Idris Esquire
@idrisesquire.bsky.social
attorney / photography enthusiast / unsolicited advice giver / to-do list curator
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
Jersey ⚫️ D.C.⚫️ Chicago
I might get dragged for this but IDC. My sister in Christ, this man had been credibly accused of sexually assaulting more than 15 women when you voted for him.
1. Why would you vote for this man?
2. Why would you think his behavior would be any different than it has been?
1. Why would you vote for this man?
2. Why would you think his behavior would be any different than it has been?
“I voted for you but your behavior on this has been a national embarrassment”
November 18, 2025 at 3:04 PM
I might get dragged for this but IDC. My sister in Christ, this man had been credibly accused of sexually assaulting more than 15 women when you voted for him.
1. Why would you vote for this man?
2. Why would you think his behavior would be any different than it has been?
1. Why would you vote for this man?
2. Why would you think his behavior would be any different than it has been?
I’m sorry…”hello, Miss Housekeeping” made me yell laugh. What is wrong with him?!? Lmfao
November 18, 2025 at 4:53 AM
I’m sorry…”hello, Miss Housekeeping” made me yell laugh. What is wrong with him?!? Lmfao
I just want a job that doesn’t require me to work on weekends…
November 16, 2025 at 4:29 PM
I just want a job that doesn’t require me to work on weekends…
Y’all. The Vince Staples Show is perfect. A little dark and a little funny. Short episodes.
a young man in a blue hoodie is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
ALT: a young man in a blue hoodie is sitting on a couch and looking at the camera .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Y’all. The Vince Staples Show is perfect. A little dark and a little funny. Short episodes.
I think my bird of paradise had gigantism or something. The last two leaves it put out have been huge. I’m going to have to repot it soon. #plantsky
November 14, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I think my bird of paradise had gigantism or something. The last two leaves it put out have been huge. I’m going to have to repot it soon. #plantsky
Yes, unfortunately. Big Sarah had hands and she wasn’t afraid to put them on somebody. 😭
Have any of you ever seen your parents whoop someone in the streets?
November 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Yes, unfortunately. Big Sarah had hands and she wasn’t afraid to put them on somebody. 😭
RFK stadium is coming down pretty quickly.
November 12, 2025 at 7:29 PM
RFK stadium is coming down pretty quickly.
I ate pasta & pizza and drank wine almost everyday while I was in Italy and somehow I still managed to lose 4 lbs.
November 12, 2025 at 2:36 AM
I ate pasta & pizza and drank wine almost everyday while I was in Italy and somehow I still managed to lose 4 lbs.
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Thank you Salt, Pepa and Spinderella for style, sound, fearlessness and unrelenting greatness that has done so much with and for the culture ❤️
November 9, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Thank you Salt, Pepa and Spinderella for style, sound, fearlessness and unrelenting greatness that has done so much with and for the culture ❤️
I’m so happy I was able to make it back from Europe. My bags didn’t but I MADE IT!!!
November 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
I’m so happy I was able to make it back from Europe. My bags didn’t but I MADE IT!!!
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Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
How a thrown sandwich became a symbol of D.C.’s resistance
In an already surreal moment, Washingtonians have embraced bread puns, sandwich flags, and sub-themed street art as a form of protest.
51st.news
November 7, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Sean Charles Dunn’s moment of culinary resistance — he wouldn't be subservient, one could say — has become a symbol of D.C.’s refusal to accept the federal occupation quietly.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Earlier today, D.C.'s own "sandwich guy" was found not guilty of the charges against him.
Wheels up. Next stop Rome. 🇮🇹🍕🍝
October 31, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Wheels up. Next stop Rome. 🇮🇹🍕🍝
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I thought I was starting to feel slightly more resolved to the idea of D’Angelo moving on. Then Wynonna Judd covered “One Mo Gin” and I’m back at square one.
October 31, 2025 at 11:28 AM
I thought I was starting to feel slightly more resolved to the idea of D’Angelo moving on. Then Wynonna Judd covered “One Mo Gin” and I’m back at square one.
I need to start packing for my trip. I also need to sleep.
October 29, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I need to start packing for my trip. I also need to sleep.
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Serenada Shopping Centre by atelier.com SA Architectural Studio
October 25, 2025 at 11:35 AM
Serenada Shopping Centre by atelier.com SA Architectural Studio
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FRIENDSHIP outside of marriage help Marriages
October 25, 2025 at 1:47 PM
FRIENDSHIP outside of marriage help Marriages
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We need to reevaluate whether or not there’s a fundamental literacy in democracy and how our government works before people can vote. I know that’s controversial but look at wtf happens when uninformed ppl can vote.
A president does not control grocery prices.
A president does not control grocery prices.
Honestly I hope everyone who voted for him, didn’t vote or voted 3rd party starves to death.
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMx5D5oX/
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMx5D5oX/
October 25, 2025 at 2:37 PM
We need to reevaluate whether or not there’s a fundamental literacy in democracy and how our government works before people can vote. I know that’s controversial but look at wtf happens when uninformed ppl can vote.
A president does not control grocery prices.
A president does not control grocery prices.
Same. Harsh but true. IDC. Mfers are so dumb.
Honestly I hope everyone who voted for him, didn’t vote or voted 3rd party starves to death.
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMx5D5oX/
Full video: www.tiktok.com/t/ZTMx5D5oX/
October 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Same. Harsh but true. IDC. Mfers are so dumb.
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"Villagers said the corpse had burn marks on its face and was missing limbs, as if it had been mangled by an explosion.
The tides deposited another corpse on a nearby beach days later, drawing a wake of vultures. Its face was similarly unrecognizable, and ... leg appeared to have been blown off."
The tides deposited another corpse on a nearby beach days later, drawing a wake of vultures. Its face was similarly unrecognizable, and ... leg appeared to have been blown off."
A Mystery in Trinidad as Bodies Wash Ashore After U.S. Strikes
www.nytimes.com
October 24, 2025 at 5:08 PM
"Villagers said the corpse had burn marks on its face and was missing limbs, as if it had been mangled by an explosion.
The tides deposited another corpse on a nearby beach days later, drawing a wake of vultures. Its face was similarly unrecognizable, and ... leg appeared to have been blown off."
The tides deposited another corpse on a nearby beach days later, drawing a wake of vultures. Its face was similarly unrecognizable, and ... leg appeared to have been blown off."
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s mispronounce your name if it’s not John or Sarah or something lol. If it has more than 3 syllables it’s a wrap. 😂
October 24, 2025 at 5:16 PM
If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s mispronounce your name if it’s not John or Sarah or something lol. If it has more than 3 syllables it’s a wrap. 😂
Yup. Work Enemy/Office Nemesis. Gotta have one to keep me motivated when the fear of being fired isn’t enough.
Enough about Work Husbands and Work Wives.
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
You ever had a legitimate Work Enemy? Because I’ve had several. I never start with these people and I always warn them. But they never listen. 🫠
October 20, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Yup. Work Enemy/Office Nemesis. Gotta have one to keep me motivated when the fear of being fired isn’t enough.