visited my parents today and absolutely housed a full carton of strawberries

can't switch to threads bc my insta is actually a finsta and i only use it to stay good night to my homies and hooligans

has Dua Lipa always been British or is that a byproduct of the timeline we switched to when the submersible imploded ?

using a long weekend from your day job to work on writing projects feels exactly like choosing to stay inside during recess as a kid

new Indiana Jones movie was lowkey fun because the plot heavily relied on goons and henchmen, in this essay i will

it would be so funny if my first post on here was hole