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allie @illuminallie.bsky.social · Jul 1
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Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!
Normal Gossip is back!!

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November 12, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Rest in piss bozo
November 4, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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A pitch: think “Honey I shrunk the kids” but instead it’s “Honey I shit my pants”
August 12, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Sup chat
August 12, 2025 at 5:01 AM
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don t forget these!
April 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
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Spotted: Pope Francis walking into heaven RIP 🐐
Viral AI image of Pope Francis wearing a puffy Balenciaga style coat.
April 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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it’s a serious question. someone who is good at the economy please help me. my family is dying.
illuminallie.bsky.social allie @illuminallie.bsky.social · Apr 9
So like, should I stop paying into my 401k rn?
April 9, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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So like, should I stop paying into my 401k rn?
April 9, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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farnerb0cken.bsky.social
my life would be nothing without goods and services
April 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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sorry but this is so funny
noturtlesoup17.bsky.social amanda moore 🐢 @noturtlesoup17.bsky.social · Apr 9
Everyone just be cool.
April 9, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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White lotus season finale? Not ass!!! but distinctly underwhelming!!!
April 7, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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no punctuation cause I’m pissed but 1923 finale was ass dont @ me that’s 2 shows that Dexter’s sister has been in that sucked at the end starting to think she’s cursed
April 7, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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No football today 😢
March 2, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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February 18, 2025 at 5:39 AM
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Want him so bad
February 18, 2025 at 5:15 AM
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February 10, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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The only thing I resent the Eagles for tonight is Jake Tapper’s joy.
February 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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The biggest winner tonight? That’s right: our loudest Italian-Americans
February 10, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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Can you imagine your ex girlfriend cripwalking during the Super Bowl halftime show to the most popular diss song about you? Ouch.
phillewis.bsky.social Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · Feb 10
Serena Williams!
February 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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The Bills would’ve won
February 10, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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This ain’t it it chiefs
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM
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My sources say the death penalty, for stinking at football, being considered for Patrick Mahomes. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
February 10, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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lol
February 10, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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COOPER DEJEAN TOUCHDOWN!!!
illuminallie.bsky.social allie @illuminallie.bsky.social · Feb 9
COOPER DEJEANNNN
February 10, 2025 at 12:45 AM