Actually feminists fought for my rights to be a shit mom
July 11, 2024 at 12:12 PM
Actually feminists fought for my rights to be a shit mom
in my “main character era” again: floating around nyc in uncomfortable shoes blasting vibe music in my headphones while wasting absolutely irresponsible amounts of emotional energy on a man
July 9, 2024 at 3:22 AM
in my “main character era” again: floating around nyc in uncomfortable shoes blasting vibe music in my headphones while wasting absolutely irresponsible amounts of emotional energy on a man
Seriously everything is too fucked up for me to be a vegetarian too
July 1, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Seriously everything is too fucked up for me to be a vegetarian too
Fuck it i guess i eat bacon now
July 1, 2024 at 11:51 PM
Fuck it i guess i eat bacon now
Brb texting all my friends to tell them my therapist says im not crazy
July 1, 2024 at 8:12 PM
Brb texting all my friends to tell them my therapist says im not crazy
hydrating a lot bc im about to cry a bunch in therapy
July 1, 2024 at 6:45 PM
hydrating a lot bc im about to cry a bunch in therapy
Go straight to Fiona Apple, do not pass Amy Winehouse, do not collect $200
June 12, 2024 at 7:21 PM
Go straight to Fiona Apple, do not pass Amy Winehouse, do not collect $200
I have to be my therapist’s favorite for the gossip factor
May 9, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I have to be my therapist’s favorite for the gossip factor
The most Millennial sentences start with “my husband and my boyfriend”
April 8, 2024 at 4:27 PM
The most Millennial sentences start with “my husband and my boyfriend”
unilaterally planning a meeting
March 28, 2024 at 7:37 PM
unilaterally planning a meeting
I have never been more
-unhinged
-certain of myself
🚩
-unhinged
-certain of myself
🚩
February 20, 2024 at 9:36 PM
I have never been more
-unhinged
-certain of myself
🚩
-unhinged
-certain of myself
🚩
I take back everything i said about zooming
February 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I take back everything i said about zooming
I believe firmly that zoom meetings are movement killers
February 18, 2024 at 3:48 PM
I believe firmly that zoom meetings are movement killers
How is anything real
February 8, 2024 at 6:49 PM
How is anything real
EVERYTHING IS BAD AND I AM
SO FULFILLED
SO FULFILLED
February 6, 2024 at 7:44 PM
EVERYTHING IS BAD AND I AM
SO FULFILLED
SO FULFILLED
and we take what we can get
February 6, 2024 at 3:24 PM
and we take what we can get
I love sending unhinged emails
January 27, 2024 at 12:42 AM
I love sending unhinged emails
when men carry books in their outer pocket 😍
January 8, 2024 at 11:25 AM
when men carry books in their outer pocket 😍
This man rly got on a train to a whole other city for me
January 6, 2024 at 9:05 AM
This man rly got on a train to a whole other city for me
2024 is going ok so far but i had to explain who eve barlow is to my boyfriend and that was pretty terrible!
January 2, 2024 at 5:49 AM
2024 is going ok so far but i had to explain who eve barlow is to my boyfriend and that was pretty terrible!
In 2024:
Less group texts
More group sex
Shana tova
Less group texts
More group sex
Shana tova
December 31, 2023 at 6:54 PM
In 2024:
Less group texts
More group sex
Shana tova
Less group texts
More group sex
Shana tova
babe get in we’re freeing palestine
December 29, 2023 at 11:15 PM
babe get in we’re freeing palestine
going to start bullying my zionist cousins who wont stop posting hasbara in the family whatsapp by posting pics of me in a keffiyeh jfc
December 29, 2023 at 7:49 AM
going to start bullying my zionist cousins who wont stop posting hasbara in the family whatsapp by posting pics of me in a keffiyeh jfc
The most Jewish thing I have ever done was marching across 5th Avenue in front of St Patrick’s Cathedral and Sak’s carrying a Palestinian Virgin Mary on a litter chanting “long live the intifada” on Christmas Eve
December 25, 2023 at 5:22 PM
The most Jewish thing I have ever done was marching across 5th Avenue in front of St Patrick’s Cathedral and Sak’s carrying a Palestinian Virgin Mary on a litter chanting “long live the intifada” on Christmas Eve