Alex
@ilatkeyou.dftba.social
the light-soaked days are coming
✨ Chicago ✨ converting to Judaism ✨OG Nerdfighter ✨I play a lot of video games ✨🇵🇸
✨ Chicago ✨ converting to Judaism ✨OG Nerdfighter ✨I play a lot of video games ✨🇵🇸
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Alex
@ilatkeyou.dftba.social
· Jan 24
Calling all chronically ill/disabled members of Nerdfighteria! bsky.app/profile/did:...
It happened again with a different coworker I’m thrilled
a coworker used they pronouns for me in an email and I could scream I’m so happy (it was most likely unintentional or an accident but I am taking the win)
January 7, 2026 at 10:03 PM
It happened again with a different coworker I’m thrilled
a coworker used they pronouns for me in an email and I could scream I’m so happy (it was most likely unintentional or an accident but I am taking the win)
January 7, 2026 at 4:33 PM
a coworker used they pronouns for me in an email and I could scream I’m so happy (it was most likely unintentional or an accident but I am taking the win)
I’m going to this HR party with someone I met at a party and we bonded over our teenage Wolfstar days I’m truly living a life that would make my 16 year old self so happy. Thanks, Canada.
January 7, 2026 at 1:30 PM
I’m going to this HR party with someone I met at a party and we bonded over our teenage Wolfstar days I’m truly living a life that would make my 16 year old self so happy. Thanks, Canada.
Deeply unwell over here (taken before I did the gem borders)
January 7, 2026 at 1:26 PM
Deeply unwell over here (taken before I did the gem borders)
I bought a ticket to a heated rivalry warehouse party that starts after my weekend bedtime. Who has this show turned me into
January 7, 2026 at 2:00 AM
I bought a ticket to a heated rivalry warehouse party that starts after my weekend bedtime. Who has this show turned me into
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Walz: "If they have emails showing that I have committed fraud, you should get those! Why aren't they putting them out there? Why aren't they turning them over to prosecutors? Right now they're hiding behind a veil of innuendo. They're protecting the biggest fraudster in the White House."
January 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
Walz: "If they have emails showing that I have committed fraud, you should get those! Why aren't they putting them out there? Why aren't they turning them over to prosecutors? Right now they're hiding behind a veil of innuendo. They're protecting the biggest fraudster in the White House."
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Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th
January 6, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Thank you Eugene Goodman for saving Democracy during the Capitol insurrection #January6th
Do y’all not mentally rank your coworkers based on how much you like them?
January 6, 2026 at 8:17 PM
Do y’all not mentally rank your coworkers based on how much you like them?
I am 20 minutes into the naming of the year MBMBAM episode and I have to stop because I keep almost losing it at my desk
January 6, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I am 20 minutes into the naming of the year MBMBAM episode and I have to stop because I keep almost losing it at my desk
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I don't love that the future of this country hinges on a large enough majority of the population both realizing and recognizing that these chucklefucks get riled up over the dumbest stuff they've read online somewhere... but that does seem to be where we're at.
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
December 31, 2025 at 7:51 PM
I don't love that the future of this country hinges on a large enough majority of the population both realizing and recognizing that these chucklefucks get riled up over the dumbest stuff they've read online somewhere... but that does seem to be where we're at.
baby’s first breast lump panic?? (they’re trying to get me in asap otherwise I’d have to wait until MAY)
December 31, 2025 at 8:02 PM
baby’s first breast lump panic?? (they’re trying to get me in asap otherwise I’d have to wait until MAY)
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THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
these fucking people. they pass laws to make sure every person with a screw loose who wants an Armalite can show up to the day care armed & ready to kill, then complain that the day cares are locked to protect the children inside
CNN: “Surely you don’t think a daycare should be unlocked.”
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
SHIRLEY: “There should be a reception area.”
CNN: “No, every day care is locked.”
SHIRLEY: “Fair point.” 🤔
He shows up to a day care with masked men and wonders why they don’t let him in.
December 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
THE DAY CARES ARE LOCKED BECAUSE YOU MADE A GENERATION-LONG EFFORT TO MAKE IT AS EASY AS POSSIBLE TO KILL THE CHILDREN INSIDE THEM YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKING GHOULS
I love having friends who are also weird little freaks.
December 30, 2025 at 6:47 PM
I love having friends who are also weird little freaks.
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A pedophile wants to recreate the hunger games. Hide your fucking children.
December 19, 2025 at 12:58 PM
A pedophile wants to recreate the hunger games. Hide your fucking children.
I’m getting a little too into Heated Rivalry
December 17, 2025 at 1:13 PM
I’m getting a little too into Heated Rivalry
What phones are we using in lieu of the iPhone? I have the 13 but it’s already starting to rapidly decline.
December 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
What phones are we using in lieu of the iPhone? I have the 13 but it’s already starting to rapidly decline.
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And what a year it has been
Merry Gazoonkamas to all who Gazoonka
Merry Gazoonkamas to all who Gazoonka
The gazoonga incident has received a full exploration at this slideshow by @tori.dftba.social. It is a major work of art.
docs.google.com/presentation...
docs.google.com/presentation...
The Gazoonka Incident
The Gazoonka Incident 1 A Beautifully Remarkable Thing December 9, 2024 By Tori @tori.dftba.social
docs.google.com
December 9, 2025 at 1:50 PM
And what a year it has been
Merry Gazoonkamas to all who Gazoonka
Merry Gazoonkamas to all who Gazoonka
my ancient Spotify account reminding me that my #2 les mis ship was possibly the craziest crack ship (enjolras x eponine) (I was 16 don’t yell at me)
December 9, 2025 at 2:23 PM
my ancient Spotify account reminding me that my #2 les mis ship was possibly the craziest crack ship (enjolras x eponine) (I was 16 don’t yell at me)
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after watching sen. kelly’s press conference what i most admire is how much of it was just like, get a load of this guy, hegseth. you see this dumbass? one of the dumbest guys you’ll ever meet. prize dunce.
December 2, 2025 at 5:16 AM
after watching sen. kelly’s press conference what i most admire is how much of it was just like, get a load of this guy, hegseth. you see this dumbass? one of the dumbest guys you’ll ever meet. prize dunce.
are you fucking kidding
November 21, 2025 at 6:00 PM
are you fucking kidding
why are white women in Utah so convinced that Roma people are trying to kidnap their kids or dose them with fentanyl in a Target parking lot in broad daylight
November 18, 2025 at 2:29 PM
why are white women in Utah so convinced that Roma people are trying to kidnap their kids or dose them with fentanyl in a Target parking lot in broad daylight
I should not have gotten my Covid and flu shots at the same time yesterday
November 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I should not have gotten my Covid and flu shots at the same time yesterday
I’m hitting my stride. I got a Juicy tracksuit from Marshall’s. Leopard print is all over my wardrobe. I am the state of New Jersey.
November 16, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I’m hitting my stride. I got a Juicy tracksuit from Marshall’s. Leopard print is all over my wardrobe. I am the state of New Jersey.