Imbiesaurus
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Imbiesaurus
@imbiesaurus.bsky.social
Imberis. She/Her. Chronically ill. I talk a lot about DnD!
We saw him fall directly into some lava so, like... we know where he is.
But for real, I had to look it up, and apparently this story timeline-wise is between The Hobbit and Fellowship of the Ring, closer to FotR? IDK man.
Sir Ian McKellen and Elijah Wood will reunite as Gandalf and Frodo in ‘THE LORD OF THE RINGS: THE HUNT FOR GOLLUM’

Production will begin in May.

(via: Gollumgram)
January 6, 2026 at 2:59 AM
My bff made a highlight reel of her year and didn't include me, which made me want to cry, but of joy. That sounds weird, but she understands that I don't want my real human image all over the internet and she respects my wishes. No fuss. No asking why. She just does it and I love her for that.
January 5, 2026 at 8:48 AM
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I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.

I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 3, 2026 at 2:25 PM
I got Rune Factory: Guardians of Azuma b/c I love Rune Factory games but man, this one is weird. I know it's a spin-off but it's genuinely like 10 games in one. Rune Factory is normally farming + monster fighting + romance/friendship. This is that + town management + tea time from Fire Emblem: 3H?
January 4, 2026 at 6:00 AM
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The year is 2003. I’m 17 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.

The year is 2026. I’m 40 years old. I’m watching Democrats fail to appropriately oppose an illegal war for oil.
January 3, 2026 at 9:32 PM
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Monthly fundraising thread is back because I lost the 600 a month I was bringing in tutoring on top of my lil day job.

I'm at the end of my rope. I'm burnt out, my chronic pain can't take it anymore. If we could catch up before rent is due, I could rest.

For now, we need help for a happy holiday.
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December 9, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Make sure you take some of the anger you’re feeling right now and use it to contact your officials to demand impeachment now.

It’s basically the least we can possibly do in opposition to this, which IMO makes it mandatory.
January 3, 2026 at 7:13 AM
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The phone number for the U.S. Capitol Switchboard is (202) 224-3121. Here's my FAQ on finding their district phone numbers, email addresses, and what to say to them:

www.patreon.com/posts/124314...
FAQ: How To Call Your Federal Elected Representatives | Shouldn't Need to Be a Lawyer by Matthew Cortland
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January 3, 2026 at 7:52 AM
My bff and I went to brunch today and this super trendy new place in town and it was genuinely good!? Like, you walk in and it has a very, very Instagramable aesthetic. A ~cool~ bar and lots of greenery. But the food was great! Normally those places are mediocre at best.
January 3, 2026 at 8:17 AM
Friends. Pals.
I just learned I've been putting salmon jizz on my face.
That's right. Salmon sperm. "Salmon PDRN" is literally salmon DNA extracted from... salmon spunk. HELP ME.
It's polydeoxyribonucleotide. I knew it was DNA-related, but assumed it was a man-made synthetic replica. Incorrect! 🤢
January 3, 2026 at 1:07 AM
I'm trying to think what to write back to Googly Eyes and I'm so nervous! She made a pen pal club and -actually- sent us all postcards. I got a tourist postcard from my hometown 😅 to send to her, but I have to figure out what to write! She got us all these lovely botanical cards, each one different.
January 2, 2026 at 8:22 AM
I finally took off my press-on nails. Those suckers stayed on for a week and a half! I wore gloves while washing the dishes for the first few days and then gave up and my nails still stayed on.
January 2, 2026 at 5:57 AM
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I'm a pool.

(When I was 5 I almost drowned. My mom jumped into the pool and dragged me out. The same year, I got bitten in the face by a dog. It was a bad year for me, apparently.)
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I’m spinal meningitis.

Or

Hi, I'm the Rio Frio.

Or

Hi, I'm Black Bear Pass.
Introduce yourself with what almost killed you.

Hi, I’m a moose. 🫎
January 2, 2026 at 5:07 AM
I have to repeat my egg experiment to make sure it wasn't just a fluke or I had some older eggs (that makes them easier to peel). I put a tiny amount of baking soda in the water. Cooked for 11 minutes. (I wanted them more firm than jammy.) Then I put them in an ice bath for about 12 minutes.
My first food of the new year is a new food to me: Mul Naengmyeon. A Korean cold soup made with buckwheat noodles. I used a kit and it still took me ages to make. 😅 I did have to boil some eggs (somehow perfectly and the shells came off so easily!) and cut some apple up to substitute for pear.
January 1, 2026 at 9:55 AM
My first food of the new year is a new food to me: Mul Naengmyeon. A Korean cold soup made with buckwheat noodles. I used a kit and it still took me ages to make. 😅 I did have to boil some eggs (somehow perfectly and the shells came off so easily!) and cut some apple up to substitute for pear.
January 1, 2026 at 9:28 AM
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remember to start fresh and clean
December 31, 2025 at 10:03 PM
My OCD demands that I have gold nails for New Year's Eve every year (IDK why, honestly) but my Christmas nails are still perfectly fine and stuck on well so I literally just glued some gold stars onto a nail. And by glue I mean, as you can see, craft glue. It looks bad but I can wash them off, lol.
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 AM
Mario Kart World feels like Mario-ified kinda-sorta-Forza Horizon. It's wild, but I like it because I freaking love Forza Horizon games. There's even a beach level with a music festival happening and I'm like, this is straight up Forza Horizon.
December 31, 2025 at 12:02 AM
This is fascinating! Skip to 7:24 to see the whole thing in chronological order with spellings and phonetics and footnotes. I can understand some things before 900 AD b/c I know random German words, but 900 AD is when I can begin to understand the whole thing. Wild.

youtu.be/842OX2_vCic?...
From Old English to Modern American English in One Monologue
YouTube video by Simon Roper
youtu.be
December 30, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I really thought I could handle the TOPIK I (test of proficiency in Korean) test, so I looked at some of the previous years' tests they let you see in order to get a feel for what the test may be like. I was -promptly- humbled. 🫥
December 30, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Last post: Yes, I am weird and I still listen to the radio in the car. My favorite game is "find where in town this pirate radio station is coming from." I still haven't quite found it. There's a rando station that plays 70s rock, but you can only get it clearly in very specific parts of town.
December 28, 2025 at 8:57 AM
I drive a 2010 model partly because (knock on wood) it still runs great and hasn't had any major issues. The other part is that it has buttons and knobs! I don't have to look away from the road to change the air. And my steering wheel has buttons for changing radio stations and the volume.
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its senses.
Rejoice! Carmakers Are Embracing Physical Buttons Again
Amazingly, reaction times using screens while driving are worse than being drunk or high—no wonder 90 percent of drivers hate using touchscreens in cars. Finally the auto industry is coming to its…
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December 28, 2025 at 8:51 AM
Oooh I'm so annoyed! My mom wanted my foundation for herself in her color, so I bought one at Ulta because I had a gift card from Christmas. It was $25. (Ulta's after the holidays sale kinda sucks, ngl.) Then AFTER I bought it, I realized I should check the Korean sites for after Christmas sales.
December 28, 2025 at 8:31 AM
When I found out my old punk bar turned into a vegan cafe? I was cool. It shares a similar spirit. The food was pretty good. I just found out said cafe remodeled and looks like a millennial grey and wood grain nightmare and about lost my dang mind.
December 28, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I didn't want to TMI on someone else's post but it reminded me: this is the first time in my whole life that my 🍑 cheeks have been winter dry. You know how the heater and the outside cold air can take the moisture out of your skin? This year is the first time it's ever happened to my derriere. 😂
December 26, 2025 at 8:11 AM