I am once again asking Aaron Wiggins to save basketball.

Here we go, folks. I'm out of the Covid quarantine, and because of that I've gotten zero Christmas shopping done. We do it today. All of it. If I don't make it back, just know, I tried.

Is Darius Garland this bad, or is Derrick White this good?

Even at 58 years old Mike Tyson was faster than Netflix's servers.

Steven Spielberg's 2001 film A.I. accurately predicted that in the future really annoying people would hold their lav mics like this

**Breaking News**

Funyons has been named Secretary of Fresh Breath

In my next example of "A Certain Sect of the Country Truly Lacks a Sense of Irony" (it's a working title)

The newly minted Department of Government Efficiency having two co-chairs is one of the funniest things I've ever heard.

Over here following sports and grim dark fantasy accounts like my life depended on it.

Give me your must follows.