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Dig deep tunnels, keep vast stores of grain, don't seek hegemony, always be closing 💯💯💯
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This platform is where I post texts to my wife before she wakes up
Next move is substitute teaching while nursing bridge program I think. It's joever for me in science looks like
February 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
Next move is substitute teaching while nursing bridge program I think. It's joever for me in science looks like
Jean genet ramsey
February 12, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Jean genet ramsey
Malcolm-Leninist-Middleism
February 11, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Malcolm-Leninist-Middleism
The malcolm of our midcontents
February 10, 2026 at 8:22 PM
The malcolm of our midcontents
What if the soft animal of my body wants to drag itself over broken glass though? What then?
February 5, 2026 at 3:40 PM
What if the soft animal of my body wants to drag itself over broken glass though? What then?
Within local direct aid, fundraising this year is going pretty nasty. Multiple people need thousands of dollars. People are grateful for any help but we haven't fulfilled any to completion.
February 5, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Within local direct aid, fundraising this year is going pretty nasty. Multiple people need thousands of dollars. People are grateful for any help but we haven't fulfilled any to completion.
I'm posting seriously about opsec on a website indexed by feds
January 31, 2026 at 12:14 PM
I'm posting seriously about opsec on a website indexed by feds
You must read the works of the great scholar Mariame Kabliacci
January 25, 2026 at 3:04 PM
You must read the works of the great scholar Mariame Kabliacci
What is the deal with being woken up by a migraine? "Just wanted to make you aware you're in pain" just let me sleep through it at that point eh. I need to speak to management
January 22, 2026 at 1:38 PM
What is the deal with being woken up by a migraine? "Just wanted to make you aware you're in pain" just let me sleep through it at that point eh. I need to speak to management
Cats just ate. Hearing mysterious crunching noises from the kitchen anyway. It's probably crime but I do not have the energy this morning, they run this house
January 22, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Cats just ate. Hearing mysterious crunching noises from the kitchen anyway. It's probably crime but I do not have the energy this morning, they run this house
I am the Mr. Beast of transformative justice
January 15, 2026 at 2:02 AM
I am the Mr. Beast of transformative justice
Aragorn is the Joe mazzulla of the fellowship
January 14, 2026 at 8:32 PM
Aragorn is the Joe mazzulla of the fellowship
Anyone else's homies all fighting for no reason or
January 13, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Anyone else's homies all fighting for no reason or
Four cops of coffee a day and a paper planner = 25% of an adderall
January 12, 2026 at 6:57 PM
Four cops of coffee a day and a paper planner = 25% of an adderall
Coming in pluribused and severanced to work. Just kidding I've never seen those shows don't have a job and tomorrow is saturday
January 10, 2026 at 3:12 AM
Coming in pluribused and severanced to work. Just kidding I've never seen those shows don't have a job and tomorrow is saturday
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ig they dont need to be responsible before printing the kids grandfather, who does not even know his grandsons age, saying the kid has no one and he’ll come get him
ig they dont need to be responsible before describing the distraught woman who refers to renee on video as her wife as renee’s partner
ig they dont need to be responsible before describing the distraught woman who refers to renee on video as her wife as renee’s partner
January 8, 2026 at 9:26 PM
ig they dont need to be responsible before printing the kids grandfather, who does not even know his grandsons age, saying the kid has no one and he’ll come get him
ig they dont need to be responsible before describing the distraught woman who refers to renee on video as her wife as renee’s partner
ig they dont need to be responsible before describing the distraught woman who refers to renee on video as her wife as renee’s partner
Yeah we need to
January 7, 2026 at 11:57 PM
Yeah we need to
You train ice more you get the idf tbh
January 7, 2026 at 8:17 PM
You train ice more you get the idf tbh
I've been forced off this website (dog wanted to go for a walk)
January 6, 2026 at 9:19 PM
I've been forced off this website (dog wanted to go for a walk)
Just a lurker but Sky posted a paternalistic and condescending response to someone living in the global south who didn't care for their framing of the role of oil quality in the Maduro kidnapping. Annoying that this part of the story is getting buried as the professional commentariat closes ranks
January 5, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Just a lurker but Sky posted a paternalistic and condescending response to someone living in the global south who didn't care for their framing of the role of oil quality in the Maduro kidnapping. Annoying that this part of the story is getting buried as the professional commentariat closes ranks
The word "husband" was always weird to me bc "animal husbandry" so no matter how testosteroned I get I am committed to being a guy wife. No husbands 2k26. Except it's kinda cute when gay guys are husbands. Like collies trying to herd each other
January 4, 2026 at 3:01 PM
The word "husband" was always weird to me bc "animal husbandry" so no matter how testosteroned I get I am committed to being a guy wife. No husbands 2k26. Except it's kinda cute when gay guys are husbands. Like collies trying to herd each other
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USian that enlisted to pay for their Prompt Engineering master’s: “it’s like the Venezuelans had some kind of mental connection with the forest spirit”
15yo Venezuelan that’s read every dragonball manga via libgen: “zyn packets aren’t biodegradable so was easy to hunt blandos like dogs”
15yo Venezuelan that’s read every dragonball manga via libgen: “zyn packets aren’t biodegradable so was easy to hunt blandos like dogs”
December 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
USian that enlisted to pay for their Prompt Engineering master’s: “it’s like the Venezuelans had some kind of mental connection with the forest spirit”
15yo Venezuelan that’s read every dragonball manga via libgen: “zyn packets aren’t biodegradable so was easy to hunt blandos like dogs”
15yo Venezuelan that’s read every dragonball manga via libgen: “zyn packets aren’t biodegradable so was easy to hunt blandos like dogs”
Watching the briefing on the Spanish channel and the live translator sounds completely bewildered at times
January 3, 2026 at 4:55 PM
Watching the briefing on the Spanish channel and the live translator sounds completely bewildered at times