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@iashcannot.bsky.social
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aspiring art historian who plays splatoon sometimes. est div 7 hydra/hedit
i stream my super cool super great dive hedit on twitch.tv/iashcannot
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iashcannot.bsky.social
We tried our hand at FTIU again! Yay! And we got third! Woo!

@iashcannot.bsky.social heavy "i'm gonna fix my audio" (we're midgame)
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social forge/sploosh/mini "GHHDFDHHAHGW"
@cosmy00.bsky.social zap "it's 4am lmaooooooo"
golias pain/luna "i'm gonna go kill them"

#compsplatoon
November 15, 2025 at 4:23 AM
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twilight1538.bsky.social
5th Gold Bracket Shark Tank!!!!

@andiispl.bsky.social-"I got slider-->team wipe"
@iashcannot.bsky.social-"nah nah the rm is gonna reset anyway(nope)
@sillybrellamain.bsky.social-"born to brella, forced to blaster"
@twilight1538.bsky.social-clutched set in OT
Arkader(no bsky) - "Trust in the ashcan"
November 11, 2025 at 3:25 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
On november 15th, 2024 I played my very first FTIU Showing very high potential in my abilities, with hard work, dedication to improve and other things. Now almost a whole year later, I am now FTIU banned. This is a huge milestone. Thank you everyone who has supported me, and i will continue to grow
November 2, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
My pickup got 2nd in ftiu 90!
@iashcannot.bsky.social (edit/hydra)
Golias (painbrush)
Husker (luna blaster/tri slosher)
November 1, 2025 at 12:13 PM
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starry-echo.bsky.social
#highdivsplatoon
October 29, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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spiritshacklespl.bsky.social
Spirit Shackle (along with two subs) just got third in Stellaris Phantasm! GGs to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon
@andanti.bsky.social - Dualie slave
@escapixxspl.bsky.social - Our midline Everyman
@prespl.bsky.social - The backliner
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social - #1 Turf Inker
October 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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andanti.bsky.social
Spook Shack (still have no clue what that means) just won Teacup!! GGS to all the teams we faced! #compsplatoon
October 26, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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clownensemble.bsky.social
CLOWN ENSEBMLE WINS GOLD BRACKET IN TRANS CUP FALL 2025!!!

@eleqilix.bsky.social - anti-tristrike shrapnel helmet
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - threw it back for jammy
@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - I'M NEVER SLEEPING AGAIN!!!
Jammy - got 11 wails

GGs!

(thx @delterr19.bsky.social for strikes)
October 11, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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noxidotmp4.bsky.social
wave breaker quad in question:
October 19, 2025 at 9:12 PM
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renren2015.bsky.social
So uh…. I haven’t posted in a while.
ANYWHO my pickup got 4th in ftiu
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro/sploosh)
@reedmatchaspl.bsky.social (jet/hydra)
Golias (brushes)
October 18, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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dpsonly.bsky.social
Our first ever TEAM MONTAGE just dropped!

Its edited by Fern, go check it out!!

youtu.be/7AEv7fUXajk

#compsplatoon #splatoon3
Falling - A Splatoon 3 Team Montage (DPS ONLY)
YouTube video by SplatDroid
youtu.be
October 9, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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kbot273.bsky.social
The one and only @ninewholegrains.bsky.social has made a stats recap sheet from Week 1 of the Splatoon 3 North American League! Take a look.

#S3NAL #CompSplatoon
SPLATOON 3 NORTH AMERICAN LEAGUE - WEEK 1 TEAM TRENDS - Milky Way had an astounding 10.35 Splats/Assists per Minute. The next highest was 9.65! ⁃ Hypernova led the way with 1203.4 Turf per Minute, even higher than their Preseason average! (1195.6) SOLO SUPERSTARS ⁃ SSNolan (.96 Gal Deco, Moonlight) had the highest single-game Splat /Assist total with 27 (vs fofofo, Clam Blitz on Inkblot Art Academy) - Capt.Happy (Snipewriter 5H & N-Zap '85, Hypernova) had the highest Splat Participation score, with contributions to 35.5% of the team's Splats. MISCELLANEOUS - There were 14 non-DC-related KO's in Week 1. (8 SZ, 4 RM, 2 TC, 0 CB) ⁃ The 3 most-played weapons were Slosher (46 picks), .52 Gal (42), and Snipewriter 5H (41)
October 11, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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violettwlgirly.bsky.social
Hiya welp I got 3d place again in tristrike Tuesdays silver bracket with pickup
@violettwlgirly.bsky.social
Vince
Rmzy
Iexist
Deca
Here's ore team pictures
#compsplatoon
August 19, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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freshlypickedspl.bsky.social
@somefox5.bsky.social (subbed for enemy team) (mini/ranged) - "Shrimple as that"
Golias (pain) - "Painbrush in your walls"
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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freshlypickedspl.bsky.social
@rat-of-pain.bsky.social (well) - "*COUGH COUGH COUGH *mutes mic*"
@frostiix.bsky.social (swords) - "Born to Decav, forced to Wipe"
Hound (bucket/hedit) - "ye couple mins im stroking the flute"
@iashcannot.bsky.social (hedit) "Thank you, Golias, we all said in unison" (after rat gets the double)
August 19, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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freshlypickedspl.bsky.social
Freshly Picked and Critters Ink (and Golias!) came together for a Critter Garden (and Golias, ok?) pickup for Shark Tank today! A Bronze Bracket win is in season 🐾🐾🐾🍓🍓🛡!
August 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
Hi guys! My pickup won 3rd in FTIU!
@violettwlgirly.bsky.social (dread)
@candyshiber.bsky.social (stringer)
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro)
Thanks for everyone that supported us through the run!
August 9, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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freshlypickedspl.bsky.social
The harvest is a bit late, but! Freshly Picked won the Academy Showcase's Sophomore Bracket this past Sunday!

We took some pictures to commemorate! Feat. @rat-of-pain.bsky.social from Critters Ink 🍓🍓🍓🍓🍓🐀

GGs, and thank you SBA, our coach, and our team manager for the opportunity! #compsplatoon
Freshly Picked and Rat getting a Zooka shot at them from the distance. Freshly Picked and Rat jumping for joy in front of the camera with a beakon, Crab Tank, and Rainmaker. Freshly picked and Rat staring into the camera with specials ready, Zipcaster popped, and a Beakon Beaked. Freshly Picked shooting the Rainmaker carrier, who is also on Freshly Picked.
August 7, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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clownensemble.bsky.social
CLOWN ENSEMBLE WON BETA BRACKET IN SOLAR ECLIPSE 43!

@hitonmuovailuvaha.bsky.social - Won beta bracket twice
Jammy - beat the "forever second" allegations
@damage0vertime.bsky.social - #1 Record score setter #1 Score booster #1 Rainmaker Stopper
@eleqilix.bsky.social - only picked machine in finals
July 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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renren2015.bsky.social
My pickup won mug cup!!!!
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social (pro, sploosh) “TRUST ME ON SPLOOSH” (it worked)
@electricalsquid.bsky.social (swords) “guys my connection”
@yuhsoapy.bsky.social (cooler) “frick your sploosh>:(“
2 tournament wins in one week :D
July 27, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
CJ’s pickup got 3rd in silver FTIU!
@cjastral.bsky.social (sword, bucket) “bro theres no more ice cream :(“
@paratasite.bsky.social (chargers) “BRO THE DECAV”
Zh (carbon) “sweets and apple juice dont go together”
Eri (sub, swords) “CJ we are jumping you”
July 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
We ran it back, and we won sharktank this time! Ggs to the teams we faced!
@candyshiber.bsky.social
@andanti.bsky.social
@thesplooshqueen.bsky.social
Red (coach)
July 22, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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okwoke.bsky.social
WII SPORTS RESORT won Tristrike Tuesday!!!

@inko123.bsky.social - frontline pen

SMGalactic - pro

@sylyx.bsky.social - swords

Me - nautili

GGs to everyone we played!

#compsplatoon
July 16, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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renren2015.bsky.social
Lemon shark got 5th in low ink beta!
@arkethel.bsky.social (rapid pro) “we are cooked bro”
Maple (bucket) he gone
Faz (sword/dread) “maple when he slides into the water”
Sora (naut) “GUYS YOUR FEST TEES”
@hinteye.bsky.social (shot/dapples) “your….done”
(Rip maple wasn’t here for pictures)
July 13, 2025 at 9:41 PM