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@igna.bsky.social
court appointed hype man, wretched fool that eats the scraps, tap water enthusiast. someones gotta monitor the situation
we've assembled all the dragonballs... we're summoning SHENRON folks, shenrons coming... it's going to be the greatest... wish for america. and frieza, freaky frieza i call him, we're putting tariffs on him, the whole planet trade organisation...
November 22, 2025 at 10:41 PM
we've assembled all the dragonballs... we're summoning SHENRON folks, shenrons coming... it's going to be the greatest... wish for america. and frieza, freaky frieza i call him, we're putting tariffs on him, the whole planet trade organisation...
they're putting rocks in all kinds of places these days
November 16, 2025 at 9:59 PM
they're putting rocks in all kinds of places these days
isn't she scary - stevie horror
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
isn't she scary - stevie horror
posting reviews to letterboxd is a very male-coded activity that i am guilty of letterboxd.com/goblinmaestro/
November 9, 2025 at 8:13 PM
posting reviews to letterboxd is a very male-coded activity that i am guilty of letterboxd.com/goblinmaestro/
i was driving alongside the white bronco during the car chase screaming "juice, this isn't you"
November 9, 2025 at 4:13 PM
i was driving alongside the white bronco during the car chase screaming "juice, this isn't you"
life is a driveway, i'm gonna park it all night long
November 8, 2025 at 11:20 PM
life is a driveway, i'm gonna park it all night long
a friend keeps pinning out of context things i say in an effort to make me look like a complete maniac, which i am
November 8, 2025 at 11:11 PM
a friend keeps pinning out of context things i say in an effort to make me look like a complete maniac, which i am
switching up on my ubereats driver
November 7, 2025 at 10:57 PM
switching up on my ubereats driver
ubereats to my secret labyrinth
November 7, 2025 at 3:02 AM
ubereats to my secret labyrinth
how did you penetrate my
double-strength protective circle...
double-strength protective circle...
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
how did you penetrate my
double-strength protective circle...
double-strength protective circle...
for real, i will always find a way with or without my Etsy witch
November 1, 2025 at 2:24 AM
for real, i will always find a way with or without my Etsy witch
most scientific institutions fold the moment you bring up escaped mutants
October 22, 2025 at 12:09 AM
most scientific institutions fold the moment you bring up escaped mutants
inside every white boy is a shaggy impression, yearning for release
October 19, 2025 at 5:01 PM
inside every white boy is a shaggy impression, yearning for release
sometimes i think about jobu tupaki's entrance in everything, everywhere all at once and it all seems okay
October 18, 2025 at 9:00 PM
sometimes i think about jobu tupaki's entrance in everything, everywhere all at once and it all seems okay
paranoid conspiracy theorist 80s new wave group called the stalking feds
October 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
paranoid conspiracy theorist 80s new wave group called the stalking feds
hades 2 is undeniably incredible, but i found myself enjoying it less than the first one. i guess i didn't really vibe with the 'cast/hold to power up attacks systems.' hades 1 was at its best when i could focus on ducking & weaving between mobs while lining up flank/back attacks
October 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
hades 2 is undeniably incredible, but i found myself enjoying it less than the first one. i guess i didn't really vibe with the 'cast/hold to power up attacks systems.' hades 1 was at its best when i could focus on ducking & weaving between mobs while lining up flank/back attacks
they always ask me why i do it. it's because i have a jubilant soul, and Mental Disorders
October 6, 2025 at 7:58 PM
they always ask me why i do it. it's because i have a jubilant soul, and Mental Disorders
Indiana Jones and the 24 Karat Gold Labubu
October 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Indiana Jones and the 24 Karat Gold Labubu
to thine own self be so fr
October 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
to thine own self be so fr
caveman youtube essay be like: todays video was brought to you by Club
October 1, 2025 at 9:23 PM
caveman youtube essay be like: todays video was brought to you by Club
tony blair caught one whiff of incest and middle eastern conflict & rose from his slumber like a fucking vampire
September 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
tony blair caught one whiff of incest and middle eastern conflict & rose from his slumber like a fucking vampire
i've assembled a selection of luxurious meats, and will now apply heat to them, for your pleasure
September 30, 2025 at 2:46 PM
i've assembled a selection of luxurious meats, and will now apply heat to them, for your pleasure
clover pit is doing very wonderful things to my neurochemistry
September 27, 2025 at 12:43 AM
clover pit is doing very wonderful things to my neurochemistry
it's difficult to describe the sheer excitement around halo 3's release. i don't think any game launch has ever come close to the frenzy halo 3 drove people into
September 25, 2025 at 5:31 PM
it's difficult to describe the sheer excitement around halo 3's release. i don't think any game launch has ever come close to the frenzy halo 3 drove people into
they're announcing the demake for bloodborne today. it's going to be on the PS2 now
September 24, 2025 at 8:24 PM
they're announcing the demake for bloodborne today. it's going to be on the PS2 now