Ibejih
@ibejih.bsky.social
AI Enthusiast. Software engineer - | Python | Django | Lover of all things tech. Building amazing APls one line of code at a time. | Man Utd
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Building https://www.ctrlv.codes
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Building https://www.ctrlv.codes
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Person wey see me, na im me I see.
February 13, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Person wey see me, na im me I see.
Yupp, they are dumb dumb
I like banter!
I like wittiness!
Charisma
Character
Fun conversation
Use words and woo me with them
Get in my head before you try to get in my bed, fcuk nigga!
My God, are y’all dumb???
I like wittiness!
Charisma
Character
Fun conversation
Use words and woo me with them
Get in my head before you try to get in my bed, fcuk nigga!
My God, are y’all dumb???
February 12, 2026 at 4:52 PM
Yupp, they are dumb dumb
"Now you in the middle of the club, trying not to cry to a love song"
open.spotify.com/track/4aA7Lr...
open.spotify.com/track/4aA7Lr...
Fight The Feeling
open.spotify.com
February 12, 2026 at 2:16 PM
"Now you in the middle of the club, trying not to cry to a love song"
open.spotify.com/track/4aA7Lr...
open.spotify.com/track/4aA7Lr...
I ask again, does the process know that we are trusting it??
February 12, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I ask again, does the process know that we are trusting it??
I'll wear a United jersey anywhere lmaooo
February 12, 2026 at 1:31 PM
I'll wear a United jersey anywhere lmaooo
The way I watch movies is so funny. I'm just getting into episode two lmao
Is Lincoln Lawyer a good one to watch? On a scale from 1-10
February 11, 2026 at 4:38 PM
The way I watch movies is so funny. I'm just getting into episode two lmao
Lately I've caught myself in a weird position when working from home. Instead of sitting on the chair, I'm squatting on it💀
February 11, 2026 at 11:44 AM
Lately I've caught myself in a weird position when working from home. Instead of sitting on the chair, I'm squatting on it💀
One of my female friends was ranting about this dude and ended her statement with "Never trust a man that wears Dior Sauvage"
Is Dior Sauvage the red flag now?.😂😂
Is Dior Sauvage the red flag now?.😂😂
February 11, 2026 at 10:58 AM
One of my female friends was ranting about this dude and ended her statement with "Never trust a man that wears Dior Sauvage"
Is Dior Sauvage the red flag now?.😂😂
Is Dior Sauvage the red flag now?.😂😂
When you are having a long day, drink capri-sun
February 10, 2026 at 3:42 PM
When you are having a long day, drink capri-sun
Hotels will be having a “Outside food not allowed” policy with their trash in-house food.
February 10, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Hotels will be having a “Outside food not allowed” policy with their trash in-house food.
"So why should we hire you?"
Why did you put out the job ad in the first place🤨
Why did you put out the job ad in the first place🤨
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 PM
"So why should we hire you?"
Why did you put out the job ad in the first place🤨
Why did you put out the job ad in the first place🤨
Grandmothers are so dramatic and funny. Love them so much 😂😂
February 9, 2026 at 6:06 AM
Grandmothers are so dramatic and funny. Love them so much 😂😂
My experience with this app has actually been fun since I started interacting with y’all.
February 8, 2026 at 3:19 PM
My experience with this app has actually been fun since I started interacting with y’all.
Is Lincoln Lawyer a good one to watch? On a scale from 1-10
February 8, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Is Lincoln Lawyer a good one to watch? On a scale from 1-10
I have a couple of errands to run but I'll push them till next weekend after I get a haircut 😌
February 8, 2026 at 2:04 PM
I have a couple of errands to run but I'll push them till next weekend after I get a haircut 😌
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I want to rewatch Outlander
February 7, 2026 at 7:08 PM
I want to rewatch Outlander
Bluesky needs to improve the dms fr.
- "typing" indicator
- Gifs
- Reply to a particular text
- Gifs
- media attachments
- GIFsssss
- "typing" indicator
- Gifs
- Reply to a particular text
- Gifs
- media attachments
- GIFsssss
February 7, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Bluesky needs to improve the dms fr.
- "typing" indicator
- Gifs
- Reply to a particular text
- Gifs
- media attachments
- GIFsssss
- "typing" indicator
- Gifs
- Reply to a particular text
- Gifs
- media attachments
- GIFsssss
One thing I'm yet to learn is knowing what to do in a situation when someone is crying. Especially a lady.
February 7, 2026 at 5:08 PM
One thing I'm yet to learn is knowing what to do in a situation when someone is crying. Especially a lady.
Y'all are strong strong
Ok so what's the time length of an average sex session?
February 7, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Y'all are strong strong
Had two meetings clashing and now I have google meet running on two laptops rn 😂💀
February 7, 2026 at 4:14 PM
Had two meetings clashing and now I have google meet running on two laptops rn 😂💀
Manchester United has been making me happy for four weeks in a row. My babyyyyy
February 7, 2026 at 2:26 PM
Manchester United has been making me happy for four weeks in a row. My babyyyyy
I will never get used to using shower gel. No matter the brand, it always feels weird on my skin, like the lather never comes off.
February 7, 2026 at 12:28 PM
I will never get used to using shower gel. No matter the brand, it always feels weird on my skin, like the lather never comes off.