Jordan ✨
@ijordan.bsky.social
I'm a cow, a gossip and a slapper ♌🏳️🌈
📍 London
📍 London
Haaaaate that stage of a crush when it becomes a head fuck and not just a bit of harmless joy
January 28, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Haaaaate that stage of a crush when it becomes a head fuck and not just a bit of harmless joy
Totally forgot how sexy a scent Uomo by Roberto Cavalli is, definitely going back into my rotation.
January 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Totally forgot how sexy a scent Uomo by Roberto Cavalli is, definitely going back into my rotation.
Trying and DESPERATELY failing to move on from my current crush 😮💨
January 16, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Trying and DESPERATELY failing to move on from my current crush 😮💨
Seriously struggling to get back into the working routine, my sleep pattern is FUCKED
January 8, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Seriously struggling to get back into the working routine, my sleep pattern is FUCKED
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It’s so weird how I’ll have like 5 or so people at the same time, suddenly interested in wanting to date every few months and then within a couple weeks they’re all gone again lmfao I’m tired
December 30, 2024 at 9:19 PM
It’s so weird how I’ll have like 5 or so people at the same time, suddenly interested in wanting to date every few months and then within a couple weeks they’re all gone again lmfao I’m tired
Coming down with this fucking cold everyone has had and I am MISERABLE about it
December 29, 2024 at 1:47 PM
Coming down with this fucking cold everyone has had and I am MISERABLE about it
Honestly a regular FWB would fix all my problems
December 27, 2024 at 10:15 PM
Honestly a regular FWB would fix all my problems
Spent a number of hours speaking to someone on Grindr, both shared albums and then sent my number and he blocked me? Not saying I'm sad but I am fully wounded loool
December 27, 2024 at 4:43 AM
Spent a number of hours speaking to someone on Grindr, both shared albums and then sent my number and he blocked me? Not saying I'm sad but I am fully wounded loool
Fuck me I am so full
December 25, 2024 at 4:55 PM
Fuck me I am so full
Sister Act 2 is the best sequel of all time
December 22, 2024 at 10:00 PM
Sister Act 2 is the best sequel of all time
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she absolutely DEVOURED this though
Happier Than Ever
Kelly Clarkson · Kellyoke · Song · 2022
open.spotify.com
December 21, 2024 at 7:49 PM
she absolutely DEVOURED this though
Good god I am feeling feral lately 🥵
December 22, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Good god I am feeling feral lately 🥵
Christmas shopping at Battersea the Saturday before Christmas on a nuclear level hangover is absolutely NOT the one
December 22, 2024 at 1:31 PM
Christmas shopping at Battersea the Saturday before Christmas on a nuclear level hangover is absolutely NOT the one
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No this is the best Christmas ever
Beyoncé performing Christmas Day
New Beyoncé song this week (possibly)
New Jade song Friday (possibly)
I really won!
Beyoncé performing Christmas Day
New Beyoncé song this week (possibly)
New Jade song Friday (possibly)
I really won!
December 17, 2024 at 10:33 PM
No this is the best Christmas ever
Beyoncé performing Christmas Day
New Beyoncé song this week (possibly)
New Jade song Friday (possibly)
I really won!
Beyoncé performing Christmas Day
New Beyoncé song this week (possibly)
New Jade song Friday (possibly)
I really won!
I am desperately craving attention and affection pls provide it to me x
December 17, 2024 at 9:28 PM
I am desperately craving attention and affection pls provide it to me x
Feeling quite feral lately 🫠
December 17, 2024 at 7:55 PM
Feeling quite feral lately 🫠
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Will there ever be a day when I can go outside in any sort of weather and not get a sweaty back?
December 16, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Will there ever be a day when I can go outside in any sort of weather and not get a sweaty back?
Starting to find the North Face puffer jacket a bit icky I can't lie
December 15, 2024 at 6:10 PM
Starting to find the North Face puffer jacket a bit icky I can't lie
It has been SO LONG since I made out with a cute boy 😤
(It's been 1 week)
(It's been 1 week)
December 15, 2024 at 4:38 PM
It has been SO LONG since I made out with a cute boy 😤
(It's been 1 week)
(It's been 1 week)
I really need to make an effort to see more of London in the new year, gonna start using my non-working day better
December 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
I really need to make an effort to see more of London in the new year, gonna start using my non-working day better
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One more full week of work and then maybe I can start to deal with the fact that I'm so deeply burnt out lol 🙃
December 15, 2024 at 1:26 PM
One more full week of work and then maybe I can start to deal with the fact that I'm so deeply burnt out lol 🙃
Four more working days left this year, I cannot WAIT to be on leave
December 15, 2024 at 1:30 PM
Four more working days left this year, I cannot WAIT to be on leave
I scrub up alright when I want to 💫
December 14, 2024 at 3:27 PM
I scrub up alright when I want to 💫