Imaginary Spider
@imaginaryspider.bsky.social
Just a music fan from Melbourne, Australia spouting opinions.
Swifties are the most vapid empty shell people on the planet. Trying to control people’s right to express opinions, Sounds like Scientology or nazism
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October 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
Swifties are the most vapid empty shell people on the planet. Trying to control people’s right to express opinions, Sounds like Scientology or nazism
Waco Texas by #EthelCain sounds like being inside a hurricane. What an incredible song
October 9, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Waco Texas by #EthelCain sounds like being inside a hurricane. What an incredible song
I look forward to never listening to that poorly written and tacky Taylor Swift album again. If only people and the media got as hyperbolic about the new #AFI album “Silver Bleeds the Black Sun” which is actually a good album.
October 3, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I look forward to never listening to that poorly written and tacky Taylor Swift album again. If only people and the media got as hyperbolic about the new #AFI album “Silver Bleeds the Black Sun” which is actually a good album.
Melbourne traffic these school holidays needs to get fucked. People’s driving post Covid is something else
October 1, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Melbourne traffic these school holidays needs to get fucked. People’s driving post Covid is something else
The US government should stay shut down until January 2029 when the human orange has finally been canned. I still have faith that human beings will reject the world’s current slide into backwards fascism. Accept diversity. Reject dumbfuck martyrs like Charlie Kirk & Trump, the way they did Hitler
October 1, 2025 at 7:01 AM
The US government should stay shut down until January 2029 when the human orange has finally been canned. I still have faith that human beings will reject the world’s current slide into backwards fascism. Accept diversity. Reject dumbfuck martyrs like Charlie Kirk & Trump, the way they did Hitler
You know the economy post Covid is cooked when even phone cases are overpriced. $70 aud? No thanx they should be $15
September 30, 2025 at 7:51 PM
You know the economy post Covid is cooked when even phone cases are overpriced. $70 aud? No thanx they should be $15
I love when #Siri takes the moral high ground and censors song titles that contain “bad words” like “bastards of young”, yet Tim Apple just gave the biggest racist, homophobe, transphobe, xenophobe, misogynist a tacky gold plaque on behalf of Apple. One moral for you, one moral for me
September 29, 2025 at 7:47 PM
I love when #Siri takes the moral high ground and censors song titles that contain “bad words” like “bastards of young”, yet Tim Apple just gave the biggest racist, homophobe, transphobe, xenophobe, misogynist a tacky gold plaque on behalf of Apple. One moral for you, one moral for me
‘Observe and Report’ is an underrated Seth Rogen movie.
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September 20, 2025 at 9:28 AM
‘Observe and Report’ is an underrated Seth Rogen movie.
#SussanLey and #AnthonyAlbanese going a day without proving how out of touch both parties are = mission impossible. Australia is not the lucky country
September 17, 2025 at 11:23 PM
#SussanLey and #AnthonyAlbanese going a day without proving how out of touch both parties are = mission impossible. Australia is not the lucky country
If #ElonMusk was as smart as he thinks he is, he would’ve known no one on the left would’ve been responsible for killing Charlie Kirk because 1) They want gun control 2) They know killing awful people turns them into undeserved martyrs 3) They have empathy
September 14, 2025 at 5:43 AM
If #ElonMusk was as smart as he thinks he is, he would’ve known no one on the left would’ve been responsible for killing Charlie Kirk because 1) They want gun control 2) They know killing awful people turns them into undeserved martyrs 3) They have empathy
With the way the Australian government weaponises the ATO to do their dirty work of pillaging the working class and keeping them down, I would turn a blind eye to anyone harming a bureaucrat, the only assistance I would render is turning my back
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September 8, 2025 at 10:23 AM
With the way the Australian government weaponises the ATO to do their dirty work of pillaging the working class and keeping them down, I would turn a blind eye to anyone harming a bureaucrat, the only assistance I would render is turning my back
In #Melbourne, Australia you clean your car for an hour - so it’s only clean for 10mins of driving before it rains
September 7, 2025 at 12:33 AM
In #Melbourne, Australia you clean your car for an hour - so it’s only clean for 10mins of driving before it rains
Even on a lossy platform like Spotify the 2012 less compressed version of the #GreenDay album “American Idiot” used on the streaming version of the 20th anniversary edition sounds better than the original master still used on physical lossless versions of the album. Plz discontinue the 2004 master
September 5, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Even on a lossy platform like Spotify the 2012 less compressed version of the #GreenDay album “American Idiot” used on the streaming version of the 20th anniversary edition sounds better than the original master still used on physical lossless versions of the album. Plz discontinue the 2004 master
#dexterresurrection season 1 was the best season of Dexter since season 7. 13 years in the making. How fucking epic
September 5, 2025 at 9:05 AM
#dexterresurrection season 1 was the best season of Dexter since season 7. 13 years in the making. How fucking epic
Do we ever become too “old” to do something or do we just set limitations on ourselves
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Do we ever become too “old” to do something or do we just set limitations on ourselves
All these modern day Nazi’s seem to forget Hitler died a loser and a coward. When he knew he couldn’t defend his disgusting war crimes he took the cowards way out, A bullet to the head. #marchforaustralia following an obsolete German ideology on aboriginal land when the third reich failed LOL
September 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
All these modern day Nazi’s seem to forget Hitler died a loser and a coward. When he knew he couldn’t defend his disgusting war crimes he took the cowards way out, A bullet to the head. #marchforaustralia following an obsolete German ideology on aboriginal land when the third reich failed LOL
Just like #ICE have been embarrassing #america on the world stage, the #marchforaustralia “protests” across Australian cities are an embarrassment to #australia on the world stage. A country full of backwards bogan luddites
August 31, 2025 at 2:57 AM
Just like #ICE have been embarrassing #america on the world stage, the #marchforaustralia “protests” across Australian cities are an embarrassment to #australia on the world stage. A country full of backwards bogan luddites
This is the worst car badge placement I’ve ever seen #vw #volkswagen
August 27, 2025 at 11:36 AM
This is the worst car badge placement I’ve ever seen #vw #volkswagen
I don’t think billionaire Taylor Swift has announced enough vinyl variants of her new album. I bet every other artist is having their vinyl pressings delayed to 2026.
August 25, 2025 at 8:41 PM
I don’t think billionaire Taylor Swift has announced enough vinyl variants of her new album. I bet every other artist is having their vinyl pressings delayed to 2026.
Siri is like a time capsule from 2011. 14 years and barely any improvement.
August 21, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Siri is like a time capsule from 2011. 14 years and barely any improvement.
Ballsy of VW (when they’re struggling to sell cars) to announce you’ll have to subscribe to access your cars full horsepower. It’s almost like they want to shut factories and damage the brand more. Whoever is doing PR for #volkswagen is..killing it… the ID.3 is an ugly car tbh
August 19, 2025 at 6:26 AM
Ballsy of VW (when they’re struggling to sell cars) to announce you’ll have to subscribe to access your cars full horsepower. It’s almost like they want to shut factories and damage the brand more. Whoever is doing PR for #volkswagen is..killing it… the ID.3 is an ugly car tbh
Since buying a P-Bass I’ve learnt whenever a song has an “easy” to play guitar part it usually has the trickiest bass line chock full of notes hidden under the guitar, making it groove and the reason why it’s such a rush to listen to the song. Bass really is underrated
August 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Since buying a P-Bass I’ve learnt whenever a song has an “easy” to play guitar part it usually has the trickiest bass line chock full of notes hidden under the guitar, making it groove and the reason why it’s such a rush to listen to the song. Bass really is underrated
You make no claims in which you’re at fault. Your car goes down in value every year. But somehow your insurance now increases every year instead of decreases like it used to in a pre-COVID world. Australian car insurance has become a fucking scam. Especially fuck the RACV who pay no tax
August 16, 2025 at 7:47 AM
You make no claims in which you’re at fault. Your car goes down in value every year. But somehow your insurance now increases every year instead of decreases like it used to in a pre-COVID world. Australian car insurance has become a fucking scam. Especially fuck the RACV who pay no tax