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AuthorIan
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50% superhero books, 50% hockey shitposting, 50% pro-democracy ("but that's 150%, Ian!") That's right. Fυcκ you I won't do what you tell me! https://linktr.ee/ianthomashealy
GO AHEAD CALL THAT ONE BACK MOTHERFUCKERS #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
GOALIE GOAL PLZ #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 AM
PING 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Puck over the glass. EVERYBODY CHUG! #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 4:11 AM
I feel like this kid Brindley will be here for a long time. He's got a real nose for the places in the goal mouth where the goalie isn't. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Wow, Mack. Bad look. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Drury prepared to hire an attorney for this one. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:51 AM
OF COURSE THEY'RE WAVING IT OFF #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:49 AM
This is your regular reminder that Sandstorm is always playing somewhere in the world. If it's not here, it's 100% playing somewhere else. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Seriously, could someone just hack off their hands?

Glassbangers, man.
#GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
November 14, 2025 at 2:43 AM
That Greenway goal was exactly the same as the Nelson goal a couple minutes ago. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It'd be hilarious if someone fired a puck his way and Wedgie let an "Holy fuck that almost got me!" out on broadcast. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:37 AM
Ryker: What do you do to stay focused on the game?

Wedgie: Well, I try to limit my interviews to in-game and on the bench only. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Oof. Three goals against on five shots is definitely a statistic. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:31 AM
Blackwood...
WAT U DOIN
#GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:28 AM
I would like to invite the glass bangers to go take a flying fuck at a rolling donut. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:27 AM
See ya, Lyon. We hardly knew ye. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Watching the refs blow icing when Lehky was right there. #GoAvsGo
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November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Colton forgot to report himself as the Designated Duchene and got tagged for being six feet offside. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
So nice to see Sam Girard back on the ice.

You might not know this, but he spent the last month in the bacta tank in Burns' backpack. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:13 AM
OMG THE SCREAMING IN THE TUNNEL IS HORRIFYING #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 2:04 AM
By the way, if you're looking for something to fill one of the intermissions tonight, I highly recommend Pulp's Tiny Desk Concert on NPR Music. Brand new today.

OK, back to hockey shitposting. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 1:58 AM
Good evening Avs fans and faithful! It's our rematch against the hapless Sabers, and I'm all in on the Gavin Brindley train. Calling him for #AvsPsychic. #GoAvsGo
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Hey y'all! I will be at the Bonsai and Blue Bazaar this coming Saturday in Laramie, WY! It's a perfect opportunity for you to pick up signed books as unique holiday gifts. Hope to see you there! #booksky
November 12, 2025 at 6:13 PM