The dodgers should be Trump’s favorite team since he dodged the draft

Green means go
Yellow means slow
Red means no
🤣
Helpful mnemonic for new drivers I just made up

More like Andrew Garbagerino am I right
#andrewgarbarino #votehimout

Interrupting my political posts to scream at @robmanfred.bsky.social
If you put the Yankees and Mets in the same division, it eliminates the potential for a subway World Series, along with countless other fun things and customs. As a Yankee fan, you should know better. DO NOT DO THAT

The Wizard of Oz finally gave her a brain

This merger is giving North Korea

AND most of the cuts won’t go into effect until after midterms so they can pretend dems are responsible.

Keep in mind that the cuts to Medicaid don’t go into effect until late 2026 conveniently after the midterm elections. Do not be fooled. Vote these ghouls out. Show up and VOTE in the midterms.

Mamdaddy is winning?
(Only posting this bc I’m proud of the wordplay)

Starships were meant to fly.
(And not explode)

Is this thing on? #nokings

Dear America,
I heard you’re back together, and if that’s true, you’ll just have to TASTE me when he’s kissing you! If you want forever—I bet you do—just know you’ll taste me, too!
Xoxo, Joe Biden 🫶

The idea that those on the left will ever agree enough to be an “echo chamber” is rather funny to me.

We couldn’t even agree whether to refer to Kamala Harris by her first or last name.