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✵ he/him ✵ 31 ✵ old man yelling at clouds ✵

obsessed with the very nature of chaos itself
the chair company is so funny. it’s like breaking bad meets wilfred
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
frankenstein is a story about how it’s cool as hell to play god. it’s about how there are zero repercussions for you or anybody else if you choose to play god.
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
hillary duff never misses
November 7, 2025 at 3:30 PM
“you’re a man! shouldn’t you be building a house or dying in war?” but I don’t like construction and I don’t like war. I like discovering the aspects of our inner worlds that are mutual; uncovering the invisible threads that tie us together.
November 6, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I finally watched matt reeves’ the batman a couple nights ago.
1. that’s a halloween movie. perfect time to watch.
2. the final boss being a random group of hyper online, black pilled, accelerationist chuds doing a mass shooting event is fucking incredible
October 23, 2025 at 8:38 PM
started a little book club with my mom and we’re reading pet sematary together. i’m fully captivated by this book rn. I can’t wait to share with her the symbolism i’ve been picking up on. can’t wait to hear what she’s been picking up on. reading and sharing is so nice
October 21, 2025 at 9:27 PM
nepal is in sicko mode rn. good for them
September 10, 2025 at 3:43 PM
I wonder if my downstairs neighbors ever hear me farting into my couch
September 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
silksong is the only thing on my mind at work today. I love getting to play the game at the same time as game journalists. no day 1 spoilers. nobody knows wtf going on on reddit. gotta figure shit out yourself. bouncing on those red flowers is THRILLING
September 5, 2025 at 3:57 PM
TMZ reports Sydney Sweeney and Ripstick Brains are now dating.
September 2, 2025 at 9:12 PM
i’m so excited to buy silksong for my ps5 and switch so annie and I can play it side by side at the same time
September 1, 2025 at 1:59 PM
being in your 30s actually rules. I know what I want out of life more than I ever have before. i’m getting to the point where I don’t reflect on my previous years as negatively as I did in my youth. i’m capable of being more patient with myself, which in turn has made me more patient with others
August 29, 2025 at 4:34 PM
finally finished stranger things season 4 last night. that show was written by a machine without any human oversight.
August 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
grats 2 taynor spift n tras kelly
August 26, 2025 at 7:07 PM
the year is 2020. I can’t wait a year for new episodes of attack on titan so I start reading the source material.

the year is 2025. I can’t wait a WEEK for new episodes of the summer I turned pretty so I start reading the source material.
August 22, 2025 at 8:42 PM
#tsitp yeah i’m gonna need to see jeremiah AND belly get hit by a bus before the series ends
August 20, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“reh gyang uul pod” is how to say “doppelgänger” in reverse
August 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
i’m 25 minutes into perfect match season 3 and this dude sucked a woman’s toes and then kissed a different woman. incredible television
August 2, 2025 at 1:02 AM
I heard Dune: Prophecy was shit, but I just started it last night. first episode was kinda sick. loved the architecture when desmond hart (duncan idaho? lol) met with the house corrino guy outside. looked like they sitting in a big worm mouth. I love the fractal nature of Dune, man.
July 31, 2025 at 3:47 PM
without any context, i’m starting a thread for myself of songs that relate to the novel i’m writing:
July 30, 2025 at 9:05 PM
this is all too much like succession dude. rupert murdoch is logan. wsj and fox news is waystar. trump is the raisin. instead of breaking the story on his cognitive decline, they’re breaking the story on his epstein ties. elon is lukas. watch nick fuentes end up being our reality’s mencken
July 23, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I hope *****’s HOH goes miserably! what an unlikable individual they are #bb27
July 22, 2025 at 3:48 PM
epstein died on my birthday in 2019. I pray to anything that will answer me that It Happens on my birthday in 2025
July 21, 2025 at 8:21 PM
it used to be that I identified as a:

Ryan Howard Sun
Toby Flenderson Moon
Gabe Lewis Rising

i’m ready to transition to:

Adam Friedland Sun
Nathan Fielder Moon
Dan Hentschel Rising

#bluesky #millennial
July 17, 2025 at 6:09 PM