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THEY SAY MY
HUNGERS A
PROBLEM. . .
THEY TOLD M
E TO CURB MY
APPETITE .



> sfw/mature themes | RP/PARODY | MINORmun: syzoth
Pinned
I AM LUCAS'
SMILING REVENGE.
you're telling me my designated bag for my crowbar is too tacky? seriously?
July 7, 2025 at 5:54 PM
raw slices of onion between two untoasted slices of bread. try my recipe.
July 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
huh... smart. ya should've went to college instead of doing vigilantism yknow that?
Extra nicotine, no?
why's that? should I expect more flavour? *chuckle
July 6, 2025 at 3:41 AM
why's that? should I expect more flavour? *chuckle
Go on, put that cigarette in your coffee...
July 6, 2025 at 2:58 AM
July 6, 2025 at 1:43 AM
holy mother mary mother of christ
Who needs a crockpot when I’m here cooking here.

“Who wants a snack, I made..this.”
July 6, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Stupid kid's name matches his personality. This is why I prefer working alone. * grumble grumble
July 5, 2025 at 6:37 PM
*scoff. The only clap I'll recognise is the one my palm would make landing on your cheek
HELLO??? Like you weren't the one who recognized me from That alone??
Okay Mr Cheeks * 🙄🙄. Don't come to my safehouse when your claps alert the riddler
July 5, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Okay Mr Cheeks * 🙄🙄. Don't come to my safehouse when your claps alert the riddler
Here comes Homotron 5000.
I have a feeling I know who this is about.
July 5, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I have a feeling I know who this is about.
I wasn't aware that Pride Month is extended...?
July 5, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I AM LUCAS'
SMILING REVENGE.
July 5, 2025 at 5:42 PM
reconstructing this account to a midnighter one,,, do not mind me
July 5, 2025 at 4:15 PM

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