Imaginary Holiday
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Be excellent to each other
Listening to Marvin Gaye on shuffle, trying to guess if in the next song he’s socially conscious or horny
November 29, 2025 at 9:22 PM
Listening to Marvin Gaye on shuffle, trying to guess if in the next song he’s socially conscious or horny
I have a tradition where I listen to a song backwards once I finally finish it. I listened to this backwards tonight soundcloud.com/imaginary-ho...
Wonders
So remarkable
How wonderful and magical these
Precious golden days
In summertime the sun still shines on me
Will wonders never cease
So good to be alive
Another day in paradise
After all this time
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November 1, 2025 at 3:58 AM
I have a tradition where I listen to a song backwards once I finally finish it. I listened to this backwards tonight soundcloud.com/imaginary-ho...
Has anyone taken away the guns from Charlton Heston’s cold dead hands yet?
August 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Has anyone taken away the guns from Charlton Heston’s cold dead hands yet?
For the next Jubilee Debate, DJT vs 20 bears
July 22, 2025 at 1:12 AM
For the next Jubilee Debate, DJT vs 20 bears
So the Administration starts off with, “Drain The Swamp”… pivots to “Let’s kidnap people and put them in an actual swamp”
July 6, 2025 at 5:19 PM
So the Administration starts off with, “Drain The Swamp”… pivots to “Let’s kidnap people and put them in an actual swamp”
The next Democratic platform best include Universal Healthcare
July 4, 2025 at 1:02 AM
The next Democratic platform best include Universal Healthcare
Non-controversial opinion: Damien Rice should do the next James Bond theme song
June 29, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Non-controversial opinion: Damien Rice should do the next James Bond theme song
What the world needs now is the next album from Weird Al to be called "Weird A.l. Yankovic".
June 28, 2025 at 4:53 AM
What the world needs now is the next album from Weird Al to be called "Weird A.l. Yankovic".
Did he bomb another country unprovoked in hopes of getting a Nobel Peace Prize or becoming the Pope?
June 22, 2025 at 6:40 PM
Did he bomb another country unprovoked in hopes of getting a Nobel Peace Prize or becoming the Pope?
…The baffled king composes covfefe
June 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
…The baffled king composes covfefe
47 should now officially be know as Flagpole Shitta
June 19, 2025 at 3:48 PM
47 should now officially be know as Flagpole Shitta
New flag poles at the WH. Gotta have somewhere to put all the upcoming false flags
June 19, 2025 at 12:33 AM
New flag poles at the WH. Gotta have somewhere to put all the upcoming false flags
Mandatory Corporate Training... "To navigate this site, please press the NEXT button to move to the next page"
June 17, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Mandatory Corporate Training... "To navigate this site, please press the NEXT button to move to the next page"
Every world leader should ask him how his parade went
June 16, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Every world leader should ask him how his parade went
To be fair, the planning for the parade is expected in two weeks
June 15, 2025 at 7:02 PM
To be fair, the planning for the parade is expected in two weeks
Went to a Tim Hortons this morning. Wanted to ask for asylum
June 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Went to a Tim Hortons this morning. Wanted to ask for asylum
We should probably specify for #NoKingsDay, that it also means No Emperors too
June 11, 2025 at 6:46 PM
We should probably specify for #NoKingsDay, that it also means No Emperors too
Immigrants are more American than Fascists
June 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Immigrants are more American than Fascists
Why do I see the word “ubiquitous” everywhere I go?
May 9, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Why do I see the word “ubiquitous” everywhere I go?
We already had Pope John Paul, time for Pope George Ringo
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
We already had Pope John Paul, time for Pope George Ringo
Can’t wait for the Nuremberg trials reboot
April 17, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Can’t wait for the Nuremberg trials reboot
Red Hot Chili Peppers should commit to a covers album where every song is about California
April 6, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Red Hot Chili Peppers should commit to a covers album where every song is about California
I thought Liberation Day was January 20, 2021
April 3, 2025 at 7:16 PM
I thought Liberation Day was January 20, 2021
A thumbs up emoji by a bunch of dudes on a chat starting a war… just as the Founders envisioned
March 25, 2025 at 1:11 AM
A thumbs up emoji by a bunch of dudes on a chat starting a war… just as the Founders envisioned