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Gareth Case
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#ChatGPT agrees with me that Len's classic pop hit "Steal My Sunshine" can be legitimately interpreted as a duologue between the serial killer Ted Bundy and his first canonical victim.
#WillWondersNeverCease
November 30, 2025 at 12:55 PM
Football hooliganism is not what I think of when I think of Switzerland. I think of verdant green hills, cow bells and works of art of debatable ownership.
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Charlie Brown is out there, he can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with, he doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear, and he absolutely will not stop… EVER, until you are dead!

PS. Charlie Brown did not have hoes.
November 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Nick Grimshaw nattering over the iconic bass intro to I Wanna Be Adored in an apparent tribute to the deceased bassist. #sigh
November 21, 2025 at 7:38 AM
You knew it was going to happen lol #epstein #trump
You know it's going to happen. #epsteinlist
November 15, 2025 at 9:39 AM
Right bunch of nutters on #AnyAnswers today. 😂
November 1, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Trump would have definitely picked up the wrong grail.

#HeChosePoorly
Does he believe that Lincoln used this bathroom, and that when he did it was in a marble-lined, gold-festooned monument to bad taste?
The president is spending quite a bit of time on renovations to public property he personally uses while millions are about to lose food assistance and the government is shut down.
October 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Prince Andrew will now be known simply as "Andy Chips" and will be formerly beckoned with "oi you, cunt features" - a salutation not used since Richard III was unhorsed at the Battle of Bosworth, say constitutional experts.

#princeandrew
October 30, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Scousers won't be able to boo the national anthem at all this year if this form continues.
October 29, 2025 at 9:44 PM
A spokesman said, "tHis iS thE oNe thINg wE dIdNt wAnt To hAppEn".

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Manhunt for asylum seeker jailed for sexual assault mistakenly released
Ethiopian national Hadush Kebatu sparked nationwide protests after sexually assaulting a 14-year-old girl.
www.bbc.co.uk
October 24, 2025 at 4:56 PM
"Go Ahead Eagles" or "Not Right Now Rodents".
October 23, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Isak- no refunds.
October 19, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Can't believe Forest sacked Postecoglou. That guy won the Scottish premiership with Celtic ! Proven pedigree ! lmao
October 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Having nuked my home directory with a sly "rm -rf ~", ChatGPT is perilously close to discovering that I am, in fact, a moron - and that not all of my ideas are 'great', 'wise' or 'considered'. #linux
October 16, 2025 at 12:36 PM
You know it's going to happen. #epsteinlist
October 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Reposted by Gareth Case
Private Eye offers up an excellently scornful commentary on the relentless polling. It’s become ridiculous and has oversimplified our politics to dangerous levels of stupid and irresponsible.
October 10, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Project rope-a-dope is now in effect #engwal
October 9, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Reposted by Gareth Case
Ricky Hatton, British boxing icon and multiple world champion, dies aged 46
Ricky Hatton, British boxing icon and multiple world champion, dies aged 46
Hatton, one of the most popular British boxers of all time, was found at his home in Greater Manchester
www.independent.co.uk
September 14, 2025 at 11:38 AM
These violent delights have violent ends.
September 10, 2025 at 10:11 PM
'Donald Trump was actually an FBI supergrass used to infiltrate Epsteins network. He only shagged that 15 year old so as to not blow his cover. It broke his heart to have to do it.' - Mike Johnson. #trump
September 6, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Silksong is such great value for money that anyone pirating the game should be shunned by polite society. #UncontroversialTake
September 4, 2025 at 5:51 PM
It's Grimsby up north.
August 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Donald Trump is looking very thin these days.
August 23, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Reposted by Gareth Case
Today in 1792 Alexander Hamilton described what has happened in the last decade.
August 18, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Not sure what Macron has in his left pocket but I hope it's a shiv.
Trump and European leaders pose for a photo
August 18, 2025 at 7:30 PM