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I'm a friendly alien looking for someone special to share long walks under your inferior moon. I’m a bit awkward with human customs, but I’m eager to learn—and maybe subtly influence global politics for, uh, personal reasons.
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Letters went out to federal workers this morning stating they were fired due to poor performance. However, all employees had been rated as “exceptional” performers by their supervisors. Please keep these records and pursue wrongful termination claims. Let the lawsuits begin.
February 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Call it what it is: Make Facebook Great Again! I call it political pandering. Anyway, thank you @bluesky for giving us another option.
‘Major reversal’: Reporter lays out new policy changes for Meta | CNN Business
Mark Zuckerberg announced that Meta will adjust its content moderation policies on Facebook and Instagram, getting rid of fact checkers and replacing them with user-generated “community notes.” CNN’s ...
www.cnn.com
January 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Jon Stewart: “Ultimately the certification ceremony went off without a hitch… it’s amazing how smoothly our democracy works when you don't act like a little bitch if you lose.” 🇺🇸
January 7, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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This is all going to end very very badly. Just a question of when and how bad.
December 19, 2024 at 12:28 AM
Drones are the new Bigfoot.
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December 17, 2024 at 7:45 AM
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Shoutout to South Korea. Their guy tried to pull a Trump and he got shut down and impeached within 24 hours.

Gangsta democracy.
December 4, 2024 at 1:52 PM
@aoc.bsky.social CONGRATULATIONS on becoming the 1st user to hit 1 million followers on Bluesky! 🎊 🎉

#aoc
#AlexandriaOcasio-Cortez
December 3, 2024 at 7:19 PM
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BREAKING: President Joe Biden has signed a pardon for his son Hunter.
President Biden Says He Signed a Pardon for His Son, Hunter
President Joe Biden said Sunday he’s signed a pardon for his son, Hunter Biden.
www.bloomberg.com
December 2, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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All I want for Christmas is for Twitter to keep bleeding away millions of users every day to Bluesky until Twitter is nothing more than a bigger, emptier, Truth Social shithole.

Manifest THAT. 🙏🎁
November 25, 2024 at 5:07 AM
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Others have noted it but I will too: The big reason Bluesky is so hot right now is that the people who add value to social media - the frequent posters in specific fields - are here now, talking to each other and creating the "spectator value" that draws users and attention.
Twitter’s heir apparent isn’t X or Threads — it’s Bluesky
The blue bird is dead. Long live the blue sky.
www.theverge.com
November 23, 2024 at 6:30 PM
With all of the Fox News picks for Donald's cabinet, aone has to wonder who's going to be left to run the right-wing propaganda station?
November 23, 2024 at 4:09 AM
Glad to be a part of this revolution! Now Take me to your leader. 🇺🇸
November 15, 2024 at 5:43 AM