Ian Gerstel
@igerstel.bsky.social
Programmer, joke-teller, introvert leave me alone
I only let men rub my back because I’m a massagenist. Thanks I’m here all week.
September 5, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I only let men rub my back because I’m a massagenist. Thanks I’m here all week.
If your traveling group rents out all the cheap lodging in a building, is that a hostel takeover? Thanks I’m here all week.
September 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If your traveling group rents out all the cheap lodging in a building, is that a hostel takeover? Thanks I’m here all week.
Summer zoomin’, happened so fast. #zoomies #dogvideo #dogzoomies #heelermix #chowmix #dogplaying #goodgirl #adoptdontshop
August 11, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Summer zoomin’, happened so fast. #zoomies #dogvideo #dogzoomies #heelermix #chowmix #dogplaying #goodgirl #adoptdontshop
Full set on youtube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeJ...). A small rant from my "tight 5" on how my parents are cooler than me and I don't like high heels. And also explaining tech jobs. #standupcomedy #tightfive #rantcomedy #techjargon #softwareengineer #webdeveloper #fullstackdeveloper
August 6, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Full set on youtube (www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHeJ...). A small rant from my "tight 5" on how my parents are cooler than me and I don't like high heels. And also explaining tech jobs. #standupcomedy #tightfive #rantcomedy #techjargon #softwareengineer #webdeveloper #fullstackdeveloper
I haven’t been keeping track of funny thoughts so here’s Pepper.
July 13, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I haven’t been keeping track of funny thoughts so here’s Pepper.
The grocery store playlist has Evanescence going and 1) Nightwish is better Evanescence, fight me, and 2) my bones turned to dust.
June 13, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The grocery store playlist has Evanescence going and 1) Nightwish is better Evanescence, fight me, and 2) my bones turned to dust.
My wife’s been binging Mobland and all I can think of is Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun to Rero from SNL.
June 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My wife’s been binging Mobland and all I can think of is Don’ You Go Rounin’ Roun to Rero from SNL.
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man's deliverables exceed his KPIs
May 21, 2025 at 4:22 PM
man's deliverables exceed his KPIs
Reposted by Ian Gerstel
How to Fix Grocery Stores | Smartypants Presentation
YouTube video by Dropout
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May 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
People will blanch vegetables but nobody ever uses the Rose, Dorothy, or Sophia cooking methods.
May 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
People will blanch vegetables but nobody ever uses the Rose, Dorothy, or Sophia cooking methods.
Pepper loved the dog beach and also hit me in the groin pretty hard so I guess she won twice that day.
May 17, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Pepper loved the dog beach and also hit me in the groin pretty hard so I guess she won twice that day.
Bunch of people woke up this morning and realized they need to finish watching Conclave.
April 21, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Bunch of people woke up this morning and realized they need to finish watching Conclave.
Wife: "Is there room in that fridge?"
Me: "Nope."
Wife: "Okay, I'll take the ham to the back."
Me: "It's like that game no one knows how to play."
Wife: *foolishly makes eye contact*
Me: "Backhammon"
Wife: *sighs and leaves*
Me: "Nope."
Wife: "Okay, I'll take the ham to the back."
Me: "It's like that game no one knows how to play."
Wife: *foolishly makes eye contact*
Me: "Backhammon"
Wife: *sighs and leaves*
April 19, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Wife: "Is there room in that fridge?"
Me: "Nope."
Wife: "Okay, I'll take the ham to the back."
Me: "It's like that game no one knows how to play."
Wife: *foolishly makes eye contact*
Me: "Backhammon"
Wife: *sighs and leaves*
Me: "Nope."
Wife: "Okay, I'll take the ham to the back."
Me: "It's like that game no one knows how to play."
Wife: *foolishly makes eye contact*
Me: "Backhammon"
Wife: *sighs and leaves*
It’s officially summer when Pepper dips her toes in.
April 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
It’s officially summer when Pepper dips her toes in.
In August 2023 I got jealous of how cool toddler clothing is and predicted 'toddlercore' (dinosaurs, heavy machinery, cute animals) would be the next fashion trend. The name hasn't caught on (yet), but just saying I'm kiiind of a fashion guru. #toddlercore #fashiontrends
April 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
In August 2023 I got jealous of how cool toddler clothing is and predicted 'toddlercore' (dinosaurs, heavy machinery, cute animals) would be the next fashion trend. The name hasn't caught on (yet), but just saying I'm kiiind of a fashion guru. #toddlercore #fashiontrends
April 2, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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If he's invincible why can i see him
February 6, 2025 at 6:03 PM
If he's invincible why can i see him
A rap country mashup band Taylor The Creator Swift. At least more energetic than James Taylor Swift.
January 26, 2025 at 7:43 PM
A rap country mashup band Taylor The Creator Swift. At least more energetic than James Taylor Swift.
Looking forward to Bishop Budde being played by Kate McKinnon on SNL.
January 24, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Looking forward to Bishop Budde being played by Kate McKinnon on SNL.
My wife likes when I watch the Commanders football with her. I am only interested because I get to meme. #commanders #football #playoffs #washington #damndaniel
January 13, 2025 at 4:08 AM
My wife likes when I watch the Commanders football with her. I am only interested because I get to meme. #commanders #football #playoffs #washington #damndaniel
I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but… a tactical strategy game about retirement savings: Warhammer 401k.
January 8, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I’m sure this has been mentioned before, but… a tactical strategy game about retirement savings: Warhammer 401k.
Gnocchi implies the existence of yescchi.
January 6, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Gnocchi implies the existence of yescchi.
Only recently really listened closely to Santa Baby, and I just gotta say: A PLATINUM MINE?! Girl's looking to be an entrepreneur and hire miners, and spin up a refining/processing plant, set up supply chains and logistics, etc?? Seems like a long way to go to cover maintenance of the car and yacht.
January 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Only recently really listened closely to Santa Baby, and I just gotta say: A PLATINUM MINE?! Girl's looking to be an entrepreneur and hire miners, and spin up a refining/processing plant, set up supply chains and logistics, etc?? Seems like a long way to go to cover maintenance of the car and yacht.
Challengers, every romance scene: the foley guy said "how's this?" and the director said "WETTER!"
January 1, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Challengers, every romance scene: the foley guy said "how's this?" and the director said "WETTER!"