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@jimmykimmel.com the only dude resurrected during the rapture today.
September 23, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@jimmykimmel.com the only dude resurrected during the rapture today.
Bluesky doesn’t wind me up as much as the other platforms which means I should be here more often. And only post silly things like these frogs at the bottom of a well.
September 23, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Bluesky doesn’t wind me up as much as the other platforms which means I should be here more often. And only post silly things like these frogs at the bottom of a well.
THE FIRINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE JOBS REPORT IMPROVES!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
August 1, 2025 at 11:07 PM
THE FIRINGS WILL CONTINUE UNTIL THE JOBS REPORT IMPROVES!!!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Thank you for your attention to this matter.
Senator Cory Booker once ran into a burning building to save a woman. He’s doing the same right now for the United States of America. Thank you Senator Booker for standing up for us. @corybooker.bsky.social
April 1, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Senator Cory Booker once ran into a burning building to save a woman. He’s doing the same right now for the United States of America. Thank you Senator Booker for standing up for us. @corybooker.bsky.social
In 2020, well before the election, TFG started threatening to ignore the results of the election if he lost. My one remaining MAGA friend laughed at my “paranoia” and said he was just “floating a trial balloon.” 🧵🪡
March 31, 2025 at 12:12 PM
In 2020, well before the election, TFG started threatening to ignore the results of the election if he lost. My one remaining MAGA friend laughed at my “paranoia” and said he was just “floating a trial balloon.” 🧵🪡
Before slandering the reporter you invited to the group chat. Ask yourself why you invited him to the group chat.
March 26, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Before slandering the reporter you invited to the group chat. Ask yourself why you invited him to the group chat.
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Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant
March 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Was just reading John Quincy Adams' oral arguments before SCOTUS in the Amistad case and this part seems, uh, pretty relevant
Breaking: Pete Hegseth just accidentally sent me top secret photos of his junk.
March 24, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Breaking: Pete Hegseth just accidentally sent me top secret photos of his junk.
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You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its War Plans
U.S. national-security leaders included me in a group chat about upcoming military strikes in Yemen. I didn’t think it could be real. Then the bombs started falling.
www.theatlantic.com
March 24, 2025 at 4:31 PM
You cannot make this shit up. Sharing this jaw-dropping story with a gift link -- give it a read.
Trump Live Updates: Tariffs, Federal Layoffs and Greenland Backlash (Gift Article)
www.nytimes.com
March 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The current age of McCarthyism is not intended to root out communism but rather anyone opposed to Trump. McCarthyism ended. So will Trumpism:
“I do not want to see the Republican Party ride to political victory on the Four Horsemen of Calumny—Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear,” she said. —🧵
“I do not want to see the Republican Party ride to political victory on the Four Horsemen of Calumny—Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear,” she said. —🧵
March 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
The current age of McCarthyism is not intended to root out communism but rather anyone opposed to Trump. McCarthyism ended. So will Trumpism:
“I do not want to see the Republican Party ride to political victory on the Four Horsemen of Calumny—Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear,” she said. —🧵
“I do not want to see the Republican Party ride to political victory on the Four Horsemen of Calumny—Fear, Ignorance, Bigotry and Smear,” she said. —🧵
Trump could kill the USA in the middle of 5th avenue and his supporters wouldn’t care.
March 13, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Trump could kill the USA in the middle of 5th avenue and his supporters wouldn’t care.
For a guy who wouldn’t shut up about egg prices he really wants us to shut up about egg prices.
March 12, 2025 at 3:55 AM
For a guy who wouldn’t shut up about egg prices he really wants us to shut up about egg prices.
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Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression — theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression
WASHINGTON—Warning that Americans should brace themselves for an economic “period of transition,” President Donald Trump told reporters Monday that a recession would be an unfortunate but necessary st...
theonion.com
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression — theonion.com/trump-says-r...
Hard see how wiping out my dad and my mom’s retirement money is going to Make America Great Again. Also: eggs?
March 10, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Hard see how wiping out my dad and my mom’s retirement money is going to Make America Great Again. Also: eggs?
My 401k tells me that America is not great again.
March 10, 2025 at 9:11 PM
My 401k tells me that America is not great again.
MAGA: STOP CALLING US STUPID
Everyone sane: Stop claiming that there are transgender mice and gay bombers and we’ll consider it.
Everyone sane: Stop claiming that there are transgender mice and gay bombers and we’ll consider it.
March 8, 2025 at 4:24 PM
MAGA: STOP CALLING US STUPID
Everyone sane: Stop claiming that there are transgender mice and gay bombers and we’ll consider it.
Everyone sane: Stop claiming that there are transgender mice and gay bombers and we’ll consider it.
He’s an absolute numpty.
March 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
He’s an absolute numpty.
Serious question. Now that Trump has announced and delayed and announced and delayed tariffs again, are we the dumbest country on earth?
March 6, 2025 at 8:04 PM
Serious question. Now that Trump has announced and delayed and announced and delayed tariffs again, are we the dumbest country on earth?
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans hated Nazis and Russians.
March 3, 2025 at 5:03 AM
I’m old enough to remember when Republicans hated Nazis and Russians.
“You should say thank you.”
“You should dress better.”
“You should smile more.”
“This was all your fault.”
“You should dress better.”
“You should smile more.”
“This was all your fault.”
March 2, 2025 at 4:53 PM
“You should say thank you.”
“You should dress better.”
“You should smile more.”
“This was all your fault.”
“You should dress better.”
“You should smile more.”
“This was all your fault.”
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"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
February 28, 2025 at 9:25 PM
"History will remember this day— when an American President and Vice President abandoned all we stand for."
Pax Americana ended today.
February 28, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Pax Americana ended today.