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Walter Allen
@iheartmytruck.bsky.social
49, Lithuanian 🇱🇹
Used to work at Seers
Father of 9.
Pinned
Beethoven, a blind, deaf, paraplegic, and legless man could NOT of written the batman theme song. What type of WOKERY is this, never have I heard such a stupid proposition!
January 28, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Hawksune Miktuah be like:

Im thinking tuah tuah hawk tuah!
January 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Yo yo yo! Tonight on my live we will be streaming my official collab with Builderman! We will be discussing his support for Trump and his heroin addiction! Dont miss out on this historic live!
January 18, 2025 at 7:09 PM
对我来说,毛泽东就像中国的唐纳德·特朗普。他是人民的英雄,拯救了数百万人的生命。醒来的人永远不会阻止我们,世界永远不会醒来。感谢上帝为这个星球提供了两位伟人!
January 16, 2025 at 3:35 PM
I need to admit something,

In 1997, I met a man by the name of Yung Frank. Within 10 minutes of meeting him I allowed him to slide his huge, maybe 12 or so inch penis in-between my ass cheeks. My wife has never been able to replicate this for me, and my life hasnt been the same since it happened.
January 16, 2025 at 3:27 PM
When it comes to hobbies, I'd like to think I have good ones.

One of my favorite things to do is open baseball cards and draw huge hyper realistic penises on all of the players before resealing them and selling them to children
January 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Greenland is NOT what America needs.

Think about what could happen if we purchased Greenland,

Exactly, more land for homosexual stripper clubs.

This will ruin the housing market in my neighborhood when all of my neighbors move to Greenland.
January 8, 2025 at 1:39 AM
January 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
I used to have it all, now is not.
Thank you to this video for saving my life.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiIA...
You’ll never want to watch P*RN again after hearing my story…
YouTube video by Jak Piggott
www.youtube.com
January 3, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Things we ARE bringing into 2025 here in Lithuania!

- Mario 64 Goatse
- Cheeseburgers
- The goat 😆
- my son's crippling gay porn addiction
January 1, 2025 at 5:56 AM
December 31, 2024 at 6:11 PM
Terrible day.

I was watching Super Mario mario and luigi yaoi and my penis got insanely erect.

So erect in fact I got it stuck in my asshole.

How do I get less erect?
December 31, 2024 at 5:11 PM
Its days like this one has to wonder,

Is America really better off with a Man as president?
Think of all the bad things men have done in the past, all the terrible things they continue to do.

That is why I offer a solution.

SAMSUNG 55” Class LS03D The Frame QLED HDR QN55LS03DAFXZA 2024:
December 29, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Im filming a christmas themed gay porno this weekend,
who wants to be my Rudolf and light up my dark tight tunnel?
🤭
December 18, 2024 at 1:27 AM
Recently discovered the untapped potential of Skibidi Toilet porn, i've been wanking the willy all day ever since.
December 10, 2024 at 4:16 AM
December 7, 2024 at 10:57 PM
This new Grammy Nominated Rapper and Winner Kendrick Lamar Duckworth album really has me and squad bumpin! 😛
December 6, 2024 at 8:08 PM
I remember masturbating to Spongebob in 3rd grade and cumming into my rival Jeremy's locker

Good times
November 26, 2024 at 3:14 AM
Recently, I have taken up an interest in Children's Baseball.

This has led to a big rift between me and my wife as apparently forcing my autistic and physically disabled son to play baseball under the name "Arm Runner Andy" is a problem
November 22, 2024 at 3:50 AM
As of today I have divorced my bitch wife. Even if my penis still skyrockets into sky like the twin towers once did, likewise it must fall.
November 19, 2024 at 9:32 PM
That stupid bitch I call my wife (45 year old latina with huge undeniable thighs) just called the cops on me!!

Apparently showing our son what masturbation was via live demonstration is illegal in Lithuania
November 16, 2024 at 9:56 PM
Sometimes I daydream about Dream's big bbc 🤭
(I know he's not black I just dont know another way to say it)
November 16, 2024 at 2:07 AM