Waking up after playing with my toddlers the day before

Ok Crave. Take it down a notch. Cookies never had limits so just relax

I’ll never forgive Spotify for putting those stupid 3 second video on the now playing screen. Now my toddler screams “I want to see the music!” every time. Completely ruining the whole purpose of music instead of screen time.

How come it’s not socially acceptable to get a babysitter from 6:30 am to 10:30 am? At this point in my life I think that would be more enjoyable than 6:30 pm to 10:30 pm

So everyone else’s TikTok is up and running but mine is stuck on a Febreze ad. I hate this simulation

Someone from Australia, can you confirm if Hammerbarn carts have kid seats that face forward? And if so are you willing to export the carts to Costco?

One day my toddler will eat what I order for her at a restaurant, OR she will eat the lunchbox I lovingly packed for her

Never trust someone who skips the opening credits of Bob’s Burgers

If you think Trump would never pardon his own son, it tells me two things:
1) your brain is soup if you think Trump has any respect for democratic norms
2) your brain is soup if you think Trump even thinks about his kids enough to know they need a pardon

Playing covers of Hallelujah in your Christmas playlist = The downfall of media literacy in America

Not sure what they call the generation my daughter is in, but having her irrationally angry about commercials during the parade seems very on brand

Vacation with kids is fun because my kid still begs to watch a show, but this time I get to say no under a palm tree 🌴

First ~whatever you call these posts~ might as well be these knuckleheads