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Pinned
( ... ) why would i do that ? aren't you gonna send me into another dimension to chase down a lost morty ?
excellent. i’m glad to hear it. the only 𝙜𝙤𝙤𝙙 fucking thing to happen today. say, why not take the rest of the day off ?
of course, boss. i've been on top of my duties. just finished a round in the citadel, as we speak.
September 23, 2025 at 8:12 PM
( ... ) why would i do that ? aren't you gonna send me into another dimension to chase down a lost morty ?
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September 22, 2025 at 1:50 PM
of course, boss. i've been on top of my duties. just finished a round in the citadel, as we speak.
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
of course, boss. i've been on top of my duties. just finished a round in the citadel, as we speak.
.. . i am NOT jealous.
but okay. alright. good to know.
but okay. alright. good to know.
September 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
.. . i am NOT jealous.
but okay. alright. good to know.
but okay. alright. good to know.
. .. favorite ? saying you got other mutts ?
September 22, 2025 at 8:39 PM
. .. favorite ? saying you got other mutts ?
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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐓𝖤𝖬𝖯𝖮𝖱𝖠𝖱𝖸 𝖯𝖨𝖭𝖭𝖤𝖣.
June 10, 2025 at 4:58 PM
݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐓𝖤𝖬𝖯𝖮𝖱𝖠𝖱𝖸 𝖯𝖨𝖭𝖭𝖤𝖣.
feesh. yeah.
feesh.
... fish.
May 7, 2025 at 2:19 AM
feesh. yeah.
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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐒𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝑳𝖠͟𝖬𝖡.
March 15, 2025 at 10:34 PM
݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐒𝙰𝙲𝚁𝙸𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟 𝑳𝖠͟𝖬𝖡.
yeah ? ( there's no point in sizing up his boss. much as he wanted to deny the accusation.
huffing. ears fold back. ) i just. happen to have a lot of downtime.
huffing. ears fold back. ) i just. happen to have a lot of downtime.
your fellow guards.
( was his answer… but a lie. 𝒉𝒆 had decided to check in through a rick. for once.
turns out during a time when the other was ‘ lazing ‘ around as he puts it. )
they say you often spend more time behind that computer.
( was his answer… but a lie. 𝒉𝒆 had decided to check in through a rick. for once.
turns out during a time when the other was ‘ lazing ‘ around as he puts it. )
they say you often spend more time behind that computer.
( * 💧... ) i have been. i'm on time, i do my tasks, do my rounds in the citadel. who told you this ?
May 5, 2025 at 8:35 PM
yeah ? ( there's no point in sizing up his boss. much as he wanted to deny the accusation.
huffing. ears fold back. ) i just. happen to have a lot of downtime.
huffing. ears fold back. ) i just. happen to have a lot of downtime.
( * 💧... ) i have been. i'm on time, i do my tasks, do my rounds in the citadel. who told you this ?
why am i being told that you haven’t been doing your job recently.
... yes, boss ?
May 2, 2025 at 3:03 AM
( * 💧... ) i have been. i'm on time, i do my tasks, do my rounds in the citadel. who told you this ?
... yes, boss ?
you.
uugh.
April 30, 2025 at 11:52 PM
... yes, boss ?
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April 26, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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( not on his break.... but watching a * snuff stream on his laptop anyway. orange tail contently sways. )
April 17, 2025 at 11:53 PM
( not on his break.... but watching a * snuff stream on his laptop anyway. orange tail contently sways. )
/ will work on a pin eventually i have an idea in mind
April 16, 2025 at 5:42 AM
/ will work on a pin eventually i have an idea in mind
( squinting eyes. he had half the mind to throw the piece at the president. instead, catching it in his mouth. chew chew chew... )
then eat it. clearly you have an appetite if it was in your mouth to begin with.
( tail thrashes. bending down to pick it back up, grumbling incoherent nonsense. ) a janitor could've cleaned it up. or eaten it themselves.
April 15, 2025 at 7:51 AM
( squinting eyes. he had half the mind to throw the piece at the president. instead, catching it in his mouth. chew chew chew... )
( tail thrashes. bending down to pick it back up, grumbling incoherent nonsense. ) a janitor could've cleaned it up. or eaten it themselves.
( … looks down at the mauled flesh and back at him. )
so… are you just gonna leave it there like an animal or clean it up ?
so… are you just gonna leave it there like an animal or clean it up ?
ppbbff— ( spitting out.... something red. ) flesh got in my teeth. sorry.
April 15, 2025 at 7:36 AM
( tail thrashes. bending down to pick it back up, grumbling incoherent nonsense. ) a janitor could've cleaned it up. or eaten it themselves.
ppbbff— ( spitting out.... something red. ) flesh got in my teeth. sorry.
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ppbppbpp. ( :P )
April 15, 2025 at 7:07 AM
ppbbff— ( spitting out.... something red. ) flesh got in my teeth. sorry.
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݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐓𝙷𝙴 𝑷𝖴͟𝖯𝖯𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖤𝖱.
April 5, 2025 at 10:05 PM
݁ ⠀ ͟ ༼⠀. ⸝⸝ 𝐓𝙷𝙴 𝑷𝖴͟𝖯𝖯𝖤𝖳𝖤𝖤𝖱.
ppbppbpp. ( :P )
April 14, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ppbppbpp. ( :P )