go

i just got followed by anonymous. like the dudes from 2012. the hacker known as 4chan. i cant do it. i cant do it...
July 15, 2023 at 3:51 PM
thought i saw the dailyloud account on here already and almost started screaming for help in my car
July 14, 2023 at 6:42 PM
bluesky makes me feel like squidward busking on the street. spare follow. spare follow please?

i havent had less than 20 followers since may 2022. im scared and confused like a dog in the rain. i cant smell very well.
July 13, 2023 at 7:49 PM
see the problem here is im scared to post because what if a secret banger comes to mind and i post it to the wrong app and get 0 brain prostate stimulation

this is fucked up... im a caught in limbo forever now. this is posting purgatory. heaven is long gone and i deleted it myself.
July 13, 2023 at 6:17 PM
im the official constance of bluesky
July 13, 2023 at 5:53 PM