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He/him/asshole.
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Dipping my toe into ancom
Pinned
America.
I just do it FloridaMan style. Which is for free, in 3 minute increments or however long the clip is on bsky.
February 14, 2026 at 3:48 AM
Sometimes, I wish I was a wine guy. But alcoholic grape juice makes my tummy hurt. ๐Ÿ˜•
February 14, 2026 at 3:08 AM
At least I'm the coolest guy in the laundry mat.

The laundry mat is my bathroom and me standing in a bath mat.
February 14, 2026 at 2:34 AM
...Just why?

Shitposting a memorial.
February 14, 2026 at 1:21 AM
Yes. I'd rather my head spin around and projectile vomit in the comfort of my bed than in a therapist's office. How embarrassing.
February 14, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I forgot to post my rip to Dawson Leary.
The theme song seems...fucked up to sing now?
a close up of a man 's face with a tear running down his cheek .
Alt: James Van DerBeek as Dawson Leary, making a really terrible cry face.
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February 14, 2026 at 12:22 AM
Reposted by pk the talkie tankie engine.
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February 13, 2026 at 11:39 PM
You are correct and take a $1000 lead!
February 13, 2026 at 11:40 PM
I just realized I forgot today's.
February 13, 2026 at 11:38 PM
Nice! We missed shear. Didn't even think about that one! Sheevy's in the lead!
February 13, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Ready to answer almost a week's worth? I hope so bc here they come!
February 13, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Final scores:
Momo $1200
Pk $4000
Sheevy $200

:( that final jeopardy was rough.
February 13, 2026 at 11:16 PM
We all guessed cher. Lmao. All wrong. Barbra Streisand for final. The 7th is called a coping saw.
February 13, 2026 at 11:15 PM
@sheev.calamitousintent.com I have so many clues to send you. Lol.
I'll post all the ones from this week after these two. The 8th is final jeopardy so lemme know how much you wanna bid.
February 13, 2026 at 11:09 PM
Had a dream that was very ITYSLN. McDonald's had a special drive thru for their employees to get therapy and then somebody shot at people bc they accused him of shopping for Xmas after Xmas season.
February 13, 2026 at 11:48 AM
Yall ever notice how many fascists have fucked up hair cuts and chins like Andrew Tate's?
February 13, 2026 at 5:06 AM
COINTELPRO re-imagined for the digital age. Cool.
February 13, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Stand up hack leftist: you might be a shitlib if...
February 13, 2026 at 4:45 AM
Rereading some theory that i struggled with the first time.

Stalin is much more enjoyable the 2nd time around.
February 13, 2026 at 4:41 AM
I don't know but not enough ppl (big accounts) or the media are talking about us beginning to potentially genocide Cuba. People here are just like, oh no. Our flights are canceled.

I feel like only being 90 miles from Florida would be beneficial for boaters to get there though.
February 12, 2026 at 12:30 PM
Yeah, that's for sure. I wish the Dakota had gotten first crack at him though.
February 11, 2026 at 3:45 AM
Lincoln was also a huge piece of shit though. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ
February 11, 2026 at 3:27 AM
That was a really wild ride.
February 11, 2026 at 1:00 AM
My president sucks,
His hands are blue
And I'll be goddamned if he ain't a fascist too.
February 11, 2026 at 12:46 AM
Never thought I'd be stressed out while watching curling, but here we are.
February 11, 2026 at 12:35 AM