when you accidentally become the most important person at your job

People who can't escape their HP Elitebooks even on planes are the backbone of corporate America.

Idea: A Massachusetts-based business rolls out a new joint supplement for dogs. "New England Clam Powdah."

My four-year-old: How... do you... make... butter?
Elena: Okay. First, you take milk--
Four: --and then you give it to cows and they make it?!?

have to jump on the bandwagon before posting dog and cat pics isn't cool anymore

A terrible piece of office etiquette: sitting in someone's chair (to talk to their deskmate/office mate, etc.), changing the armrests/recline/lumbar/whatever, and then not moving it back to how they had it.

Everyone is moving to Bluesky! Also, my wife fell asleep at 8:35.